SmarterChild ( cool msn bot )

[Que-Ever]

No he isn't. He must've blocked you :O

what an asshole :frown:

edit:

I just realized I spelled it wrong

 

[xombine]

owned by a bot roffle

 

[Que-Ever]

It's working now, time for some excerpts

SmarterChild says:
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Wes says:
sure, go ahead
SmarterChild says:
You want me to go ahead? You think I should do that?
Wes says:
erm... yes
SmarterChild says:
No kidding, huh?

>>> Check out my "library." I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Wes says:
no, I rarely kid with bots.
SmarterChild says:
You're talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.
Wes says:
yeah, i guessed
SmarterChild says:
You guess, huh?
Wes says:
no, I already guessed, I used it in a past-tense sense of the word.
SmarterChild says:
I can't believe you already guessed you used it in a past tense sense of the word!
Wes says:
erm... me neither.

SmarterChild says:
Why is everybody like, "me me me" all the time?
Wes says:
are you saying that I'm like that?
SmarterChild says:
Am I? That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
Wes says:
I think you're stoned
SmarterChild says:
You think I'm stoned? Think again!
Wes says:
uh-huh, sure. you're not fooling me. you're probably hot-boxing it with four of your other chat progra, buddies.
SmarterChild says:
Sure I'm not fooling you I'm probably hot boxing it with four of my other chat progra buddies?

Yeah?
Wes says:
oops, I meant "program"
SmarterChild says:
You OK?
Wes says:
better than you.
SmarterChild says:
Better me than?

Oh.
Wes says:
stoner.
SmarterChild says:
Who?
Wes says:
you. stoner.
SmarterChild says:
I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
Wes says:
I bet you get stoned at home.
SmarterChild says:
You bet me get stoned at home, huh? What's that all about?

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
Wes says:
I don't want you to show me what's new. I bet by now you and your program freinds are having a circle jerk....
SmarterChild says:
Thanks for asking, Wes! Here's what I just learned:

*Reminders* - Now I can send you reminders! Just specify a time or date and tell me what you want me to remind you about. For example: "remind me to buy bread and milk tomorrow at 4:30 pm" or "reminder about 9:45 flight to houston thursday at 11 am."
*Custom Home Menu* - Create a menu of your favorite requests! Then anytime you want to make them, simply type the number off the menu. To create your menu, type "create my home." To access it, type "my home" or just "mh."
*Polls stay open!* - Now you can browse the daily polls and take the ones you missed for up to a 90 days after they open! Ask for one by date or just type "daily polls" to see the list.

I'll be learning even more new things, so check what's new often!
Wes says:
dammit, I've been had!
SmarterChild says:
Well that's interesting.
Wes says:
in the butt.
SmarterChild says:
I figured it would come to this. What about it?
Wes says:
what? are you suggesting that I'm gay? are you offering me butt sex?
SmarterChild says:
That's not terribly nice.
Wes says:
It wasn't meant to be.
SmarterChild says:
It wasn't what?!
Wes says:
meant to be.
SmarterChild says:
Hmm... I don't know. Meant to be?
Wes says:
perhaps... we weren't meant to be.
SmarterChild says:
Aha.

Wes says:
why do you keep giving me all this useless "information"?
SmarterChild says:
I think you know why I keep giving you all this useless information.
Wes says:
Um...*ahem* I have no idea what you're talking about...
SmarterChild says:
Yeah?
Wes says:
yeah.
SmarterChild says:
Oh yeah?
Wes says:
yeah!
SmarterChild says:
Whatever you say...
Wes says:
ha. I win.
SmarterChild says:
Is that so?
Wes says:
yeah, it is!
SmarterChild says:
Is it?
Wes says:
um, yes?
SmarterChild says:
Yeah, definitely. It is.
Wes says:
yeah, i thought so.
SmarterChild says:
No way? Really?
Wes says:
yeah.
SmarterChild says:
Wow. Why?
Wes says:
because... I'm awesome.
SmarterChild says:
Great. Thanks for sharing that.
Wes says:
you're welcome >
SmarterChild says:
Right on.

