Somebody dookied all over the floor ;[

[gh0st]

I'm walking around my store when I walk by the bathroom hallway. Basically, there was a sphere maybe 20 feet around the entrance to this hallway where the smell of shit, HUMAN SHIT, was so bad my eyes teared up; honestly it was hard to even breathe around it. I braved a glimpse down the hall and found a small poopie hanging out from under the doorway (like someone had shit in the door, then plopped the door on it.) I thought that wasent so bad, but when I opened the door... holy cow.

Have any of you ever seen the movie Backdraft? Basically a huge flame of shit smell enveloped me and nearly knocked me over. I put my shirt over my mouth, but even the heavy polo shirt wouldnt protect me from this. It sank into my very being. When I opened my eyes I felt the urge to saw my eyes out of my skull. Poop was everywhere. It was on the floor, the walls, the sink, the urinals, the toilets, there was even a long streak across the ceiling, like somebody had taken one of their turds (which by this time were mangled to smell recognition only) and thrown it across the ceiling. One was even sticking to the top, barely hanging on. Basically it was like the exorcist, where the little girl, instead of split pea soup, had spewed forth gallons of shit. I am not even joking, this was the work of ONE MAN. I cannot emphasize the amount of shit that must have come forth from his bowels to cause this mess.

Luckily I didnt have to pick it up. Someone else did. Thank god I'm not 18. :x

 

[evil^milk]

lmfao, that's priceless. are there any pics?

 

[bvasgm]

Greatest.....thread......ever.

 

[gh0st]

lmfao, that's priceless. are there any pics?

Yeah security took pictures. I dont have them though. The indoor security guard (basically a supervisor for loss prevention) talked to this other security guard, telling him that someone was jacking a bunch of dvd's in there. So he walked in and was raped by the smell and just ran out. It was so funny. Customers would try and walk in and we'd just yell at them not to open the door.

 

[Datrix]

I couldn't stop laughing when I read that.

 

[Zeus]

Rofl once I went in the bathroom at the bowling alley....big mistake. Human feces lined the stall. A full toilet paper roll wasted....covered in doo-doo, not even one sheet of it pulled off and used. Dookie was everywhere, the seats were a disaster, it smelled terrible. Also there was a bunch of foop-prints leading out of the bathroom. It was perhaps the most disgusting thing I've ever seen....

gross people

 

[gh0st]

Rofl once I went in the bathroom at the bowling alley....big mistake. Human feces lined the stall. A full toilet paper roll wasted....covered in doo-doo, not even one sheet of it pulled off and used. Dookie was everywhere, the seats were a disaster, it smelled terrible. Also there was a bunch of foop-prints leading out of the bathroom. It was perhaps the most disgusting thing I've ever seen....

gross people

everything i've ever seen in my life pales to my experience at this store. the amount of human, animal, and bird shit i see on a day to day basis at this store is astonishing. the wasting an entire tp roll is pretty common too, and absolutely disgusting.

the worst thing is though, that the asshole decided to smear shit all over the door knob so i couldnt get the **** out after i was in there, and they took out all the paper towels and smeared them in poop. i had to use my phone to call for help.

 

[Raziaar]

Have you been visited by El Poopanibre?

"El Poopanibre? What's that?"

"Gather 'round children, for the legend of El Poonanibre! He creeps and crawls in the midnight hush. Silent as a low-flow toilet flush. Watch your step, 'cause sooner or later he'll eat you whole, and half your alligator."

 

[xLostx]

yeah when i worked at a Tim Hortons back in the day someone put shit everywhere, it was ****ing sick as hell but thankkkkkkk god i didnt have to clean it up, what a horrible job that was.

 

[EC]

everything i've ever seen in my life pales to my experience at this store. the amount of human, animal, and bird shit i see on a day to day basis at this store is astonishing. the wasting an entire tp roll is pretty common too, and absolutely disgusting.

the worst thing is though, that the asshole decided to smear shit all over the door knob so i couldnt get the **** out after i was in there, and they took out all the paper towels and smeared them in poop. i had to use my phone to call for help.

Greatest....post....ever.

 

[CyberPitz]

That happened at my job once...I was walking down the hall, smelt shit.I was like "Did I fart?!?" but no..then I saw it smeared on teh floor..I was like "Oh ****ing NO way.." and opened the door..some kid *Probably teh ones with downs..the last one in there...* Decided it would be cool tos hit in the middle of the floor, then it looked like he slipped, fell..got up...fell against the counter, on TOP of the counter, on the morror...then rolled a bit on the ground. At least he threw some shit in the toilet D:

Managers are the only ones allowed to clean that up..Whew for being a worthless Peon.

 

[Shodan]

Greatest....post....ever.

For once I totally agree, that is more than signature worthy.

