So I just realised I am a hippy...

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...at least in the fashion sense. I sit here barefoot, wearing jeans and a brightly coloured green top. I haven't shaven for about three weeks, and I am planning on growing my hair longer.

Then it struck me.

I am a hippy. A ****ing hippy. What next, will I end up at Stonehenge smoking cannabis? Will I be talking about alien visitors during an LSD trip? Will I launch flowers in a slingshot at police?

Help me helplife2.net. You are my only hope.
 
Go protest Vietnamese people or something. Queer.
 
Atomic_Piggy said:
...at least in the fashion sense. I sit here barefoot, wearing jeans and a brightly coloured green top. I haven't shaven for about three weeks, and I am planning on growing my hair longer.

Then it struck me.

I am a hippy. A ****ing hippy. What next, will I end up at Stonehenge smoking cannabis? Will I be talking about alien visitors during an LSD trip? Will I launch flowers in a slingshot at police?

Help me helplife2.net. You are my only hope.
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Do you just not like dressing like a hippy? Or are you trying to advertise it?

Clean blue jeans and a euro cut lose black cotton shirt with a collar.

Look good and you don't fit into any stereotypes.
 
Nothing wrong with being a hippy. Just shower and wash regularly pls. Don't not wear deodorant like my freshman year roomie. She said she was wearing natural stuff, but I could smell her from a few floors down and it didn't smell so good :(

She also threw out my lip balm because it contained honey which harmed bees. So don't do shit like that either.
 
I once walked to the supermarket like that about 10 minutes after I got up.

I guess everyone has done that, but I had tissues coming out the top of my jeans :naughty:

Also did it going to the doctors, except for the tissue part.
 
Monique said:
She also threw out my lip balm because it contained honey which harmed bees. So don't do shit like that either.
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Did you bitchslap her ass across the room?

"Bish, why you chuck my honey flavour lip balm? You askin for a slappin?"




Just kiddin' mate, though people that do stuff like that give me the shits :(
 
If anyone had thrown away any of my stuff. I whould have been seriously pissed. Unless it was some fruity lip balm. Then i whouldn't care.
 
She also threw out Chinese take-out I put in my fridge (yes, MY fridge) and made me turn off a video game once cause I was killing boars to level (animal violence). The RA actually said if it bothered her so much, I had to stop playing it around her.

She was a self-proclaimed hippy and vegan. Real "earthy."

Needless to say, I filed for a transfer asap. Took like 5 months of hell to get it though.
 
She threw out Food?!?!?
Turnd of a video game?!?!

5 MONTHS?! How come she's still alive? Very unmanly of you.
 
Monique said:
She also threw out Chinese take-out I put in my fridge (yes, MY fridge) and made me turn off a video game once cause I was killing boars to level (animal violence). The RA actually said if it bothered her so much, I had to stop playing it around her.

She was a self-proclaimed hippy and vegan. Real "earthy."

Needless to say, I filed for a transfer asap. Took like 5 months of hell to get it though.
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oh holy shit, I would have definitely murdered this bitch


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and dipped her in honey and ate her

while punching boars
 
VirusType2 said:
oh holy shit, I would have definitely murdered this bitch


EDIT

and dipped her in honey and ate her

while punching boars
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It got to the point where I'd bring over 4-5 friends in a tiny closet-sized dorm room and have us all eat burgers while she did term papers. I also put a lock on my fridge and purposely stored lunch meat in it, making a big point of making sandwiches at my computer desk if she was in the room. Note: I would never do this to a legit vegan/vegetarian who had their beliefs and was nice about mine. She just crossed too many boundaries and would not move out.

Another random memory: She used to sleep at 9PM sharp every ****ing day, get up at 5AM even though her classes started in the afternoon, wake me up in the process even though MY Classes started in the afternoon, and start playing Bob Dylan while eating her soy cereal product and surfing her Myspace for a good three hours. Of course, I had to agree to lights off at 9PM due to roommate contracts and when I complained about music, she said it was her "alarm clock" and got off the hook. I don't mind Bob Dylan, but at 6AM, I do.

Was an amazing quarter of psychological warfare. My next roomie was not a hippy so the stories are less entertaining--though the roomie after that one was a furry who sang Avril Lavigne in the mornings. God, I miss the dorms :(
 
Monique said:
Was an amazing quarter of psychological warfare. My next roomie was not a hippy so the stories are less entertaining--though the roomie after that one was a furry who sang Avril Lavigne in the mornings. God, I miss the dorms :(
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Wait, whut?



My roommate is the bomb, we have a flat in the heart of the city. Rent's about $170 each a week but he's parents own the flat so we get a heavily reduced rate.
 
Me hippie 2!
So proud!
The only living hippie in the city!
Perhaps,The Last Hippie!
 
Koola Mena said:
Wait, whut?



My roommate is the bomb, we have a flat in the heart of the city. Rent's about $170 each a week but he's parents own the flat so we get a heavily reduced rate.
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Furry like... wears fake cat ears and a tail around, meows, looks at animal pr0n, scares people away and kills your social life. I signed up late for new dorms for the summer and got her for a few weeks til I got out of the dorms :(
 
Monique said:
Furry like... wears fake cat ears and a tail around, meows, looks at animal pr0n, scares people away and kills your social life. I signed up late for new dorms for the summer and got her for a few weeks til I got out of the dorms :(
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Are you ****ing kidding?
 
Rizzo89 said:
Are you ****ing kidding?
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Nope. I had bad roomie luck. REALLY bad luck. Random assignments sucked.

And I'm totally gonna stop derailing this topic into roommates suck. So yeah, hippies. Cool, when they smell good.
 
Monique said:
Furry like... wears fake cat ears and a tail around, meows, looks at animal pr0n, scares people away and kills your social life.
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Did she ever have a boyfriend? :|


Also, i concur with Rizzo
 
Atomic_Piggy said:
What next, will I end up at Stonehenge smoking cannabis? Will I be talking about alien visitors during an LSD trip? Will I launch flowers in a slingshot at police?
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Short answer? Yes.


If you're lucky :)


Monique, people like her give us hippies a bad name, even though she's not really a hippy at all, sounds more like a PC fascist asshole...

The Way of the Hippy
 
Azner said:
Poisonous flowers?
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I was thinking more along the lines of this:

spikedball.gif
 
You aren't a hippie. Here is one of my uni friends who is a hippie.

looke.jpg


His name is Luke. He is a hippie. That's my dorm room in the background. Note the sexy red microwave and Bob Marley poster.
 
no a ****ing iron ball with spikes!!! do I really have to teach you people how to injure/main/kill cops? sheesh
 
I haven't shaven for nearly a month. My goatee grows out quite a bit longer than the rest of my facial hair, but that barely grows out at all.

I'm very disappointed, especially since my dads side of the family is able to easily grow a beard, even at a young age... guess I got bad genes from my mom :(
 
Someone's got to say this: isn't it a good thing that your mum didn't have a beard???
 
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