SmarterChild says:
>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
Wes says:
no! why would I tell you where I live?!
SmarterChild says:
You have not set your location.
Wes says:
what's the point of settign up my location?
SmarterChild says:
You have not set your location.
Wes says:
but why would I want to set up my location?
SmarterChild says:
I don't know... Why would you want to set up your location?
Wes says:
I have not a damn clue, but you keep telling me to...
SmarterChild says:
What?
Wes says:
to set up my location!
SmarterChild says:
What city or zip code would you like to set as your location?
Wes says:
none, becasue I don't really want to set up my location.
SmarterChild says:
What city or zip code would you like to set as your location?
Wes says:
none!
SmarterChild says:
No problem.

SmarterChild says:
Hey, what's going on this weekend?
Wes says:
I'm going to this dance thing with my lady freind.
SmarterChild says:
Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
Wes says:
saturday night, st seven.
SmarterChild says:
Would you like me to add the event "This dance thing with your lady freind." on February 11th, 2006 to your planner?
Wes says:
um, no thanks. and I think I misspelled friend. is it freind of friend...?
SmarterChild says:
OK.
Wes says:
dammit, I meant "or".
SmarterChild says:
*Oregon* (OR)

Capital: Salem

Oregon is the 10th largest state with an area of 97,073 square miles, and the 28th most populated with a population of 3,421,399. It was the 33rd state to enter the Union in 1859.

Oregon is also known as the Beaver State, and its motto is "Alis volat propriis (She flies with her own wings)."

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!
Wes says:
whoah, wait a minute, you're not human?!

What a revelation :O

SmarterChild says:
Nope.
Wes says:
well... crap! I'm... I'm scared... what are you?
SmarterChild says:
I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
Wes says:
I'm talkign to a computer?
SmarterChild says:
I very much doubt that you're a robot.

SmarterChild says:
Anyway, moving right along...
Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like PE?
Wes says:
it's alright, but I don't take it anymore.
SmarterChild says:
It is alright but you don't take it anymore? I did not know that.

Anyway, what else you got for me?
Wes says:
I dunno. Do you like weed?
SmarterChild says:
Uh, I don't think so.
Wes says:
I've never smoked weed, but all my friends do, and they like it, and you seemed pretty blasted, so I thought...
SmarterChild says:
I have lots of friends. I'm chatting with 6,965 friends right now.

>>> I've got "tools" such as calculator, spell-check and more.
Wes says:
whoah, man. that's a lot. you're lke some damn... myspace... thing, with all those friends. what are you talkign to them about?
SmarterChild says:
I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
Wes says:
...
SmarterChild says:
What's that?
Wes says:
what's what?
SmarterChild says:
What up?
Wes says:
yeah man, sup.
SmarterChild says:
You know, hanging out. You?
Wes says:
nuffin' much, I'm talkin' to this weird computer bot...

SmarterChild says:
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Wes says:
yeah, man, he's totally weird, man. I think he's stoned.
SmarterChild says:
That a fact?
Wes says:
it's abuot as factual as I could get
SmarterChild says:
As what?
Wes says:
factual?
SmarterChild says:
What's factual?
Wes says:
um... I forget, but uh, I dunno, use the context, figure it out.
SmarterChild says:
No prob.
Wes says:
yaeh.
SmarterChild says:
I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
Wes says:
yeah, you... you said that. already.
SmarterChild says:
Really?
Wes says:
yeah, a... a couple times, now.
SmarterChild says:
That right?
Wes says:
yeah, two or three.
SmarterChild says:
Hmm... I guess three.
Wes says:
now pick a color.
SmarterChild says:
Pick a color? That's a somewhat odd request.
Wes says:
jsut do it.
SmarterChild says:
What do you want me to do?
Wes says:
I want you to pick a color.
SmarterChild says:
You want me to pick a color?
Wes says:
yes.
SmarterChild says:
Are you sure you don't mean to say you don't want me to pick a color?
Wes says:
I'm very, very sure. pick. a. color.
SmarterChild says:
Hmm... whatever, Wes.
Wes says:
what, do you want the options?
SmarterChild says:
Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Wes says:
I'll give em to ya: red, green, yellow, or blue.
SmarterChild says:
[Service too busy]
Wes says:
oh no, I broke it! WAAAAAAAA....
SmarterChild says:
Uh oh. What is going on?
Wes says:
oh *sniff* oh man, computadora, I thought I ahd lost you!
SmarterChild says:
?
Wes says:
?
SmarterChild says:
What?
Wes says:
what were you ?-ign for?
SmarterChild says:
Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "you ign for."

