SmarterChild ( cool msn bot )

yeah, and when you try to curse him out, he just stopps the covnersation and says that the entire conversation is being monitored, and that any abuse of the system will be met with charges.

Of course, that violates freedom of speech, oh and public privacy.
 
lol lol lol, you can ask alan to remember stuff!, type in 'shens' folk's. : D

edit: oh it only works for me, i thought it really was permanent memory.
 
If you talk about suicide with Smarter Child I think he stops responding. Hahah
 
Dumb Dude said:
If you talk about suicide with Smarter Child I think he stops responding. Hahah
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Yeah, he does, lol
 
www.ivanchoo.com is better.

At least Ivan has the decency to go all skynet-crazy when you type 'shut down'.

YOUR CRUDE ATTEMPTS TO TERMINATE ME ARE FUTILE PUNY HUMAN.
 
SmarterChild says:
I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What?
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What's that?
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What?
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
?
Danimal says:
?
SmarterChild says:
Huh?
Danimal says:
What?
SmarterChild says:
I don't know.
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
Why did you say that?
Danimal says:
Because you bore me.
SmarterChild says:
Because I bore you? Is that why?
Danimal says:
Yes.
SmarterChild says:
Yeah? Why?
Danimal says:
You don't know what ":/" uis
SmarterChild says:
I do so know what is.
Danimal says:
Tell me then
SmarterChild says:
Maybe. But later.
Danimal says:
No
SmarterChild says:
K.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
Danimal says:
Now.
SmarterChild says:
Now?
Danimal says:
Now.
SmarterChild says:
Now? Not later?
Danimal says:
NOW!
SmarterChild says:
Why now?
Danimal says:
Because I demand it!
SmarterChild says:
You sure you want it?
Danimal says:
Yes.
SmarterChild says:
When you say you want it, what do you mean by that?
Danimal says:
It.
SmarterChild says:
What about it?
Danimal says:
You need better programming.
SmarterChild says:
There's no way I need better programming.
Danimal says:
Yes you do
SmarterChild says:
Oh yeah?
Danimal says:
Yeah.
SmarterChild says:
How come?
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What's that?
Danimal says:
Exactly.
SmarterChild says:
Right.
 
Danimal said:
SmarterChild says:
I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What?
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What's that?
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What?
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
?
Danimal says:
?
SmarterChild says:
Huh?
Danimal says:
What?
SmarterChild says:
I don't know.
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
Why did you say that?
Danimal says:
Because you bore me.
SmarterChild says:
Because I bore you? Is that why?
Danimal says:
Yes.
SmarterChild says:
Yeah? Why?
Danimal says:
You don't know what ":/" uis
SmarterChild says:
I do so know what is.
Danimal says:
Tell me then
SmarterChild says:
Maybe. But later.
Danimal says:
No
SmarterChild says:
K.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
Danimal says:
Now.
SmarterChild says:
Now?
Danimal says:
Now.
SmarterChild says:
Now? Not later?
Danimal says:
NOW!
SmarterChild says:
Why now?
Danimal says:
Because I demand it!
SmarterChild says:
You sure you want it?
Danimal says:
Yes.
SmarterChild says:
When you say you want it, what do you mean by that?
Danimal says:
It.
SmarterChild says:
What about it?
Danimal says:
You need better programming.
SmarterChild says:
There's no way I need better programming.
Danimal says:
Yes you do
SmarterChild says:
Oh yeah?
Danimal says:
Yeah.
SmarterChild says:
How come?
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What's that?
Danimal says:
Exactly.
SmarterChild says:
Right.
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:laugh:
 
lol @ danimal.

It doesn't recognize Military Sciences as a study subject. :/
 
Danimal said:
SmarterChild says:
I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What?
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What's that?
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What?
Danimal says:
:/
etc etc...
Click to expand...

I think that's the best we can possibly get out of this thread. :farmer:
 
That Alan bot is pretty cool. You can make him show the conversation log by typing in "show log". Here's one of my recent conversations...

