So my cat pierced my belly button for me...

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...but I didn't ask it to.

;(

Actually, I thought this was an interesting story and thought I could share.

So I was on the phone with my girlfriend and browsing the internet or something, and my cat jumped on my lap and started licking me. Gah, I hate it. So I threw it down on the ground.

Of course it comes back. Again.

And again.

And again.

Then I got pissed. I pushed it off of me, but it didn't seem to want to go. You see, it had attached dug its claw into my stomach. It hung by this for a second, and then fell off. It didn't feel like a scratch, though, it felt more like a tug. I yelled and threw the phone down, jumped up and grabbed my stomach.

On further inspection, I noticed that I had two big red dots on my belly button. Then I realized - the cat had put its claw through one side of my skin and out the other. Neat, eh?

Thought it was interesting. Not really so horribly painful, but it hurt :) I've been mauled by cats much worse before ;)

So, has anyone else ever been attacked by a kitty? :cat:
 
:O

That's funny I guess if you didn't get hurt...

:)
 
Time for a belly-button-ring! :D

And, yes, I was attacked by a kitty at a very young age and had to watch blood gush out of finger and down the sink, and it traumatized me for life.
 
:thumbs: I would've let the kitty lick me, on the belly button too!? Man that feels good.
 
My brothers hand got pretty f***ed up when he tried to break up a kitty fight, and when i was trying to bring my cat in from outside when my dogs were out there too, they jumped up my cat got me in the chest and the neck with her claws really deep. It hurt pretty badly, I had to get a band aid on my chest, and I was having trouble breathing. I'm all better now, and I learned a lesson.
 
Letters said:
Time for a belly-button-ring! :D
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I plan on it. 'tis sexay :D

My cat is jumping on me and licking me again.... :cat:
 
ailevation said:
:cheers: Let it keep licking you should!
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Yeah, I forgot to mention...

My cat doesn't just lick my hand or something. It likes to lick my armpit. I swear, I don't know what the hell is wrong with this cat. It is probably insane, like my old cat. It has been doing that ever since we got it. My armpit must be appealing to cats?

;( Feel my pain.
 
:dozey: Yeah, your cat is weird, smack that ho one...show what pimp daddy gots.
 
Cat fights are hard to break up... i tried hitting the next door neighbors cat with a broom once as it was fighting with my cat in our garden... but i couldnt tell which cat was which. so they broke up and i swang at it but it didnt move, just sat there... then walked off.
Im such a pussy. :cat:
 
When I was 5-10, I had this cat Victor, total bastard. One time I picked him up and the moment I pulled him within arms reach of my face he sunk his claws right into it. I think it was just above my cheeks, but luckily not in my eyes :)

He's six feet under in our backyard now ;)
 
Let me guess, your cat is young?

My cat licks my nose all the time, kinda bites it to, she did the claw thing to my palm once and I had a 1 inch scar that was fairly deep on my palm, kinda cool looking except when it turned dark and ugly looking.
 
i love my kitty :):):):)
its bigger that by dog and beats my dog up
oh my cat is fat and f***ing massive
 
nw909 said:
torrent pics plz.
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What does torrent meannn?!?!

Okay, fine, here is a picture of my new pierced belly button.

And yes, Dalamari, my cat is young.
 
you deserved it for throwing it on the ground, ass.

my cat licks my armpit, it actually feels good and tickly.
 
my cat licks my armpit too, when it can. it also licks my hair and legs ;\
 
Erestheux said:
What does torrent meannn?!?!

Okay, fine, here is a picture of my new pierced belly button.

And yes, Dalamari, my cat is young.
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OOOOOO nice.
 
Hmmm....well..I've never been mauled by a kitten( at least nothing more than small scratches), but I have been attacked by a snapping turtle what wouldn't let go of my hand. It managed to tear off a chunk of skin large enough that I had to go to the hospital because I wouldn't stop bleeding....
 
my cat attacks me everytime
sometimes I am walking in my house and he jump like a cougar to bite my leg
and he set me traps,sometimes he star to yell like is something is happening and when I check BAM he jump and bite my leg

maybe I hav a baby cougar

in the bacyard he acts like one
 
:LOL: He sets up traps for you, LMFAO! I love kitties, so smart, so cute... so deadly .
 
Erestheux said:
Yes.

Man, antraxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx that must've hurted.
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Yeah. I remember that it hurt like hell for about 3 minutes and then my hand just went numb. Gotta be careful when I go fishing...Always look when you reach for your lure...
 
haha rjmc, when cats are playful like that its cool.

unless... it takes your dinner. i left my piping hot chicken on the table, letting it cool down whilst iw atch some tv, and my cat jumps up, grabs my god damn chicken, and runs. but noo before he leaves the room, he turns around and hisses at me. i grab a pillow and chase the little bastard hitting him with all my strength until he finally let go. i had to spend like 2 hours cleaning up all the grease and hcicken bits he left behind. meh but i cant stop loving him.
 
gh0st said:
haha rjmc, when cats are playful like that its cool.

unless... it takes your dinner. i left my piping hot chicken on the table, letting it cool down whilst iw atch some tv, and my cat jumps up, grabs my god damn chicken, and runs. but noo before he leaves the room, he turns around and hisses at me. i grab a pillow and chase the little bastard hitting him with all my strength until he finally let go. i had to spend like 2 hours cleaning up all the grease and hcicken bits he left behind. meh but i cant stop loving him.
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yes I cant left any food outside the refrigerator cuz he eat it

even if are inside a bag or metal container he open it
 
:naughty: Man, you're kitty sounds lovely, he can open metal containers!
 
ailevation said:
:naughty: Man, you're kitty sounds lovely, he can open metal containers!
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I mean the containers to cook food (I dont remenber the word in english) where you cook understand?

but still he can open everithyng
 
On the topic of cats, I went to the cathome today (just like I said I would in the pets thread). Saw this adorable grey cat, fittingly named Silver. Seriously considering buying her now :)
 
Varg|Hund said:
On the topic of cats, I went to the cathome today (just like I said I would in the pets thread). Saw this adorable grey cat, fittingly named Silver. Seriously considering buying her now :)
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yes, buy it :D...give the cat a loving home instead of these ghey cat homes there in :)
 
hehe my cats are ace. Ginger is bizarre, he keeps trying to make me follow him outside. Should rename him Skippy! :p And every so often he starts to attack my feet and wrists... he's great. :D
 
Man, I edited that and screwed up on the url... and now I'm not allowed to edit it any more :(

Well, check this picture out. :)

I <3 google. It made me laugh.
 
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