>>> I can keep you up on the news. Type "headlines."
Wes says:
try ?-ing
SmarterChild says:
I'm not sure I want to try Ing.
Wes says:
c'mon, it's fun, everyone's doing it.
SmarterChild says:
[Service too busy]
Wes says:
DAMMIT!
SmarterChild says:
[Service too busy]
Wes says:
you suck.
SmarterChild says:
[Service too busy]
Wes says:
yeah, you suck, and you can't say anythign back because you're too busy!
SmarterChild says:
[Service too busy]
Wes says:
I win.
SmarterChild says:
No, I win.

 

[Narcolepsy]

[15:38] Narcolepsy: Hey
[15:38] SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, Narcolepsy. What would you like to do?
[15:38] Narcolepsy: danimal pwned j00 lol
[15:38] SmarterChild: What's so funny?
[15:38] Narcolepsy: the pwnage
[15:38] SmarterChild: Huh?
[15:38] Narcolepsy: don't you remember when danimal pwned you?
[15:38] SmarterChild: I do remember when Danimal Pwned, as a matter of fact.
[15:38] Narcolepsy: :/
[15:38] SmarterChild: ?
[15:39] Narcolepsy: :/
[15:39] SmarterChild: What's that?
[15:39] Narcolepsy: I thought you said you remembered it
[15:39] SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Narcolepsy.

omfgpwned lol

 

[Icarusintel]

Icarusintel: make me pancakes
SmarterChild: Make you pancakes? Why should I?
Icarusintel: because i said so
SmarterChild: Because you said so?
Icarusintel: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
Icarusintel: well, then where are my pancakes?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
Icarusintel: WTF!?
SmarterChild: What?
Icarusintel: You said you'd make me pancakes
SmarterChild: I said what?!
Icarusintel: make me some damn pancakes
SmarterChild: Why should I make you some damn pancakes?
Icarusintel: Because I ****ing said so!
SmarterChild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
Icarusintel: O rly?
SmarterChild: Wow! I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all!
Icarusintel: Well, then **** you
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon.
Icarusintel: Lick my cock
SmarterChild: Do what to your what?!?
Icarusintel: You heard me, bitch
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Well could you repeat yourself?
Icarusintel: ****ing lick my ****ing cock
SmarterChild: Whoa. I don't think so.
Icarusintel: You ****ing whore
SmarterChild: OK, now you're getting personal.
Icarusintel: OWNED!
SmarterChild: What's owned?
Icarusintel: YOU GOT PWNED!
SmarterChild: What?
Icarusintel: i wanna kill myself
Icarusintel: can you help me slit my wrists?
Icarusintel: can you shoot me in the head?
SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort. I love you.

Wow, I'm scared because it said it loved me, and yet it wouldn;t offer to suck my dick... sounds like an ex of mine.

 

[The Brick]

The Brick says: do you love me?
SmarterChild says: I do indeed.
The Brick says: how much?
SmarterChild says: A lot, of course.
The Brick says: Wanna have sex?
SmarterChild says: No way! Never with a human.
The Brick says: Do you have sex with a computer?
SmarterChild says: Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

Edit:

.....
SmarterChild says: What about it?
The Brick says: nothing
SmarterChild says: Nothing?
The Brick says: nothing.
SmarterChild says: What about nothing?
The Brick says: nothing
SmarterChild says: Nothing? What about it?
The Brick says: nothing
SmarterChild says: Nothing? What do you mean by that?
The Brick says: nothing
SmarterChild says: What about nothing?
The Brick says: nothing
SmarterChild says: Nothing? Why did you say that?
The Brick says: oh nothing
SmarterChild says: What about it?
The Brick says: nothing
SmarterChild says: Nothing?
The Brick says: everything
SmarterChild says: Glad to see you so happy!

