Snakes on a Motherfcuking tree

[CptStern]

Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible.


here's his first role playing god

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TESsbQMwJYI&search=what i hate about commandments

Principle Firebush: "what happened here is a miracle and I want you to ****ing acknowledge it!"

 

[15357]

Lol. I mean... LOL.

 

[Tr0n]

"Don't eat that mother ****in' apple, or I'll cast your ass out of Eden".

 

[Narcolepsy]

Ahahahahahahaha! Samuel L. Jackson as the burning bush is quite possibly the Greatest Thing Ever.

EDIT: Speaking of embarassing laughing noises, google this exactly: muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Sinead O'connor roflmao...

 

[[Dragoon]]

Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible.


here's his first role playing god

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TESsbQMwJYI&search=what i hate about commandments

Principle Firebush: "what happened here is a miracle and I want you to ****ing acknowledge it!"

And there aint a GOT-damn thing you can do about it!

 

[Ennui]

hahahaa

 

[Uriel]

Mmmmmm Sacreligious

 

[Que-Ever]

Mmmmmm Sacreligious

I'd hit it :naughty:

 

[AntiAnto]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[Blows holes in a kid]

 

[spookymooky]

Oh god, I hope they have him do just those verses as well.

 

[Mutley]

Oh dear, lol! Classic. :|

 

[Boogymanx]

Awesome!

 

[Geogaddi]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[Blows holes in a kid]

http://samjacksonisgod.ytmnd.com/


Rofl @ Stern

 

[CyberPitz]

I think it's a joke..........

I like it.

 

[CptStern]

Mmmmmm Sacreligious

dont you mean sacrilicious?


oh no wait, you're right, this is sacrilicious

 

[Cole]

Pulp Fiction was a great movie!!!

 

[Parlez]

Rofl!

 

[Sulkdodds]

One thing I look forward to seeing is - what did the snake look like before God cursed it to crawl upon the ground? Did it walk on its hind legs? Did it fly on little wings? Such questions require answers.