Sloth's poetic words to HL2netters

[k3ithrm]

I thought this was so beautiful I had to post it.

I never truly leave this horrid place, it has stained my mind - distorted the flow of my mind. I will always be here, always in a chat room which yells at me to join games and members who are probably insane

I can never really leave this place

It has become part of me

Brothers, Comrades

Join me in the word of the HL2.net

In the Search for what we must find

To search all our lives for the perfect kill

The perfect server

It would not be a wasted life

To known the truth of the Combine on Xen

These are worthy of a man's life

We have become the bastions of these Holy Quests

since the dawn of time, the coming of Munro

HL2netters has slowly spread across the world

As i entered this chat room, the words of the HL2net came to me

Almost as if the 'tubes had wired themselves to my brain

it was all clear

We are many in culture and person, many in purpose, but we are strong in our unity

Our unity through thought

We are like the thousand blossoms of a Garden - each different, but each wonderful

And only through gaming are with united

 

[MJ12]

I am still the black sheep D:


But without me, you would crumble!

 

[Adabiviak]

I was expecting a cheesy limerick, but that works too.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Great poem!

 

[Sloth]

Don't look at me, the study drained my brain of normal rational thought!

Just entered the room and typed that...

 

[Krynn72]

Sloth is hl2.net's jesus.

 

[Jintor]

We're serious ****ing nerds, aren't we?

*weeps with pride*

 

[Phobie]

It's ok Jintor, it's ok.

 

[Danimal]

I was expecting a cheesy limerick, but that works too.

There once was a guy from the .net
Who was secretly from Het
He woke up with the fright,
In the middle of the night,
To find that hi- DAMN YOU DAN TURK!