Sleeping Beauty... Too Sexy?

[Tollbooth Willie]

LOOK AT ME I'M CLEVER AND HOMOSEXUAL WITH MY RED LETTERS BUT SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS MAN.

God damn shitty bitch. I'm tempted.

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

What exactly is on that site? I would like to know before I go on

 

[Dog--]

I cried.

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

 

[Vegeta897]

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

Well you're a dog, so, no surprise.

 

[Sheepo]

Perhaps there is a picture I can post for you:

//

What is this picture? Will I post it? No, I won't. It will have me banned faster than I can say "otchyx."

Come on, you can't expect me to post it now.

/

At least, I can describe it for you. At least, I can give you a quick run-down of it.

Maybe then you will get why I would be perma-banned. Hopefully, some day you will see it. But I warn you, it isn't pretty. It's the most god-awful thing I've seen since 2004.

/

By the way, have you seen "The Number 23"? I've seen it 67 times.

OK, I'm done talking for now. All has been said. Go, and await your fate.

A part of me died today.

 

[Vegeta897]

When I think about how much time I wasted writing that post, I am reassured by how much more time of yours I have wasted, in addition to the scarring.

 

[Darkside55]

Everyone should've known what was coming anyway. You said you'd get banned for it, everyone was posting Lion King...once I saw "Kiara" I knew immediately it was gonna be that Desiree Lee picture.

Everyone who followed that link knew what they were in for.

 

[Robert-]

When I enter the URL, I get a dead link...

Am I missing something?

 

[Dog--]

Probably a dash or period or something.

 

[The Monkey]

I'm more afraid to open Darkseid's link than anything else I've experienced before in my life.

Anyway, Simba is such a hottie

 

[Some_God]

Actually, Chel from Road to El Dorado

 

[Sledgehammer]

That was actually worse than I was expecting.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Some_God you might wanna update your sig. Youtube is being niggedy.

 

[jverne]

not that i disapprove of such practice, but why does disney (a company aimed at childrens entertainment) show so much in plain terms...skin?

 

[Omnomnick]

Hey hey hey...People please... Let us all remember that cartoons are people too!!

 

[kupocake]

Actually, Chel from Road to El Dorado

Dreamworks: get out.

 

[Warped]

Dreamworks: get out.

Dreamworks: get out.
get out.
out.

edit: did i do it wrong??

 

[Darkside55]

I'm more afraid to open Darkseid's link than anything else I've experienced before in my life.

Darkseid's link

Why do I get blamed for everything?

Chel from Road to El Dorado

Disney thread

 

[Bad^Hat]

Too much furry, not enough Disney-brand racism. Allow me to bridge the gap.

Edit: But seriously give me Maid Marian any old day. She puts the "fox" in "I'd like to have sex with that fox."

 

[Lucid]

Oh, how about...
Esmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame?

 

[Dog--]

Thick eyebrows are a huge turn off tbh.

 

[Darkside55]

I won't suffer hellfire for no gypsy.

 

[nurizeko]

I won't suffer hellfire for no gypsy.

Hell-fire is only reserved for Christians, which is ironic seeing as they consistently tell you your going to burn in hell unless you become one.

 

[YROC]

Definitely Pocahontas. But only if she shaves.

 

[Bad^Hat]

You mean if she shaves her HUMONGOUS MANJAW?

 

[YROC]

Penor in mouth would be most excellent.

 

[Sheepo]

Goddamn NERDS.

 

[V-Man339]

Could someone elaborate on what the link is?
I'm on someone else's computer, and I can't just click away...

 

[Darkside55]

I think there must not have been a lot of people here who watched Lion King II, considering no one seems to know the significance of a file named "Kiara," or that its on an adult host.

Which is a shame because it's a good movie. I actually like it better than the first Lion King.

 

[V-Man339]

I think there must not have been a lot of people here who watched Lion King II, considering no one seems to know the significance of a file named "Kiara," or that its on an adult host.

Which is a shame because it's a good movie. I actually like it better than the first Lion King.

I know it's a pornographic picture of Kiara, the female "evil" lion princess, but could I please get a pm or something that details the details?

 

[Reginald]

I think there must not have been a lot of people here who watched Lion King II, considering no one seems to know the significance of a file named "Kiara," or that its on an adult host.

Which is a shame because it's a good movie. I actually like it better than the first Lion King.

Lion King 2 is amazing. But to say it's as good as or better than the first, is definitely a lie.

Have you seen Lion King 3/1.5?

 

[Vegeta897]

I know it's a pornographic picture of Kiara, the female "evil" lion princess, but could I please get a pm or something that details the details?

What in the hell else could you possibly want to know?

 

[Lucid]

I know it's a pornographic picture of Kiara, the female "evil" lion princess, but could I please get a pm or something that details the details?

Lion with a pulsating human vagina.

 

[Lizardizzle]

you guys are WEIRD.












I love you guys.

 

[Darkside55]

Kiara

"evil"

You're thinking of Vitani, who I keep posting. Kiara is Simba's daughter, and is a "good" character.

Lion King 2 is amazing. But to say it's as good as or better than the first, is definitely a lie.

Romeo and Juliet is one of my favorite plays ever. Hamlet, not so much. So, in my opinion, Lion King II > Lion King. That's just my opinion.

Plus, Zira's Lullaby.

And yeah, I've seen Lion King 1 1/2. Eh.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

har diddly har.

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

I totally forgot Kiara was Simba's daughter, I only watched the second Lion King about once or twice. How about that old lady from Fox and the Hound, the one who watches over Todd? :naughty:

 

[Captain M4d]

Got to admit Arielle is pretty cute...

wait...

Nope, can't think of any steaming cartoon hotties right now besides Jessica Rabbit. Will be back with some soon.

 

[Reginald]

Epic bump.

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh shit I loved this thread, and that's quite a nice bump.

Reginald, you get a gold star.