So heres whats going on at my school....

yup, thats my highschool (I know I sound proud, its actually started outranking some ghetto schools in terms of violence) I am a junior there.
 
I missed out on something. A sidewalk is no longer public property?

I wish stuff like this happened at our school. Nobody really cares about anything at our school.
 
It's a sidewalk on the school's property. Jeez Cav, have a more exciting school then me why don't ya? :arms:
 
I never quite understood why fundies think "Jesus died for your sins" is somehow an argument. Assuming for a second that's true, why exactly should I care? I didn't ask him to and besides, you don't have to feel sorry for him, considering he's an immortal god and all.
 
Why do these preachers stand on streets bellowing out this broken record? Crazy people do it too, saying they are Napoleon and can defecate lego bricks and I completely ignore them.

This falls into the same category, I'm not going to change my life or focus of my faith on the basis of some guy with a big mouth, who is basically being disruptive intentionally to gain attention.

I have no issue with them having their own faith, but I do with their attempt to cause friction. Sure the method they were doing it was lawful but they aggravated and disrupted a ton of people...how very christian. I guarantee you priests / bishops et al would condemn this approach.

p.s. evolution lies...ha please. Don't get me started.
 
PvtRyan said:
I never quite understood why fundies think "Jesus died for your sins" is somehow an argument. Assuming for a second that's true, why exactly should I care? I didn't ask him to and besides, you don't have to feel sorry for him, considering he's an immortal god and all.
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It hurt, like, really bad man.
 
What ever happened of this? I don't see like a part 2.
 
PvtRyan said:
I never quite understood why fundies think "Jesus died for your sins" is somehow an argument. Assuming for a second that's true, why exactly should I care? I didn't ask him to and besides, you don't have to feel sorry for him, considering he's an immortal god and all.
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So really, he cheated.
 
Escape, trust me, its still going on. The cops have begun patrolling school a little bit more, but no one can do much about this, he has the goddamn constitution on his side....:hmph: America and its freedoms.
 
FrostedxB said:
Escape, trust me, its still going on. The cops have begun patrolling school a little bit more, but no one can do much about this, he has the goddamn constitution on his side....:hmph: America and its freedoms.
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I mean, what happened to the guys in the video on that day?
 
Nothing, one was the principal, a vice principal, a security guard and a nutjob. He keeps coming back and everyone tries to make him leave.
 
Next time you go to school, kick this guy in the balls and tell him "Darwin says hi!". Thanks.
 
Your principle sounds like my schools guidance councillor.
 
if he was actually trying to "save" people then he should be interested in conversations with students instead of yelling "JEBUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS YOU MASTURBATERS!!!!"

it all boils down to a bored guy with a sign....why not cause a ruckus at a nearby school.
 
Why are most of the Christians i see in the media from america.. really big assholes. :\
P.s. Your principal reminds me of the Police For Captain from CSI
 
That guy is a fag in denial fo sho.



big props to the Principal
 
Polaris said:
Next time you go to school, kick this guy in the balls and tell him "Darwin says hi!". Thanks.
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LOL! Do it! :bounce:

Oh, and tell him that dabomb29 says hi too. ;)

EDIT: When this guy gets home, he probably starts jacking off, doing it with his gay boyfriend, lying and cheating on his boyfriend, and then stealing his neighbors car. :p Then he goes and pays for his sister's abortion.
 
While what he's arguing for is BS, I agree that he IS allowed to be there and do what he wants.
 
I think your entire school is filled with liars, thiefs, homosexuals, masturbaters and liars, thiefs, broken records, and masturbaters, homosexuals and liars and liars, covetors and adulteraters.

I think we should pray for them, holylife2.net.
 
Sgt.Tibbs said:
I think your entire school is filled with liars, thiefs, homosexuals, masturbaters and liars, thiefs, broken records, and masturbaters, homosexuals and liars and liars, covetors and adulteraters.

I think we should pray for them, holylife2.net.
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Et Nomine Patri
Et Filli
Et Spiritus Scanti

(Root out my problems, with care)
 
I don't get it. Is it a joke? Whats with the cam guy?
 
These kinds of crazy hellfire and brimstone open air preachers come to my university all the time and stand around in the common area and shout various names like MASTURBATOR and WHOREMONGER at the top of their lungs at passing girls if their ankles are showing. My personal moment of glory was when I was heatedly arguing with Brother Micah about the ethics of masturbation and sexuality in front of a crowd of maybe 300-400 people and he accused me: "Son, are you a MASTURBATOR?!" to which I replied "Hell yes!" to cheers and applause from the crowd. Another notable outdoor preacher that comes around a lot is The Pit Preacher, named for the Pit which is a big brick yard in the middle of my school's campus. Tons of other ones come through too, sometimes with FAGS GO TO HELL signs and the like. They're pretty amusing at first but I generally ignore them now (although watching people **** with them can be fun).
 
We don't have any religious fundamental lunatics, but we do have a crazy guy coming around at the physics department. He says that the moon landing and any other space launches are staged. His proof consists of some Newtonian formulas thrown together.

Oh, and he also says that birth control is a conspiracy of the government to oppress the women's sexual desire.
 
Next time you see him, be ready with your own sandwich board and megaphone. I recommend "Jesus wasted his life, fornicate while you're young" as a good slogan. Have a shouting match with him, encourage your fellow students to drink, **** and steal, see who gets the most support.


...*then* kick him the balls.
 
AJ Rimmer said:
Next time you see him, be ready with your own sandwich board and megaphone. I recommend "Jesus wasted his life, fornicate while you're young" as a good slogan. Have a shouting match with him, encourage your fellow students to drink, **** and steal, see who gets the most support.


...*then* kick him the balls.
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:dozey:
 
The one time I want to see some good old American police brutality it doesn't happen. It makes me sad.
 
I wanna see someone kick one of these guys asses, and after they're a bleeding pile of broken dreams, the guys spits on them, and says "Where the F*CK is your 'GOD' now, HUH?!"
 
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