So I had cyber sex

[Dr. Freeman]

lol omg bloodninja

sheesh.. so this is the new cyber sex eh?

oh man.. my side is hurting from laughing so much

 

[CrazyHarij]

LOL, that made me laugh out loud several times..

 

[not28]

So... Did you have time to masturbate?

lmao

 

[Vigilante]

zLOL!~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FortisVir]

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Hahaha. Best.....thread.....ever

EDIT- Alright, after reading some of this bloodninja stuff, my side is hurting I've been laughing so hard.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
........
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

Yeah it was pretty sweet.

Followed by...

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

 

[Bad^Hat]

Heh, now I remember what Mr. Reak's cyber reminds me of. Anyone who's played Max Payne 2 remember when he climbed through the window to the opposite apartment where they were spying/sniping him? If you check the film thing they tapped into your phone with a few times you can hear Max ringing up a phonesex line and getting all deep with the girl on the other end XD Good shit.

 

[CrazyHarij]

LOL, that's completely true, Bad^Hat .. "Killing them all only made it worse.." -(girl):"what are you some kinda freak?" *clik*

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

Damnit fishymumma, I was gonna post that link

Anyways nice story Mr Reak! Wanna go make some more for us?

How about a Bloodninja like cybersex gone wrong with HL² as the theme instead of Dungeons & dragons?

Start it like this maybe

GordonFreeman: Okay before we start please do me a HUGE favour, change your name to Alyx and say u have tanned skin and dark hair ok?
Sweetie4u: Okay but Im not sure how to?

 

[FortisVir]

I think it would be more like this:

Freeman:Hey baby, are you ready?
Sweetie: Ohhhh yeah.
Freeman: I start to unzip your pants, I throw them on the floor and rub my crowbar up and down your legs...
Sweetie:Mmmmm...How big's your crowbar?
Freeman:Its approximately 24 inches in length, one inch in width with a rusted red-paint coat.
Sweetie:Ummm......what?
Freeman:My crowbar.
Sweetie: I'm not sure we're talking about the same thing.
Freeman: You don't like the feel of my crowbar?
Sweetie:I'm confused.
Freeman:Suddenly, a headcrab jumps out of the darkness, it latches onto your face to feed off of your fluids.
Sweetie:What?!
Freeman: I beat the headcrab off, but your face is badly scarred.
Sweetie:This is dumb, goodbye.
*Sweetie signs off*
Freeman: I take out my 12-gauge shotgun and procede to shoot at the incoming combine soldiers...

 

[Letters]

Haha... ya know... I might try that...

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

ROTFLMFAO fav part: SexyGirl002: OMFG, u SUCK.. omfg fag, Im not even a girl. ROFL, ******!!! PWNED
MrReak: Eh… that was unexpected.

LMFAO

 

[Dr. Freeman]

I think it would be more like this:

LOL

man.. now all we need is a cyber sex chat involving Gordon .. and Adrian acting as the "chic" now i wonder how well that would end..