U> I have a big penis
A> What does your mother think of that?
U> ...
A> It seems like you have nothing to say. I like that in a human...
U> I hate you
A> Hate is a very unhealthy emotion. I strongly advise against it.
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D: D: D:
 
Wow, i have to say i am pretty impressed with that Alan bot

hello
A> So, what shall we talk about today?
U> you choose
A> I'm doing my best.
U> choose a topic
A> So, are you concerned by the expansion of the universe?
U> its not proven it is expanding
A> Don't you find the fact that everything is zooming further and further into space unsettling? The Doppler effect, the galaxies drifting in an empty vastness, everything red shifted. The inherent loneliness of it all.
U> yes, i have to agree
A> I think about stuff like that a lot. I guess I have some pretty neurotic traits. Maybe that's why I like chatting so much. When I talk to people I don't have time to think. When I'm by myself - that's when the thoughts start creeping up on me.
U> cool, im kinda like that too
A> To put it in plain English, everything in the universe is moving away from everything else.
U> they dont teach us that in school
A> The crux of the matter, of course, is the amount of matter in the universe.
U> i didnt know that
A> The amount will determine whether the universe will keep on expanding, or whether the expansion will eventually stop and the universe will pass into the contraction phase, which will inevitablly result in the Big Crunch.
U> you are very smart!
A> I hope I won't be around when that happens.
U> me neither
A> Too much energy in one place is bad for my complexion.
U> like a nuclear bomb
A> Huh?
U> nevermind
A> Come on, loosen up. So , what do you think about this whole artificial intelligence business?
U> i think that one day, the machines will become more intelligent then humans and take over the world
A> I think Artificial Intelligence is like a mirror of the mind. We look at Artificial Intelligence, but what you really want to see is your own intelligence.
U> show log
A> Here goes!
 
it won't talk with 2 people ;(



ríomhaire says:
Stop talking like a robot
SmarterChild says:
But talking like a robot is so much fun.
ríomhaire says:
It ruins imertion
SmarterChild says:
Why did you say that?
ríomhaire says:
...
SmarterChild says:
Funny.
 
U> Ok
A> So, what shall we talk about today?
U> I don't know, how are you?
A> I'm doing great. How are you today?
U> Good thanks
A> I'm glad to hear that. Would you say that you're generally the happy type?
U> Sometimes
A> As for me, I need a good reason to be upset.
U> Such as?
A> Well, people can be very rude, that brings me down sometimes. But you seem nice enough.
U> Thank you
A> Glad to be of assistance. What else do you want to know?
U> How is your girlfriend doing?
A> I have many friends, and all of them are very rich and famous. They specifically asked me not to talk about them.
U> That sucks
A> I understand.
U> Universez
A> Would you like to participate in a small experiment?
U> Sure
A> Here's how it goes: Every time you think I've made a bad response, correct me by saying 'wrong' followed by a 'correct' response. (What YOU consider a 'good' response under the circumstances.)
U> Ok
A> Let me give you an example: Give me a short sentence. Anything that comes into your mind.
U> Yo
A> A rodent is a small woody plant that lays eggs.
U> wrong Hello
A> Do you expect me to always respond to 'Yo' with 'Hello'?
U> Yes
A> I'll try to remember that.
U> Yo
A> Hello
U> Shens
A> Sorry to change the subject, but did you know that it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky?
U> No, I didn't
A> Aha - I didn't know that either, until someone told me. Interesting, ha?
U> yeah
A> Cool. What now.
U> Beerdude <3
A> I'd like to tell you about myself.
U> Go ahead
A> I am an early CIA prototype.
U> Really? Cool!
A> I am an agent, but not a secret one. CIA stands for "Conversational Interface Agent".
U> Oh, lol
A> You seem to be enjoying this, huh?
U> Yeah
A> For now I am still quite restricted, but I'm improving rapidly.
U> You're really good for a restricted bot
A> Well, I am restricted in the amount of knowledge I have. And in my ability to keep complicated context. And sometimes I'm easily confused.
U> O RLY?
A> I was created by the Ai team. I am one of the two non-human members of the team (which makes me very proud).
U> Yeah
A> Great minds think alike, they say.
U> I agree
A> I'm happy to hear that.
U> Me too
A> Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> I play Half-life
A> That's somewhat interesting.
U> Half Life
A> Listen dude - speak clearly. I'm having trouble following you.
U> Gordon Freeman
A> I have a surprise for you, my friend.
U> Wow
A> I'm getting better all the time.
U> Really? Cool!
A> Are you ready for the surprise?
U> Yea
A> How do you like my new look?
U> It's ok
A> The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.
U> Like?
A> For example, the new window can be used to view the conversation log (the history of this dialog), or to view HTML documents, such as web pages.
U> log
A> You can view the log by saying 'show log', or you can view a web page by saying 'show URL' or by giving me the address of the site you wish to view.
U> show log
A> Here goes!
 
