So my friend punched the pizza guy

[umop]

Here is a relatively long conversation that just happened about 10 minutes ago. If you have a short attention span forget about it, but it's probably a good read. Basicly before this part of the convo, I ordered him a pizza because he ordered me one a couple months ago and I was trying to be nice and pay him back. But what I didn't know was that it would lead to him socking the pizza man in the face and going to jail....


evol: ya
evol: romanian
Mattis blah: canadian
Mattis blah: russian
Mattis blah: whatever those weirdo are
evol: na theyre romanian
Mattis blah: that have ski at the end
Mattis blah: romans are cool
evol: the last name is check tho
evol: rofl check
Mattis blah: czech
evol: ya
evol: rofl
Mattis blah: whatever u spell it
evol: couldnt get that one
Mattis blah: freakin weirdo
Mattis blah: s
Mattis blah: lolol
evol: how long they say for that piza
Mattis blah: i forgot
Mattis blah: i think 35
Mattis blah: maybe 40
evol: do i gotta tip these moron mexican fockers
Mattis blah: ya probly
evol: ima tell him not to eat yellow snow
Mattis blah: ROFL
Mattis blah: tell him TO do it
Mattis blah: give it to him too
evol: brb'
Mattis blah: its still snowing in that pos state?
Mattis blah: i was swimming all day =
evol: rofl should i give em a bottle of cristal
Mattis blah: ahah no way
Mattis blah: give him a bottle of sand instead
Mattis blah: "FROM FRANEC"
Mattis blah: FRANCE
evol: yo this guy is saying its cash
Mattis blah: u wanted me to pay?
Mattis blah: i can give u my card %#

Mattis blah: want real quick?
evol: lolol
evol: he cant take it now
Mattis blah: ah gay
evol: ****
Mattis blah: when i called the lady never asked or gave me a chance to say, so i just figured u wanted to pay
evol: uh
Mattis blah: tomorrow ill buy u one
Mattis blah: with double pizza
evol: hold on
Mattis blah: k
evol: damn dude
evol: no money
evol: 19.85
Mattis blah: aw shiet
Mattis blah: cant use my cc?
evol: call em up
Mattis blah: k
Mattis blah: number?
Mattis blah: clsoed IM :-(
evol: and give em it ill hit you back tomorrow
evol: 973-XXX-7XX0
Mattis blah: k brb callin
Mattis blah: ringin
Mattis blah: address
Mattis blah: quick
Mattis blah: address
Mattis blah: the guy is waiting
Mattis blah: hurry
Mattis blah: silence is weir
Mattis blah: d
evol: 1X0 bXXXXon ave
evol: belleville
evol: tell em the guy is outside my hosue
Mattis blah: shiet
Mattis blah: he said delivery is cash only
Mattis blah: and i cant put it on debit or anything
Mattis blah: wtf? i do debit on pizza hut all the time
Mattis blah: uhhh tell him ill paypal him or something LOL
Mattis blah: dude i dunno :-(
Mattis blah: slam the door and lock it or something
Mattis blah: the poor guy sounded sad too
Mattis blah: wish they took cards
Mattis blah: wut can eye dew
evol: ****ing cops are coming
evol: i droped that ****ing asshole
Mattis blah: What the ****?
evol: that ****ing sucks
Mattis blah: wtf happened?
Mattis blah: i called him and tried to put it on debit but he wouldnt let me, kept telling me that its cash only
evol: started yelling and shit and then i ****ing punched him in the face
evol: tellin my girl to come here and wait to get me out
Mattis blah: are you pullin my leg or are u serious?
Mattis blah: i cant tell with luigi ;/
evol: ****
evol: lolol i thought u paid
Mattis blah: i know that was ****ed up
Mattis blah: like i called planning to pay, but she was like "its 19.25 it will be there in __ minutes *click*"
Mattis blah: im like: uhhh? o well, maybe they ask for cc when they get there
Mattis blah: ahah u socked him in the face?
evol: evol: are they gonna show up to my house expecting me to give em 19.82
evol: lolol
Mattis blah: dude wasnt even jokin
Mattis blah: well now i know next time to tell that bitch to put it on debit before i even ask for a delivery
evol: cops are here
evol: :-(
evol: brb hopfully
Mattis blah: thats ****ing gay
Mattis blah: u better be
Mattis blah: imma bail u out
Mattis blah: if not
evol: rofl like 30 of em
Mattis blah: ROFL yeah you're a real ****ing criminal here
evol: omg im dead
Mattis blah: dude if i had a chopper
Mattis blah: climb on board
Mattis blah: thats gay
Mattis blah: he statred it
evol is away at 11:54:28 PM.
Mattis blah: dude thats ****ed up, call me 352 245 XXXX if anything gets too ****ed up or need help

Auto response from evol: ahhh

Mattis blah: i feel like this is my fault :-\

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

lol, funny read indeed, evol seems to have anger problems...hope your m8 gets outta jail

 

[Lucifer Crass]

This convo seems unclear.

