So I just talked to my Grandmother

[Slacker]

Brief synopsis of our conversation

Her: so...how is life?
Me: Oh, it's pretty good. I have a girlfriend now.
Her: Oh! Good for you, what's her name!
Me: Savannah.
Her: Hm, is that spelled with a G, or an S?
Me:....I'm pretty sure with an S.
Her: Is she white?
Me: ................................
Her: Well?
Me: Um, yes.

Yeahh....

 

[Murray_H]

OH CHRIST.

Your Grandmother has the soul gem of the KKK deep within her heart. Maybe things are too bad, maybe the gem IS her heart! You must act quickly. Find a pear, two arrows and a cup.

Work quickly, traveller, your must remove the gem and sequester it with pear juice.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

If she's black, lay a brotha some skin man.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

shoulda said black just to hear the reaction.

 

[Baal]

Read your location.

Thread over

 

[Murray_H]

Read your location.

Thread over

Moutain bike/tobacco-bringer land? How many gears? Do they make good cigs?

 

[Krynn72]

Savannah is a name for a NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNice girl.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

wtf savannah is a white name I thought.

anyway at least she's not shaquanda or some other ninja name

 

[CyberPitz]

"Hi, my name is Shanequa Boba Latae."

:|

 

[JNightshade]

Funny, I thought ninjas had names like "Huang-Kung" and "Ninpo" and "Raichu"...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Those are ninjas of the White Ninja clan. "Shaquanda" belongs to the Black Warrior Collective.

Well, I think my fission here has been macomplished. I'm out people.

*throws on shades, smokes cigar, catches next train out*

 

[Sam]

Isn't Raichu a pokemon?

 

[JNightshade]

...that was the joke, yes.

 

[MiccyNarc]

this thread makes me horny.

 

[Sam]

...that was the joke, yes.

I thought Pokemon was awesome back in the day.

I was also retarded but, y'know.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Savannah is a name for a NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNice girl.

I lol'ed.

That is nothing. I went apartment shopping with a friend and when we got back to her house her parents asked where we were looking for apartments at. Granted we weren't in the best of places but her dad responded with "YOU CAN'T LIVE THERE...THAT'S WHERE N****RS LIVE!!!"

Be thankful your grandma is so subtle about it.

 

[Candy art]

buhu...korean people are even more racist when it comes to stuff like this.

 

[xcellerate]

Her: Is she white?

my grandma still refers to my girlfriend as "that oriental girl" and is not okay with our relationship...although she never talked to me about, everything I've heard has been relayed to me through other family members.

 

[bvasgm]

Old people are just nasty man, products of a different era.

****'em

 

[15357]

buhu...korean people are even more racist when it comes to stuff like this.

Nooooo we hate everyone equally, be they be Japanese, Chinese, White, Black, Foreign, Brown, Pink, Purple, Red (Especially red!), alien Eldar scum, ect.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Who is it that I know who has a grandmother like this? Oh yeah, I remember. Friend of mine sometimes has to bear her grandma coming round for tea, and the old bat's always like "don't buy that paper, it's for queers and darkies and it's run by the jews!"

 

[DigiQ8]

this thread makes me horny.

you make me horny

 

[Kula Meenur]

Lol... slip your gran a rufie... then see how wild she gets...

...i should know

(*whispers* "thank you /b/")

Savannah is a name for a NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNice girl.

Sigged.

 

[Link]

Bring round a black guy, and tell her your gay. Once shes dead from a heart attack, you can stop worrying about having to explain girlfriends to rasist relatives.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Bring round a black guy, and tell her your gay. Once shes dead from a heart attack, you can stop worrying about having to explain girlfriends to rasist relatives.

 

[Seppo]

your grilfriend's name is Savannah? sounds like something HOT

 

[Smoke]

your grilfriend's name is Savannah? sounds like something HOT

:|

I`ll kill you with a lawn mower.

 

[CyberPitz]

:|

I`ll kill you with a lawn mower.

And while you're doing that, I'll do her from behind!

 

[Slacker]

your grilfriend's name is Savannah? sounds like something HOT

Yeah I bet you get laid a lot.

 

[Qonfused]

Savannah is a name for a NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNice girl.

OMFG. Rofl. Wow, that was a loud laugh.

 

[Muffin Man]

Brief synopsis of our conversation

Her: so...how is life?
Me: Oh, it's pretty good. I have a girlfriend now.
Her: Oh! Good for you, what's her name!
Me: Savannah.
Her: Hm, is that spelled with a G, or an S?
Me:....I'm pretty sure with an S.
Her: Is she white?
Me:She's black!
Her:....
Me: Am I doin' it right?

Yeahh....

Fixed for lulz. I'd push her down some stairs, :O.

 

[Geogaddi]

<3 Krynn

 

[repiV]

Who is it that I know who has a grandmother like this? Oh yeah, I remember. Friend of mine sometimes has to bear her grandma coming round for tea, and the old bat's always like "don't buy that paper, it's for queers and darkies and it's run by the jews!"

Ah, right. The Guardian.