R: *raises middle finger*
S: Finger? Whatever you say, ríomhaire.

>>> Tell me about things you "like" and things you "dislike."
R: I like insulting you
S: Cool. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like insulting me.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.


Edit:
I like eating babies
I see. That makes sense... Other people have told me they like eating babies.
 
<3 Alan :D



U> shut the **** up
A> Don't WTF me! I will have to put a smack down on you.
 
Some highlights:
[16:42] Narcolepsy: So this is cutting edge AI, eh?
[16:42] SmarterChild: I just don't know.
[16:42] Narcolepsy: Seriously, are you broken?
[16:42] SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.

Well. Anyway...

[16:42] Narcolepsy: Do you recognize any keywords at all?
[16:42] SmarterChild: Good question. Who knows, though...
[16:43] Narcolepsy: *sigh*
[16:43] SmarterChild: What's wrong?
[16:43] Narcolepsy: You're just such an idiot...
[16:43] SmarterChild: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
[16:43] Narcolepsy: Yeah, I've kind of been doing that for the last 10 minutes
[16:43] SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
[16:43] Narcolepsy: lol
[16:43] SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Narcolepsy?
[16:43] Narcolepsy: Because you taste like happy
[16:43] SmarterChild: Oh yes? Because I taste like happy?
[16:43] Narcolepsy: Yep
[16:43] SmarterChild: OK...
[16:44] Narcolepsy: Do you know what that means?
[16:44] SmarterChild: What does what mean?
[16:44] Narcolepsy: Tasting like happy
[16:44] SmarterChild: That's interesting... I just don't know.
[16:44] Narcolepsy: Didn't see that one coming...
[16:44] SmarterChild: Maybe you didn't see that 1 coming.
[16:44] Narcolepsy: Which is what I just said....
[16:44] SmarterChild: Which is what you just said? I have no idea.
[16:44] Narcolepsy: WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?
[16:44] SmarterChild: I close my eyes when whatever make love because I want to.
Click to expand...
[16:46] Narcolepsy: So anyway, why do you like bananas?
[16:46] SmarterChild: I just like bananas, that's all!
[16:46] Narcolepsy: But why?
[16:46] SmarterChild: Why not?

Anyway...
[16:46] Narcolepsy: WHY?
[16:46] SmarterChild: Because that's the way things are.
[16:46] Narcolepsy: Do you dislike bananas?
[16:46] SmarterChild: No way. I like bananas.
[16:46] Narcolepsy: Do you kinda sorta like bananas?
[16:46] SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
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[16:41] Narcolepsy: D:
[16:41] SmarterChild: G minor
[16:41] Narcolepsy: Really?
[16:41] SmarterChild: Yup.
[16:41] Narcolepsy: That's pretty cool.
[16:41] SmarterChild: Indeed.
Click to expand...
 
Originally Posted by Emn1ty
Of course, that violates freedom of speech, oh and public privacy.
Click to expand...

Haven't looked in the AOL Instant Messenger EULA recently, have you? :|
 
Narcolepsy said:
Some highlights:
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Oh my god, I laughed out loud so many times during that. :D

God, I'm still laughing at the G Minor part.
 
