Smelling good all night

I once caught a whiff of some nice smelling bears at the zoo, so I jumped into their pit. When I landed I said

"I immediately regret this decision!"

Because the bears got angry. A bear fight ensued.
Oh yeah? I rode on a furry tractor.

Just lynx here, or whatever deodorant is handy. The people I tend to hang out with aren't particularly bothered about my scent.

Excluding my family who have to live with it :)
 
I don't use deodorant excessively, I prefer to just smell clean.
 
Well ive just bought some Allure Homme Sport from Chanel. Quite nice stuff actually. Sensory overload though when trying to pick one. Had to sniff some coffee to get my senses back lol (apparently smelling coffee helps you smell things better).
 
You sacless worms. Cologne is for girly-men. You want to impress somebody, you break wind in their face.
 
Bad^Hat said:
Me too. I collect it every week, bottle it and reapply it after showering.

60% of the time... it never works.

:laugh:, sad thing is I know people who smell like this D:
 
Personally, I always found the smell of a womans sweat *As long as it's not pungant* to be arrousing.
 
I prefer not to smell anything. I only use deo so I won't sweat.
 
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