To clarify, U want to buy ur friend a pizza but you dont have cash. So you want to use you CC but he says cash only. Ur friend gets pissed and punches the guy?

 

[umop]

He wanted me to order him a pizza, so I said ok (I live in FL and he lives in NJ). So I call them up and order the pizza and I didn't get a chance to pay it. So I forget about it, and I try to sort it all out when the pizza guy asks for cash by calling them and trying to pay for it but they only accept cash, so I wasn't able to pay, and he was broke so for some odd reason he decided it would be a good time to hit the pizza guy. Poor pizza guy lol

Thx headcrab, yeah I have no idea why he'd do somethin that crazy, but it's pretty funny in a way

 

[Lucifer Crass]

He wanted me to order him a pizza, so I said ok (I live in FL and he lives in NJ). So I call them up and order the pizza and I didn't get a chance to pay it. So I forget about it, and I try to sort it all out when the pizza guy asks for cash by calling them and trying to pay for it but they only accept cash, so I wasn't able to pay, and he was broke so for some odd reason he decided it would be a good time to hit the pizza guy. Poor pizza guy lol

Thx headcrab, yeah I have no idea why he'd do somethin that crazy, but it's pretty funny in a way

Oic hahahah, yeah poor pizza guy!

 

[Jhahn2k4]

I don't get it.. he just said.. sorry I don't have any money.. and *WHACK*?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Lol...I think he said the Pizza guy started shouting at him to pay up. Then he punched him.

Reminds me of a time when I was a very young lad. Some nutter rang our doorbell and when my dad answer it, the guy just punched him int he face. So my dad restrains the guy, calls the police and hands him over. Turns out they already wanted him for abusing his girlfriend. Well, he got what he deserved. Unlike the pizza guy.

 

[SpuD]

lol, thats quite amusing.

 

[[Matt]]

piuzza delivery boys are a protected species hence the need for 30 cops..

 

[Soundwave]

funniest story i've heard in a long time

 

[mortiz]

heh, how did the cops know that he punched the pizza guy?

 

[umop]

because the pizza guy called the cops

 

[mortiz]

oh, I thought he knocked the pizza guy out.

 

[CrazyHarij]

LOL! great read man, too bad about your friend there..

 

[Interitus]

Anybody that punches the person who is bringing your food deserves to be thrown in jail for a night!

 

[hinson]

So what happened next?

 

[Ghost Freeman]

;(

 

[umop]

Ok, today I finally got in touch with him. He was put in jail for a night for assault and the pizza guy is pressing charges. For some odd reason he just hit him then closed the door really quick. Very smart

 

[Lucifer Crass]

Ok, today I finally got in touch with him. He was put in jail for a night for assault and the pizza guy is pressing charges. For some odd reason he just hit him then closed the door really quick. Very smart

Very Smart?

 

[Ghost Freeman]

Sounds more like "very stupid"

 

[Baal]

hahahahha that's hilarious! Poor pizza guy....dumb friend.

Is that Ghost Freeman as in Chicken Eating loser Ghost Freeman posting above me?

 

[Rixor]

I want to be just like you guys...
Hangin' out with all the "Cool" people...
Punching pizza guys in the face because they only accept cash, not credit cards....
Ah... the life of crime is the life for me...

 

[Pitbul]

hahahahha that's hilarious! Poor pizza guy....dumb friend.

Yes dumb and racist

evol: do i gotta tip these moron mexican fockers

 

[Gorgon]

haha LOL

Excellent story. Send your story to a Hollywood movie Director so they can edit and add special Matrix FX and make it to a movie.

 

[mortiz]

evol: do i gotta tip these moron mexican fockers

Ah, the irony is razor sharp

 

[jimbones]

What do we learn from that? Don't punch the pizza guy that feeds you! Be he mexican or be he pirate..

ARR!