So?

[Raziaar]

I can make a tongue taco! lol

 

[ComradeBadger]

Well, at least 1 person gets what the thread is really about Mark (only after explanation )

Heh.

I can roll my tongue, forgot about that.

 

[<RJMC>]

I dont know what I can do

 

[Mitoboy]

I can bend my tongue back behind my uvula (whatever, that dangling thing in the back of your mouth) and touch my nostrils from the inside. Easy to suck out mucus when you inhale when you do it. So far I've only seen one person who can do it, and she was on Jay Leno.

 

[Platinum]

I can bend my tongue back behind my uvula (whatever, that dangling thing in the back of your mouth) and touch my nostrils from the inside. Easy to suck out mucus when you inhale when you do it. So far I've only seen one person who can do it, and she was on Jay Leno.

GNASTY!

 

[ailevation]

:naughty: I can do lots of shit.

 

[Ennui]

none of you are as cool as those of us with eyeballs that vibrate on command.

NONE of you.

 

[CrazyHarij]

I can bend the last joints of my index, middle and pinky fingers and all my toes except the big one upwards.

 

[Sparta]

I can play the drums pretty good.

I can paint and draw pretty good.

I can make medical students at The Royal Childrens Hospital in Melbourne a living hell, by making up shit about my bone disease.

I can dislocate my thumbs.

I can procrastinate better then anyone i know

 

[Mechagodzilla]

I can contract the hiccups at will.
Not much fun though, since I don't know how to stop it.

 

[Neutrino]

I can contract the hiccups at will.
Not much fun though, since I don't know how to stop it.

For five bucks I know how to stop them. :E

 

[Mechagodzilla]

For five bucks I know how to stop them. :E

What, and ruin my unique ability? Nay, sir!

 

[Bad^Hat]

For five bucks I know how to stop them. :E

That trick stopped working for me

I can do the vibrating eye thing... but I'm a bit out of practice.

I can vibrate my foot really fast on the ground without making a noise, everyone thinks it's a tremor :E

I Can roll my tongue. I'm pretty sure this is a genetics thing, like hitchhikers thumb.

I can play drums quite well, though horribly out of time :thumbs:

 

[SpuD]

I can blow bubbles in my eyes.

beat that.


I can also bend my fingers back, so there less than a 90 degree angle from the top of my hand.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I did that blowing bubbles thing for a while involuntarily, I had a really bad cold

 

[Brian Damage]

I can point both my eyes in different directions V>.

I can rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrepeatedly pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppress keys at a rate none of my friends can match (it's pure nervous energy).

I can change all the lightbulbs in the house without a chair (I stand on the credenza).

I can drink the entire contents of The Huge Cat Mug without stopping to breathe.

I can eat my ultra-cheesy omlettes (nobody else can).

I can spell trouble.

I can read backwards quickly (comes in handy for glass doors).

I could handle our male cat, Twink, unarmed, when most people needed a hessian sack and a blackjack. I say "could", because he tried to pick a fight with a truck a year or so ago...

I can do that "Ayooo-ayooo!" thing that that guy who sings that song can do.

I can combine potato chips and spaghetti sauce into a wholesome meal.

 

[ship]

I can beatbox.

I can blow bubbles - not from my eyes but from my saliva, using my tongue.

I can replicate the 'Tiger Woods Bouncing a Golfball' commercial, and it attracts crowds sometimes when I go to the driving range.

I can drive a golf ball 300 yards and throw a baseball at 85 MPH.

I can always find something online to keep me up even later at night. Or should I say, in the morning? Le sigh.

I can.

 

[Danimal]

I can suck in a load of air, get a massive stomach ache, and then force the air through my ass.

That is so funny when I read it...

I can:

Manipulate people into purchasing random things at a market
Go Cross-eyed
Make anyone laugh with a lame joke
Imitate Smegal and Gollum pretty good
Breath
Be an idiot
Post on a forum
Type really fast
Disarm someone with a knife
Say HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY for like 10 minutes non-stop
Make random accusations for someone is 'supposivley' going to beat up the Irish
Do random laughs (high pitch, God's laugh, devil's laugh)
Make you blind (Seriously)
Persuade people to do anything
Make people cry when I poke them
And many other stuff I can't remember

 

[Dalamari]

I can stick my finger in my pooper.

 

[oldagerocker]

i can get a train from london at five to nine and be back at uni by 11... :-/

 

[Ecthe|ioN]

I can't spell trouble. Wait? I just spelled troubell, doh!

I can eat, breath, see, think, walk & talk at the same time.

I can get drunk from drinking 20 bottles of beer.

I can get a massive headache from drinking 20 bottles of beer.

I can make a complete fool of myself from drinking 20 bottles of beer.

I can throw up from drinking 20 bottles of beer (really fast).

I can fall asleep from drinking 20 bottles of beer.

I can fall down (and don't get up in a long time) from drinking 20 bottles of beer.

I can pick a fight and most definately loose, from drinking 20 bottles of beer.

I can solve the major problems in the world, just by talking to perfect strangers about it, from drinking 20 bottles of beer.

You would be amazed by the stuff I can do when I have been drinking 20 bottles of beer.