So?

[ComradeBadger]

"You can't tell stories.. or jokes.. so that rules out humour, you don't start fights with pikies, you can't play computer games well, so.. what can you do?"

"I can flare my nostrils and raise one eyebrow!"

 

[Ennui]

eh....

 

[joule]

Uh...huh?

 

[ComradeBadger]

Not spam, just wondering what 'you can do'

 

[Foxtrot]

I raise one eyebrow all the time. I also impress the ladies with my belly dancing, I can get a video of it if you want me to.

 

[Maxi]

What??

 

[The Monkey]

I think you need a lie down.

 

[Ennui]

Well, apparently some of us can get our names in Rolling Stone articles, cough badger cough.

 

[joule]

I can type. FAST.
I can do the DEW, too.

 

[Steve]

i suppose it's not something i can "do", but i do have the single largest (area, not depth) belly button on the planet. my friends call it "the crater"

 

[Fletch]

i can vibrate my eyes violently Seriously, its cool - not that i can see anything when im doing it.

 

[Absinthe]

I can flare my nostrils.

I can make that cracking noise in my neck. Usually need to wait at least 15 minutes before I can do it again.

I can masturbate with my left hand. That required practice.

You know Korn? You know how they sometimes do that wierd angry monkey gibberish thing? I can do that pretty well.

I can play the Terminator 2 theme on the piano.

I can suck in a load of air, get a massive stomach ache, and then force the air through my ass.

I can suck in air and make massive burps.

I can poke my eye and gross people out.

I'm pretty sure there's some other stuff I can do.

 

[HatRabit]

I can walk up walls :O

 

[Ames]

I can die. ;(

 

[Fat Tony!]

uh oh badger is drunk again, naughty badger

 

[Ennui]

i can vibrate my eyes violently Seriously, its cool - not that i can see anything when im doing it.

I can do that too - we're special!

 

[KagePrototype]

I can make my eyeballs vibrate as well!

it's a great ice-breaker. It's fun to gross people out with it.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

I can do that too - we're special!

Me [EDIT: 4] !!!






Oh and what is this thread actually about?!

 

[ComradeBadger]

uh oh badger is drunk again, naughty badger

Nope, this is something else.. a conversation.

From last night

 

[skipper]

I can right good

lol

 

[Fletch]

I can do that too - we're special!

:cheers: cheers my co-specialer

 

[simmo]

I can right good

lol

lol

I can do loadsa kewl gymnastic moves ...front flips, back flips etc etc

 

[Burn]

I can play the Exosist theme on guitar (I forget what the theme is called)

I can type fast.

I can fly.

I can beat any of you at DK.

I can crack my knuckles alot.

I guess thats something..

 

[jaguar_987]

I can play the Exosist theme on guitar (I forget what the theme is called)

I can type fast.

I can fly.

I can beat any of you at DK.

I can crack my knuckles alot.

I guess thats something..

Bet you can't grow a beard...

EDIT: I can make myself look stupid.

 

[Steve]

I can play the Exosist theme on guitar (I forget what the theme is called)

tubular bells! score!

 

[SubKamran]

I can do that too - we're special!

So can I.

I can flare my nostrils.
I can raise one eyebrow.
I can install Firefox and all the good extensions in 3 minutes. :thumbs:
I can find an answer to a "trivia" question within 4 minutes. (Did it at school for a competition, we got the most questions answered correctly out of all the teams).
I can roll my eyes backward and keep my eyelids open. Funny.

Uh... I can do a lot more stuff, but yah...

 

[Platinum]

ummm ... I pretty much can't do anything ... I'm pretty much mediocre at everything i do ...

 

[Ames]

So can I.

I can flare my nostrils.
I can raise one eyebrow.
I can install Firefox and all the good extensions in 3 minutes. :thumbs:
I can find an answer to a "trivia" question within 4 minutes. (Did it at school for a competition, we got the most questions answered correctly out of all the teams).
I can roll my eyes backward and keep my eyelids open. Funny.

Uh... I can do a lot more stuff, but yah...

Me too....\o/

 

[jaguar_987]

ummm ... I pretty much can't do anything ... I'm pretty much mediocre at everything i do ...

Im your twin that can do everything, and perfectly too.

 

[ComradeBadger]

I wonder if anyone aside from FT (who I explained it to) really gets what this thread is about :E

But still, the eyebrow thing is mine hands off.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm........... I can


Oh wait, phone




Right!


I can Answer the phone!

 

[baron insig]

I can flare my nostrils.

I can make that cracking noise in my neck. Usually need to wait at least 15 minutes before I can do it again.

I can masturbate with my left hand. That required practice.

You know Korn? You know how they sometimes do that wierd angry monkey gibberish thing? I can do that pretty well.

I can play the Terminator 2 theme on the piano.

I can suck in a load of air, get a massive stomach ache, and then force the air through my ass.

I can suck in air and make massive burps.

I can poke my eye and gross people out.

I'm pretty sure there's some other stuff I can do.

My hero i can do all of them bar the teminator thing and the the forcing air thru ass !

However i can put both of my legs behind my head or one behind my head and hop around.

Have invincible ankle joints.

engulf air and make stomachy rumble

Independent control of my left and right ear

Make my scalp move forwards and backwards like i have a wig on

double jointed shoulders hips elbows and mebe wrists

And will kick your ass in a staring contest

And the violent eye vibrating

And i can make myself pass out

And i can go so red in the face i pass out

can hold breath for 2 and a half mins when i try

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

I wonder if anyone aside from FT (who I explained it to) really gets what this thread is about :E

But still, the eyebrow thing is mine hands off.

And no, I really don't know what on earth you're on about..... :thumbs:

 

[Shippi]

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[Burn]

Squirt water out of your eye? Thats pretty icky sounding.

I can roll my tongue too! I point and laugh at anyone who cant, I also chase them down the street and hit them with sticks.

 

[jaguar_987]

I don't understand how you can't roll your tongue? lol It's just so easy.

 

[Letters]

I can do all those tongue things... rollings, curling, touching nose, etc. I can also move my ears, raise one eyebrow, vibrate the eyes, make eyes go crosseyed, close one eye at a time, smell fear within a two mile radius, do lots of stuff with my left hand better even though I consider myself right-handed, part my fingers in all those funky ways without using my other hand, ummmmm... yeah...

 

[Shippi]

.

 

[baron insig]

yeah from tear duct i used to be able to blow bubles out of my left eye by blowing really hard with my mouth and nose covered up but then i got told by doctor it can damage your eyes by putting too much pressure on them eek

so now i just bend

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

This thread is icky.....



Heheh, I can do a handspring! And a chinese get up (for lack of better term.... you kinda push you'reself off from the ground while lieing on you're back and propel you'reself to you're feet. They are pretty fun..



I can loose to badge at op4....