So President Obama is coming to my University of Thursday...

[Vigilante]

What outrageous thing should I do to get myself on the news?

 

[CyberPitz]

Goatse.

 

[Hurricane]

Whoa. I didn't know there was an entire university dedicated to Thursday!

 

[Viperidae]

*looks at avatar*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgMX81HsSG8
You know what to do.

 

[Barnz]

are you planning to kill him y/n

 

[Ravioli]

Bring watermelons and buckets of fried chicken, document the results.

 

[Vigilante]

Whoa. I didn't know there was an entire university dedicated to Thursday!

harhar, on**

Barnz - n

 

[Some_God]

are you planning to kill him y/n

You know the secret service probably is investigating you...

 

[Absinthe]

Shake his hand.

Sniff his ass.

 

[AKIRA]

Whoa. I didn't know there was an entire university dedicated to Thursday!

 

[Higlac]

Wear a trench-coat and lurk next to the stage hours before he gets there.

 

[Danimal]

Shake his hand, ask him questions.

Come home a more enlightened man.

EDIT:

Bro.

 

[Vegeta897]

Wear a clown suit and lurk next to the stage hours after he leaves.

 

[Headcrab Pie]

When he is giving the speech, as he pauses between sentences, yell "I love you Mr.President!"


Oh my god. Read the OP, then his signature. I lol'd

 

[McGooTheWise]

Wear an Obama mask. The end. You're sure to get a close up from one of the camera men who think they're hot shit.

 

[Tyguy]

3 words: megaphone

 

[Kakashi]

What outrageous thing should I do to get myself on the news?

Ha someone who actually attends the same University as me. I'll probably swing by if I get a chance, since I have classes canceled due to the H1N1 virus...

 

[tesher06]

Show a poster of him as the joker =o.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Whoa. I didn't know there was an entire university dedicated to Thursday!

This and

Oh my god. Read the OP, then his signature. I lol'd

this.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Approach him and ask him for his autograph

 

[MFL]

I advise forceful copulation.

 

[Murray]

Oh shit. You gonna get brainwashed with socialist agenda and as a bonus probably speak ebonics when he's done with ya.

 

[Operational]

"You Lie"

 

[Darkside55]

Dress up like Conan the Barbarian. Walk up to Obama carrying a Spider-Man suit and tell him to put it on. Become the president's favorite person ever. Fight crime.

 

[Eejit]

Hold your hand out to shake his, but when Obama gives you his hand kiss the bank of it. If you could manage a few tears too or to kiss his feet that'd be good.

 

[Dax]

Hmm, well you could try to pull a Kanye West stunt on him when he's holding a speech. "Yo Obama, I love your work and all and I'ma let you finish but Bush was one of the greatest orator of all time."

 

[Danimal]

I heard Kanye likes fishsticks.

 

[Murray]

I heard Kanye likes fishsticks.

Don't... start.

 

[Raziaar]

Don't... start.

Yeah. Damn man. They played that episode three times back to back to back last night.

 

[Tyguy]

Yeah. Damn man. They played that episode three times back to back to back last night.

god i love south park, and fish dicks

 

[Zubin]

Hmm, well you could try to pull a Kanye West stunt on him when he's holding a speech. "Yo Obama, I love your work and all and I'ma let you finish but Bush was one of the greatest orator of all time."

Hahaha that would be epic.
Too bad no one has the balls to do that.
Unless they want to end up like this guy.

 

[lefty]

blackassinate him.