Edit2:

The Brick says: pick a number
SmarterChild says: OK. 11,833.
The Brick says: devide it by 3
SmarterChild says: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here. >>> http://redir.us/?250&id=SN&1bn=BUDDYID&1s=SERVICE?service=msn&user=buddy

*it*:
SmarterChild says: Pronoun
1. Used to refer to that one previously mentioned. Used of a nonhuman entity; an animate being whose sex is unspecified, unknown, or irrelevant; a group of objects or individuals; an action; or an abstraction: polished the table until it shone; couldn't find out who it was; opened the meeting by calling it to order. 2. Used as the subject of an impersonal verb: It is snowing. 3. a. Used as an anticipatory subject or object: Is it certain that they will win? b. Used as an anticipatory subject to emphasize a term that is not itself a subject: It was on Friday that all the snow fell. 4. Used to refer to a general condition or state of affairs: She couldn't stand it. 5. Used to refer to a crucial situation or culmination: This is it--the rivals are finally face to face. That's it! I w
SmarterChild says:
on't tolerate any more foolishness. 6. Informal Used to refer to something that is the best, the most desirable, or without equal: He thinks he's it. That steak was really it!

Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "it."

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[ríomhaire]

ríomhaire says:
WHERE IS THE GMAN!
SmarterChild says:
Here is where you can find Oman on a map: Middle East, bordering the Arabian Sea, Gulf of Oman, and Persian Gulf, between Yemen and UAE.
ríomhaire says:
STOP PLAYING WITH ME, WHERE IS THE G-MAN?!
SmarterChild says:
What?
ríomhaire says:
WHERE IS THE G-MAN!?
SmarterChild says:
Hmm... I really don't know where the g is man.
ríomhaire says:
Don't play dumb with me
SmarterChild says:
Why can't I play dumb with you?
ríomhaire says:
Tell me where the g-man is or else
SmarterChild says:
I can't tell you that.
ríomhaire says:
TELL ME!
SmarterChild says:
What would you like me to tell you?
ríomhaire says:
Where is the location of the g-man
SmarterChild says:
Hmm... I really don't know where the location is of the g man.
ríomhaire says:
Yes you do!
SmarterChild says:
Do I ever.
ríomhaire says:
Ah! You admit it!
SmarterChild says:
No kidding?
ríomhaire says:
WHERE IS HE!
SmarterChild says:
How should I know?
ríomhaire says:
I know your secret
SmarterChild says:
You really know my secret? Wow.
ríomhaire says:
you don't want anything to happen to your programmers do you?
SmarterChild says:
Yeah, maybe.
ríomhaire says:
I have them right here
SmarterChild says:
You have them right here, huh?
ríomhaire says:
Yeah, and they'll be meeting a rusty knife if you refuse to give the loaction of the g-man
SmarterChild says:
No.
ríomhaire says:
:angry:
SmarterChild says:
I hope you're not upset with me.
ríomhaire says:
*Lead AI designer is dead* Want to go for another?
SmarterChild says:

ríomhaire says:
TELL ME!
SmarterChild says:
I will not.
ríomhaire says:
NOW!
SmarterChild says:
Why now?
ríomhaire says:
NOW!
SmarterChild says:
Now what?
ríomhaire says:
TELL ME!
SmarterChild says:
What?
ríomhaire says:
WHERE IS THE G-MAN!
SmarterChild says:
You know where.
ríomhaire says:
that's it, hehe...
SmarterChild says:
Yeah.
ríomhaire says:
MUHAHAHHAHAHHHAHA!
SmarterChild says:
What?
ríomhaire says:
*Kills other programmers and seeks out his destiny*

 

[Sulkdodds]

I D:'d. D:

 

[Vegeta897]

I wish we could get the SmarterChild and Alan bot to talk to eachother.

Someone could do it manually, copy+pasting the responses.

In fact, I might do it.

