So I've got all the symptoms

I swear a thread ago you were calling people stupid for going to the doctor.

Actually that might have been Xendance.

Anyway, call a doctor, then go.

I wasn't calling them stupid for going to the doctor, I was calling them stupid for going and infecting even more people along the way.
 
I slept like 18 hours in a fleece sweatsuit, a thick winter coat, a ski hat, 3 comforters, sheets and a fleece blanket on top and I was shivering so hard all my muscles were about to explode. I think I was moaning the whole time like a little bitch.



I feel fine now I think. Just a headache.


I woke up once to take some Ibuprophen and almost fell on top of my laptop. I was trying to get my balance, but I would just fall towards the other way and almost into my aquarium. I ended up spinning around a few times.
 
I wasn't calling them stupid for going to the doctor, I was calling them stupid for going and infecting even more people along the way.

So in effect you were calling them stupid for going to the doctor and infecting people along the way.
 
What I noticed, is that the sore throat I had for 3 weeks was gone when I woke up.

So I guess I had been fighting it for nearly a month, but constantly staying up too late, and waking up too early made my immune system vulnerable culminating in full on sickness.

And then I was all better.

Anyway, I think this thread has run it's course.
 
Give your immune system some time to recover. By the sounds of it, you had a full blown viral infection which your body took a long time to deal with. Anti biotics would have sorted it out much faster, especially considering you were partially immuno-compromised.

Keep up liquids, plenty of fruit, good night's rests and less eating of faeces.
 
Buy some adult diapers. Being sick is the only legitimate and excusable reason to poop your pants so take full advantage of it.

Make an embarrassing experience into an exploitable commodity!

Never be bothered to get up from the sofa to take a #2 ever again! Or at least until you get better.
 
Sounds like you might have a very serious case of regular saturday morning
 
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