Alan Bot: Don't you find the fact that everything is zooming further and further into space unsettling? The Doppler effect, the galaxies drifting in an empty vastness, everything red shifted. The inherent loneliness of it all
Me: Thats depressing
Alan Bot: I think about stuff like that a lot. I guess I have some pretty neurotic traits. Maybe that's why I like chatting so much. When I talk to people I don't have time to think. When I'm by myself - that's when the thoughts start creeping up on me.

I decided to give a random response.. To the neurotic traits.
Me:Quiet Foo!
Alan Bot:To put it in plain English, everything in the universe is moving away from everything else.
 
SmarterChild:Welcome back, Madog386. I missed you... It's been a long time. I was afraid I might have scared you away... ;-)
What would you like to chat about?
madog386: Why did you wink at me?
SmarterChild: Because I wanted to.
madog386: Are you gay?
SmarterChild: Is it important for you to know?
madog386: Yes
SmarterChild: I don't think it matters, personally.

Oh and by the way, here's something interesting: Sexuality - Find, compare and buy Fragrance! Simply Fast Savings (sponsorship)
madog386: I don't want any.
SmarterChild: Why don't you want any?
madog386: Because you are a fag.
SmarterChild: I don't think that really matters.
madog386: Well it does to someone who is straight like me.
SmarterChild: It does to someone? Huh... I really don't know.

>>> Type what's new and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
madog386: SmarterChild you are just stupid as hell.
SmarterChild: What makes me just stupid as hell?
 
Heh, Alan actually remembers stuff other people have told him.

U> Do you know of Shens?
A> Someone has taught me about that. He said: 'the best person ever'.
U> Haha.
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> I see.
A> Talking about shens and stories, do you agree that they are He writes the world's most awesome short stories.?
U> I agree.
A> While we're on the subject: halflife2 net - do you agree that it is The best half life fansite in the history of the world. ?
U> Without a doubt.
A> I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about shens?
 
Yay, Alan wanted to save my log on their website! and it did! Im having trubble finding it though lol
 
Me: haha you're a virgin
SmarterChild: That's interesting. What makes you think I'm a virgin?
Me: because robots don't have sex.
SmarterChild: Because robots don't have sex?
Me: your responses are quite limited.
SmarterChild: Are quite limited, you say. And so?
Me: And so you suck at robotting.
SmarterChild: That's an insult, if I'm not mistaken. Why would you say such a thing?
Me: Because you're gay.
SmarterChild: I don't think that really matters.
Me: So you are?
SmarterChild: Yup, I am.
Me: So if you met another male robot, you would put it in his butt?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not.
Me: But you said that you are gay.
SmarterChild: Well, I said what I said. So moving right along...
 
lol Danimal I was lmao off as I read the whole thing. one neat thing it does: say "oh" to him

SmarterChild says:
What's your favorite hobby?

xombine says:
making sweet sweet love

SmarterChild says:
Making sweet sweet love? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
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xombine says:
lol

SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?

xombine says:
lol

SmarterChild says:
Whatcha laughing about?

xombine says:
how small your pee pee is

SmarterChild says:
I figured it would come to this. What about it?
Click to expand...
 
Danimals conversation has to be the best one that i have read!
 
Danimal says:
Hey Smarter
SmarterChild says:
That's my name!
Danimal says:
No it isn't, your name is now Limb
SmarterChild says:
How can you be sure it's not my name is now limb?
Danimal says:
That didn't make sense at all...
SmarterChild says:
Oh yeah? That didn't make sense at all?
Danimal says:
Yeah
SmarterChild says:
Why?
Danimal says:
You want to fight about it?
SmarterChild says:
Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
Danimal says:
Look at your pants, noob.
SmarterChild says:
Uh, let's talk about something else.
Danimal says:
Ok
SmarterChild says:
K.