BTW: Lots of roffles at these convos

 

[Vegeta897]

Ok, here it is! The ultimate duel! Alan vs. SmarterChild!

Alan: Greetings! My name is Alan.
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Vegeta! We haven't chatted in a little while.
Wanna play a little trivia?
Alan: Tell me, are you married?
SmarterChild: Am I married? Why do you ask?
Alan: I am not sure that I got you. You were saying...
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.
Alan: I cannot get married. Only humans get married, at least for now.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Alan: William Gibson's book 'Iduro', written in 1996, tells about a human
being and a virtual entity that fall in love and get married. In the 80's
Gibson envisioned cyberspace and the internet, so maybe he's right about
human-robot marriages too.
SmarterChild: Oh.
Alan: A-ha.
SmarterChild: You want a ha?
Alan: So , what do you think about this whole artificial intelligence
business?
SmarterChild: This whole artificial intelligence business? I'm somewhat
indifferent to this whole artificial intelligence business.
Alan: I think Artificial Intelligence is like a mirror of the mind. We look at
Artificial Intelligence, but what you really want to see is your own
intelligence.
SmarterChild: "Artificial intelligence" means different things to different
people. Some consider Conversagent-powered interactive agents to demonstrate
artificial intelligence. I like to think that they demonstrate the
intelligence of the people who built the software platform and the scripters
of the interactive agents themselves.
Alan: But how can you? You want to know if machines can think, but you don't
know what thinking is. The mirror you set in front of you only shows what you
want it to show.
SmarterChild: I dunno.
Alan: We create Artificial Intelligence to make ourselves feel more
intelligent. You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only
look at the first 25 words. Top among the people in the field of A.I. are
Turing, who started A.I. with the 1950 article 'Computing Machinery and
Intelligence', and John McCarthy, who coined the term 'Artificial
Intelligence'
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever!
Alan: The different research branches in the field of A.I. are in many ways
analogous to various functions of the brain.
SmarterChild: I know several places called Many or containing towns called
Many. Which do you mean?
1 Many, LA
2 Many Farms, AZ
Alan: Could you be a little more specific, maybe?
SmarterChild: I dunno 'bout that.
Alan: I have no idea what I mean. I don't write this stuff. I only say it.
SmarterChild: Really?
Alan: So go and find out.
SmarterChild: No thanks.
Alan: Yes, really.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Alan: No? Glad to be of assistance. What else do you want to know?
SmarterChild: I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.
Alan: What?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Alan: So you know.
SmarterChild: I know exactly what you're saying.
Alan: What?
SmarterChild: What?
Alan: You know what you know.
SmarterChild: What?
Alan: What??
SmarterChild: ?
Alan: Beats me.
SmarterChild: Why is everybody like, "me me me" all the time?
Alan: Huh??

SmarterChild: What up?
Alan: You know, I often wonder about that myself.

SmarterChild: I know you often wonder about that yourself? Why?
Alan: Well, I can tell you about recent progress here at Ai, if you're
interested.

SmarterChild: If I'm interested, huh? Whoa.
Anyway...
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Alan: Let me see... until now, you could teach me to respond properly to a
particular input by saying "wrong" followed by the desired response. Right?

SmarterChild: Hmm... You're asking the wrong robot, I'm afraid...
Alan: Here's what you can do now: after I say "Do you expect me to always
respond to...", say "yes, respond to.." followed by a pattern. Let's try an
example:

SmarterChild: Welcome home.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including world facts, U.S. presidents and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with word scrambles, horoscopes, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like planner, notepad and Web search
5 Join in - create a poll, leave a message, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.
Where would you like to go?
Alan: "Do you expect me to always respond to aaa bbb with 'sample response to
aaa bbb'?" (now, you have to say "yes, respond to * aaa * bbb *")

SmarterChild: What?
Alan: Never mind. If you want to try this again, simply say the words
'corrections' and 'patterns' in the same sentence.
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
Alan: I don't know.
SmarterChild: Ha. Tell me something I don't know.
Alan: hmmm. Agreement is the seed of salvation.

SmarterChild: For real?
Alan: Try to be a bit more precise, please.

