So HYPOTHETICALLY

[Raxxman]

Okay...

1. No form of contraception is a 100% guarantee

2. Women aren't alarm clocks

3. 1 Day is a little short

 

[Link]

Hehe... All those who have their red wings, say "Aye." :smoking:

Aye. Bloody ruined my jeans though, blood stains never come out.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Fk that, I won't go near a girl if she's on

 

[CrazyHarij]

having sex with a girl on her period is seriously not worth it. eugh

also 1 day late is nothing. try 2 weeks late, then you might want to plan for baby names and shit

 

[Sulkdodds]

Fk that, I won't go near a girl if she's on

Badger is a religious whacko.

"Ew! Girl germs!"

 

[jondy]

Brrrr, the idea of 'red wings' is a little odd.

 

[Cormeh]

This thread translates as: "Dear HL2.net, I sechsed a gurl, am I a legend yet? LOL"

:upstare:

 

[Icarusintel]

having sex with a girl on her period is seriously not worth it. eugh

But girls tend to be very horny when they're on their period. Besides, a little extra lube never hurt.



The only thing that was no good the first time was looking down at my penis and being like "OMFG, am I bleeding from my penis?"

 

[clarky003]

Why did I read this, dear god! D: too much info!

and that is one horny ceiling fan D:

 

[Smoke]

Okay...

2. Women aren't alarm clocks

You take that back.

 

[CyberPitz]

I've done it when the girl was on her period...on second thought, that's the same day I earned my Red Wings.

 

[DreamThrall]

My wife thinks she's pregnant every time she gets PMS... plus, there are soooo many things that can make a woman a couple days or even a week late... so I definitely wouldn't start worrying for a while.

 

[CyberPitz]

Stress is a huge part of delayed periods, and when they think their pregnant, they stress ALOT...so yeah, there is enough of a description...lol

 

[The Monkey]

Lovely thread.

 

[Marinmald]

ROFL-COPTER seriously, you all have no idea how much i was laughing while reading this thread. oooooo good lolz, shower time.....

 

[ComradeBadger]

Badger is a religious whacko.

"Ew! Girl germs!"

Haha, it's just the whole menstral blood thing I'm not a fan!

But girls tend to be very horny when they're on their period. Besides, a little extra lube never hurt.

Girls are generally very horny. Staying away for a couple of days doesn't hurt!

 

[Sidewinder]

wow this thread gets 3/10



look at me I have sechs!

 

[Lucid]

Tell her to stfu and put her on the pill. :|

Of course with certain pills, any sexual activity will cause their hormones to go crazy and possibly put hair on their face.

 

[Stigmata]

Haha, it's just the whole menstral blood thing I'm not a fan!

Slacker's lay was

I've done it when the girl was on her period...on second thought, that's the same day I earned my Red Wings.

Now that's a real man talking.

... On second thought, the day I earned my Red Wings was also when I earned my White Wings. Pink Wings ftw, mirite?

... On third thought, I technically got my Red Wings a month before my White Wings. I'll let you all figure that one out yourselves.

 

[Absinthe]

People here need to shoot themselves. :|

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I technically got my Red Wings a month before my White Wings. I'll let you all figure that one out yourselves.

:|

 

[Smoke]

I beat all of you, do your research.

 

[Adabiviak]

It's a boy!

 

[CyberPitz]

is it wrong of me to be getting turned on through this entire thread?

What, I find girls bleeding profusely out of their crotch attractive.

 

[AKIRA]

If you have sex with a girl when she's on PMS, and she keeps PMS'ing, but then she's late, would that be something to worry about?

My, er, ceiling catwants to know...

fixed

 

[The Brick]

Oh snap!

 

[Beerdude26]

What, I find girls bleeding profusely out of their crotch attractive.

Sig materialz are in the process of founding

 

[mastag]

Yeah, sex, uh, I've had that.










;(

 

[Geogaddi]

THIS IS NOW A FONZIE THREAD

 

[<RJMC>]

HEEEEY

 

[Que-Ever]

I lol'd, tbh.

 

[The Brick]

THIS IS NOT 4CHAN.








too bad

 

[The Monkey]

Fonzie can go fuck himself.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Fonzie can go fuck himself.

I bite my thumb at you sir.

 

[ríomhaire]

I bite my thumb at you sir.

I do bite my thumb, sir.

 

[Jintor]

But do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

 

[ríomhaire]

*to CyberPitz* Is the law of our side if I say ay?

 

[CyberPitz]

No.

 

[ríomhaire]

No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir.