So whenver I piss I get a sudden burst of energy...

[Atomic_Piggy]

Anyone else experiance this?

 

[Baserape>]

Try pumping out a 12" by 4" log with out saying good God.

 

[DigiQ8]

I do...then I masturbate and its all gone.

 

[Tyguy]

that doesnt happen to me, but sometimes when i have a boner i stand about 10 feet from the bowl. I have great aim, at first it went all over the heater and floor, but then after days of practice I am able to shoot a stream directly into the center of the bowl. The hard part is having to walk forward when you feel you are nearing the end of your pee. As long as you time that right you are golden.

 

[Combine_Advisor]

u have adrenaline in your pee

 

[staticprimer]

As long as you time that right you are golden.

I see what you did there.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Whenever I try to pee when I have an erection it just goes everywhere and it makes me sad.

 

[Blinxx]

Whenever I try to pee when I have an erection it just goes everywhere and it makes me sad.

Surely you would have thought about that happening before you tried to pee?!

 

[VirusType2]

Surely you would have thought about that happening before you tried to pee?!

Now I know you are a girl.

Particularly in the morning, having an extremely full bladder causes the penis to become erect. This is due to the bladder pressing against. Attempting to wait it out will generally backfire as it becomes more erect.


This has to be one of the weirdest things I've ever said. I think in person, I would have used more slang and less words.

 

[Sheepo]

It's a really good feeling especially if you really had to go, I wouldn't call it energy exactly, but it feels great.

Shit I'm wierd

 

[God]

You all suck.
I don't need to pee. i just insert the urine into someone else.

 

[Sheepo]

It's GOD!!!!!!!!111!!!11

 

[Tyguy]

someone signed up to comment in a piss thread....NICE

 

[Sheepo]

Not some one, GOD!!!11!!!1

 

[God]

It's GOD!!!!!!!!111!!!11

:angel:
Yeah. believe it.
but watch out, you've been selected for my next victim of URINE INSERTION

 

[Blinxx]

Now I know you are a girl.

Particularly in the morning, having an extremely full bladder causes the penis to become erect. This is due to the bladder pressing against. Attempting to wait it out will generally backfire as it becomes more erect.


This has to be one of the weirdest things I've ever said. I think in person, I would have used more slang and less words.

Hehe...penis.

From now on I'm just not going to comment because I am actually blushing here. And laughing. Kinda like that awkward feeling you get in sex education classes.

 

[VirusType2]

Stick around, we will desensitize you until we have fully removed that emotion.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

get out bart i'm piss

 

[L3N!N]

It's a really good feeling especially if you really had to go, I wouldn't call it energy exactly, but it feels great.

Shit I'm wierd

Called relief, I believe.

 

[Blinxx]

Stick around, we will desensitize you until we have fully removed that emotion.

I look forward to it.

 

[Hellrider]

How about fapping while you're taking a piss?

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I get the "great-feeling-after-holding-it-for-awhile" thing, but not energy.

 

[Krynn72]

God is trying to be like A-Bike, and its just too forced. You suck God.

When I piss its like i'm powering up in DBZ. I usually let out some battle-cry at the same time, which really gets the blood pumping.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

OH GOD! His power level is over NINE-THOUSAAAND!!!!!

 

[Slug Advisor]

I pissed myself laughing while reading this thread.

 

[Naudian]

No, I don't get a burst of energy during/after urinating.

On the subject of pissing while erect:

Unless you have good aim like Tyguy.

I pissed myself laughing while reading this thread.

That's kinda gross.

 

[highlander]

epic picture is epic!

also, pissing with a bon0r, is hard but I just lean over more. problem solved!

 

[staticprimer]

On The Subject Of Pissing While Erect:

QFMT

capsbreak

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Whenever I have a gigantic boner I just sit down and push my dick downward toward the bowl. Sometimes after I fap or when I have a gigantic boner I can't piss at all and it makes me a sad bitch.

 

[Deadpan]

No, I don't get a burst of energy during/after urinating.

On the subject of pissing while erect:

Unless you have good aim like Tyguy.



That's kinda gross.

Bah, I don't see what's so hard about staning a few feet back and aiming. Only thing is, you have to waddle toward the toilet as the pressure decreases.

 

[Hellrider]

You can piss into the bath instead, easier to aim.

 

[hool10]

I like sometimes when you piss but the stream comes out quickly at that 90 degree angle and you're like "WOAH, WTF!". Then of course you pissed all over the toilet seat and you just leave it for some poor schmuck. Or I like the dickheads who like to make a nest in the toilet. After taking a major shit, they like use so much toilet paper, it clogs it. Like they made a nest or something. I do the same thing Tollbooth Willie. * I still cry in laughter at Pitz thread: http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=130042

One of the most painful things in the world....
So I came home for lunch, started to eat a sandwich, when I realized I had to take a dump. I thought, "OK, I'll go after I eat." So I finally finish eating, and sit on the pot, start to push, and possibly the most painful log erupted out of my anal cavity. It was like the size of Big Foot, even including the claws on the way out. Included is a picture of this horrifying beast. Really, the blood is where the picture shines.

Don't click the link to the pic for dear God! http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=130042 The post's after that are epic too.

 

[Raziaar]

When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie, I get the sensation that I've just urinated!

 

[joule]

Whenever I have a gigantic boner I just sit down and push my dick downward toward the bowl. Sometimes after I fap or when I have a gigantic boner I can't piss at all and it makes me a sad bitch.

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time, you silly bitch.

 

[Tyguy]

the best is peeing with a boner outside, however this is considerably less likely than a toilet bowl. Basically, you dont even have to touch your penis as its already in firing position. All you gotta do is lean back and fire, giving yourself the best possible anchor. I've gotten a stream to almost hit the roof of a house before.

 

[Krynn72]

I like sometimes when you piss but the stream comes out quickly at that 90 degree angle and you're like "WOAH, WTF!".

Sometimes I get a dual stream that goes in two different directions at first before combining into a one-stream urination again. Those are real bitches because I just go "OH JESUS" and try to get one stream to go in the toilet while the other is going all over the wall, and then when it goes back into one stream, i'm aiming off to the side and I piss even more on the floor behind the toilet.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

That 90 degree angle piss is annoying. I've lost count the number of times I've pissed all over the wall or in the bathtub or even my hand because the ****ing stream comes out all kinds of ****ed up.

 

[Raziaar]

I just wait for the erection to subside, because there's little more uncomfortable than urinating with one.

 

[hool10]

LMAO! Yea that happens in the morning. Or I like with the boner one you gotta hold your breath, then like force it out. Then you have to repeat it over and over, to get it all out. Sucks being a guy sometimes. Then of course you never get it all out, and there is piss drops in your underwear.

 

[Deadpan]

and there is piss drops in your underwear.

Oh God, I forgot about that. I HATE the last drop. You try to get it all out, and then as soon as you put it back in your pants, there's always at least one more.