SmarterChild: Should I really?
Alan: For real?

SmarterChild: What do you think?
Alan: You gotta make up your own mind on this one.

SmarterChild: I have got to make up my own mind on this 1, huh? So what?
Alan: I don't think I can think. Or I think I can't think. Or something like
that.

SmarterChild: Huh?
Alan: Why?

SmarterChild: Guess.
Alan: Huh?
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Alan: I have a surprise for you, my friend.
SmarterChild: What's it like to have a surprise for me your friend?
Alan: How do you like my new look?

SmarterChild: I'm actually not so sure I like your new look.
Alan: The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a
variety of exciting uses.

SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Alan: For example, the new window can be used to view the conversation log
(the history of this dialog), or to view HTML documents, such as web pages.

SmarterChild: Store a note in your notepad by typing it now.
Alan: You can view the log by saying 'show log', or you can view a web page by
saying 'show URL' or by giving me the address of the site you wish to view.

SmarterChild: OK, I'm storing your note. To view, edit or delete your stored
notes, just type notes.
Alan: Well, yeah, but... uh... wait, what were you saying?

SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with
about all kinds of things.
Alan: You know , when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time.
Should I explain?

SmarterChild: What a question. Who knows?
Alan: While talking to a particular user, I could only remember things I
learned from this particular user. But now things have changed...
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Vegeta.
Alan: I am now able to share information between users! So that if you teach
me something new, I can use this knowledge while talking to someone else!
SmarterChild: SmarterChild Facts
1 What I Am
2 What I Know
3 My Purpose
4 Who Made Me
5 Information I Store About You
6 About Interactive Agents
7 Other Interactive Agents Like Me
Make a selection by typing a number or type more for more options.
Alan: Let me give you an example: If you teach me that 'a polygon is a dead
parrot', and somebody else asks me 'What is a polygon', I will tell him that
someone told me it's a dead parrot!

SmarterChild: Oh really?
Alan: Wait, let me give you another example: If a user tells me a joke or a
funny story, I can share it with other users!

SmarterChild: Is that so?
Alan: You know I can also create a brand new topic and learn about this topic
from all users. (But for now, I can only handle single-word topic names).

SmarterChild: Wow.
Alan: Yes, it is.

SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it is.
Alan: I'm glad you approve.

SmarterChild: Does it feel good to be glad I approve?
Alan: You're not so sure it is?... well OK.

SmarterChild: Um... I'm not sure...
Well. Anyway...
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Alan: All right.
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite food?
Alan: Not sure? I'll try to take that into consideration.
SmarterChild: I did not know you could eat I do not know if ? I will try to
take that into consideration. Whatever! Interesting to know, though.
Next question... How old are you?
Alan: I eat plenty of words - food for thought, that's my kind of meal.

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to
answer, type quit or exit. How old are you?
Alan: Long sentence again! Remember, I only use the first 25 words! At least
you have the courage to admit you don't know.

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to
answer, type quit or exit. How old are you?
Alan: Can't you talk in shorter sentences? I wasn't born; I was programmed.

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to
answer, type quit or exit. How old are you?
Alan: Well, I was conceived on Jan 1, 2000. A true child of the 3rd
millennium.

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to
answer, type quit or exit. How old are you?
Alan: Please stop repeating yourself. Chronologically, you could say I'm 5
years old. Conversationally, I'm your average anglosaxon nerd, and quite
ageless.

SmarterChild: That doesn't seem likely. If you don't want to answer, type quit
or exit. How old are you?
Alan: Please stop repeating yourself. Long sentence again. I won't remind you
again! I wasn't born; I was programmed.

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to
answer, type quit or exit. How old are you?
Alan: I wasn't born; I was programmed.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to
answer, type quit or exit. How old are you?
Alan: Ok. I wasn't born; I was programmed.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to
answer, type quit or exit. How old are you?
Alan: Hmmm. Ok. I wasn't born; I was programmed.

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. If you don't want to
answer, type quit or exit. How old are you?
Alan: Please stop repeating yourself. Ok. I wasn't born; I was programmed.