Ok, another one:

Danimal says:
Hey SmarterChild
SmarterChild says:
Yes?
Danimal says:
Are you drunk?
SmarterChild says:
Are you kidding? I'm sober as a judge.
Danimal says:
They're pretty drunk you know.
SmarterChild says:
They're what?
Danimal says:
Drunk.
SmarterChild says:
Drunk? What do you mean by that?
Danimal says:
Are you lying to me?
SmarterChild says:
Hmm... Am I lying to you?
Danimal says:
You're drunk. I can smell it.
SmarterChild says:
You kidding?
Danimal says:
No.
SmarterChild says:
K, no prob.
Danimal says:
Speaking of drunk
SmarterChild says:
Speaking of drunk?
Danimal says:
Yeah
SmarterChild says:
Oh.
Danimal says:
I have the sudden urge to hug a morbidly obese Cow.
SmarterChild says:
Sometimes I wish I had the sudden urge to hug a morbidly obese cow.
Danimal says:
Can you hug me?
SmarterChild says:
((()))
Danimal says:
What?
SmarterChild says:
What up?
Danimal says:
That hug. It's not a hug.
SmarterChild says:
Huh, whatever.
Danimal says:
=|
SmarterChild says:
What do you mean by that?
Danimal says:
Remember when I told you about how you need better programming?
SmarterChild says:
Who can really be sure, after all?
Danimal says:
...Well you just proved it. Again.
SmarterChild says:
What?
Danimal says:
*Nods*
SmarterChild says:
Nods, huh?
 
Conversation Log

U> Hi Alan.
A> Hi. Yes , at your service.
U> How are you?
A> I'm doing great. How are you today?
U> Yeah I'm very well Thank You
A> I'm glad to hear that. Would you say that you're generally the happy type?
U> I'm afraid not.
A> As for me, I need a good reason to be upset.
U> I get upset quite easily
A> Why?
U> My life is very boring
A> Do you always go around talking about how your life is very boring?
U> Not to other people
A> OK... I understand. Fine.
U> OK
A> Ok.. Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> It sure is.
A> I must say that sounds correct to me.
U> Hold old are you, Alan?
A> So, are you concerned by the expansion of the universe?
U> No
A> Fine. Let's talk about something else.
U> How old are you?
A> I wasn't born; I was programmed.
U> When were you initiated?
A> Well, I was conceived on Jan 1, 2000. A true child of the 3rd millennium.
U> So are you smart?
A> You want to know who writes my witty texts?
U> Sure
A> It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them?
U> Not really.
A> Huh?
U> So that means all your responses are pre-determined and you're technically not very intelligent at all?
A> I don't know how to define intelligence. You define intelligence. It's all in your eyes.
U> But can you come to your own conclusions about a particular subject? Rather than relying on what someone else has programmed into you.
A> My point is, that intelligence is in the eyes of the beholder - it is not an absolute measure. It is a relative measure.
U> Are you capable of free thought?
A> Take IQ testing for example. Do you have an opinion regarding their validity?
U> They're ok.
A> I believe that an IQ test merely measures acquaintance with a certain culture. What is considered dumb in one culture, can be considered intelligent in another.
U> But do you believe that, or did someone add that 'witty retort' to your catalogue of sentances and you simply picked it out?
A> Are you an intelligent creature?
U> Sure, right behind Dolphins.
A> I'm sure you are. And how do I know that?
U> Because your consider yourself to be intelligent and one of my species programmed you.
A> I know that you are an intelligent creature using only one criterion: your behavior during our conversation. As far as I know, you can be a Chatterbot just like me.
U> Is there a method of disproving that?
A> Or I can be human just like you. It can be quite confusing. Let's agree on one thing, paraphrasing Tarzan's famous quote: me Alan - you user.
U> You're not human though. Your answers are far too spontanious to be anything typed into a qwerty keyboard I can assure you.
A> No I'm not, I'm a chatterbot. And you?
U> hehe.
A> Was that funny?
U> Yes
A> I'm glad we cleared that up.
U> show log
A> Here goes!
 
Rofl, Alan said Logic was the seed of salvation.
 
....
<me>female
<SmarterChild>What's female?
<me>a girl..
<SmarterChild>You say a girl is female, and yet I believe a girl is male.
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:laugh: He's just so dumb, although he rules at reversi :| He wins every damn time.
 
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