 

[Ennui]

the worst thing is though, that the asshole decided to smear shit all over the door knob so i couldnt get the **** out after i was in there, and they took out all the paper towels and smeared them in poop. i had to use my phone to call for help.

pwned.


http://artpad.art.com/?iji9ydnzi4

 

[jimbo118]

the worst thing is though, that the asshole decided to smear shit all over the door knob so i couldnt get the **** out after i was in there, and they took out all the paper towels and smeared them in poop. i had to use my phone to call for help.

lol, this thread is classic. :rolling:

 

[JellyWorld]

Perhaps you should consider a change of occupation.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Holy shit...

 

[Crushenator 500]

What... The... @#!".... :|

That's one of the most disgusting things i've ever heard... :|

 

[Unfocused]

You must be shitting me

Do you guys with this shitty experiences live somewhere near each other? Cause I never saw anyone playing with shit and putting it all over the place. Maybe your place is special.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Thanks for that. I'm off to eat breakfast. -_-

 

[Harryz]

You must be having a shitty today.









Shit.shit.

 

[Danimal]

There is holes in the walls in my school toilets, you can see poop, puddles of urine and dead ciggarates shoved in them... It's a like a stash of poop.

 

[G-Dub]

best thread ever, made me gag/laugh...

 

[Kouler]

There is holes in the walls in my school toilets, you can see poop, puddles of urine and dead ciggarates shoved in them... It's a like a stash of poop.

Do you remember 2003? Ah man, it was horrible. Someone decided to shove all the TP into the toilet, then take a shit on top of it. It was just sitting there. And to make it worse, it was huge, it was the volume of about 1 and a half tennis balls.:x

 

[Murray_H]

There is holes in the walls in my school toilets, you can see poop, puddles of urine and dead ciggarates shoved in them... It's a like a stash of poop.

Are they out of service gloryholes?

 

[<RJMC>]

lol who the hell will do that?

 

[Icarusintel]

i remember this happening at my aunt and uncle's gas station when i worked there
my uncle was always real calm and usually just didn;t listen to people when they were giving him shit and he took most things in stride, but he went in one day to clean the public bathroom and someone had gotten shit all over the place, even the ceiling (how the f*ck do you manage that), and he got f*cking pissed, that was one of only 2 times i ever saw him get angry, but damn, does he go off, we shut the thing down after that, much to the chagrin of all the customers i had to deal with (why don;t people just take no for an answer?)

that seriously sucks though, f*cking mystery shitters going around, spreading their product to the world

 

[CptStern]

you need a pooper scooper

 

[Icarusintel]

you need a pooper scooper

...:E ...... great pic
:smoking:

 

[Raziaar]

you need a pooper scooper

What's your dogs name, stern? :E

 

[Razor]

What's your dogs name, stern? :E

George .

What a sick, sick, sick story though :s.

 

[Fuse Kazuki]

lol who the hell will do that?

You!

 

[BF2User]

People used to shit all over the place at my old job. It was nasty.

 

[Asus]

I didn't need to read that! gag
It's almost lunch time...

 

[CptStern]

What's your dogs name, stern? :E

hahaah LOL at the obvious insinuation that I'm old ...it's like saying bush is texan


my dog's name is Ren, if you'd like to know

 

[gh0st]

Do you guys with this shitty experiences live somewhere near each other? Cause I never saw anyone playing with shit and putting it all over the place. Maybe your place is special.

I didnt see him either. They are a mysterious bunch that covertly shit everywhere then hide.

 

[Insano]

Same happend on vacation when I went to the public toilets. Shit was everywhere, but I mean everywhere.

I did the smart thing and walked away. They might even could have suspected me if I went to warn someone.

 

[BF2slut]

This thread reminds me of the scene in "Dumb and dumberer when harry met lloyd"

"THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!" LOL

This thread rocks, almost as much as Raziaar, and thats alot of rockage.

 

[CptStern]

my dog once ran off into the bush ...I could see him rubbing himself all over something ...after yelling at him he came running over with his tail wagging covered on one side of his body with wet human shit (I knew it was human because there was bits of TOILET PAPER stuck to him) ...it was dripping off his ear, his head and half of his body ...good thing there was a river close by cuz I was gagging when he came running up to me


a word to the wise ...dogs being natural predators will often try to disguise their smell from their prey by rubbing thmselves in their prey's shit ...so if you see your dog rubbing into something chances are it's either shit or it's something that once was alive but is now dead

 

[Raziaar]

This thread reminds me of the scene in "Dumb and dumberer when harry met lloyd"

"THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!" LOL

This thread rocks, almost as much as Raziaar, and thats alot of rockage.

Dumb and Dumberer was such a stupid movie.

Dumb and Dumber however, was classic... comedic gold.

 

[outpost]

Mmmmmm poop