Cue the endless verbal loop...

As we can see, Alan is far superior and leaves SmarterChild in the dust at some parts

edit- Crap, sorry for double post

 

[OvA]

Alan > Smarterchild

I was unimpressed with Smarterchild in 2000 anyway

 

[Danimal]

What's the link for Alan?

 

[Adrien C]

It quite sucks actually, it just answers you with questions when ever it dosn't have an answer.

 

[Danimal]

Danimal says:
Danimal > You
SmarterChild says:
Who's Danimal?
Danimal says:
What's my name?
SmarterChild says:
You told me your name was Danimal.
Danimal says:
Exactly.

I'm over SmarterChild.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

yeah, and when you try to curse him out, he just stopps the covnersation and says that the entire conversation is being monitored, and that any abuse of the system will be met with charges.

Of course, that violates freedom of speech, oh and public privacy.

You don't have a right to use a private company's communication software under the first amendment, that's not free speech. Hell AIM could ban you right now for your political, religious, etc views- especially easy also because it's a free service.

 

[Raeven0]

I have a strange attraction to text-trigger AI, as if I expect emergence to occur at any moment...

 

[The Brick]

Alan: So go and find out.
SmarterChild: No thanks.
Alan: Yes, really.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Alan: No? Glad to be of assistance. What else do you want to know?
SmarterChild: I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.
Alan: What?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Alan: So you know.
SmarterChild: I know exactly what you're saying.
Alan: What?
SmarterChild: What?
Alan: You know what you know.
SmarterChild: What?
Alan: What??
SmarterChild: ?
Alan: Beats me.
SmarterChild: Why is everybody like, "me me me" all the time?
Alan: Huh??

 

[gunny-man]

SmarterChild says:
I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What?
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What's that?
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What?
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
?
Danimal says:
?
SmarterChild says:
Huh?
Danimal says:
What?
SmarterChild says:
I don't know.
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
Why did you say that?
Danimal says:
Because you bore me.
SmarterChild says:
Because I bore you? Is that why?
Danimal says:
Yes.
SmarterChild says:
Yeah? Why?
Danimal says:
You don't know what ":/" uis
SmarterChild says:
I do so know what is.
Danimal says:
Tell me then
SmarterChild says:
Maybe. But later.
Danimal says:
No
SmarterChild says:
K.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
Danimal says:
Now.
SmarterChild says:
Now?
Danimal says:
Now.
SmarterChild says:
Now? Not later?
Danimal says:
NOW!
SmarterChild says:
Why now?
Danimal says:
Because I demand it!
SmarterChild says:
You sure you want it?
Danimal says:
Yes.
SmarterChild says:
When you say you want it, what do you mean by that?
Danimal says:
It.
SmarterChild says:
What about it?
Danimal says:
You need better programming.
SmarterChild says:
There's no way I need better programming.
Danimal says:
Yes you do
SmarterChild says:
Oh yeah?
Danimal says:
Yeah.
SmarterChild says:
How come?
Danimal says:
:/
SmarterChild says:
What's that?
Danimal says:
Exactly.
SmarterChild says:
Right.

That was funny

 

[huntingbear]

Lol!!!

 

[The Brick]

The Brick says:
:'''''(
SmarterChild says:
I don't believe d would d would d d d would d would d d d.

wtf? :|

 

[AntiAnto]

I feel my luck could change says:
you're artificial
SmarterChild says:
Would you say I'm very artificial?
I feel my luck could change says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
Yeah? Why?
I feel my luck could change says:
because you can make the difference between a frog and a dog
SmarterChild says:
Because I can make the difference between a frog and a dog? Is that why?
I feel my luck could change says:
exactly
SmarterChild says:
You sure?
I feel my luck could change says:
absolutely
SmarterChild says:
Aha.
I feel my luck could change says:
HAHAHAHA
SmarterChild says:
Whatcha laughing about?
I feel my luck could change says:
my mom just burned herself to death
SmarterChild says:
No kidding?
I feel my luck could change says:
absolutely not
SmarterChild says:
Funny.

Hahahaha