Someone keeps vandalizing my property

[jimbones]

Maybe it's the deer that are harassing you..

When they come home drunk from a STAGparty! *BAH-ZING!*

/me slaps himself around a bit with a large trout.

 

[D33]

Get several CCTV cameras and plant them where you need them, stop bitching about resetting them ( only read first page of this thread ), use them, get guy on camera, sell them off second hand for money back.

Sorted. Not that hard.

 

[Fat Tony!]

he needs night vision ones+ they are expensive to buy

 

[D33]

Outside light that turns on automatic to movement. About 20 quid each.

Again. Problem solved.

 

[The Dark Elf]

night vision camera's that connect upto your TV set and switch over if they detect movement outside are only a few quid (well under £100) at Wicks in the UK, thats certainly far from expensive.

 

[Brian Damage]

You can't go wrong with a punji trap...

 

[not28]

Outside light that turns on automatic to movement. About 20 quid each.

Again. Problem solved.

He has a dog and deer constantly walking around his house. It would set off the light every night.

 

[csmighty1]

pump shotgun...

 

[Maxi]

Either you pay for surveilance, or you pay for vandalized stuff... don't really see any other option... well other then moving...

 

[Fat Tony!]

lol i think ure just being unrealistic, its best just to ring the police and see what they have to say, cos i dont think cameras and stuff are really worth it

 

[D33]

He has a dog and deer constantly walking around his house. It would set off the light every night.

so?

It's not as if he's sleeping under it.

 

[IonGorilla]

Just buy a cheap shotgun, if you hear him come back, fire it into the air once or twice. He'd have to be insane to come back after that.

 

[Voodoo_Chile]

People people please,we all know that a heavily armed neighbourhood watch would be the best couse of action (Only wish we could set one up,damn gun laws).
It provides a defense,an organisation should the global society colapse and anarchy prevail and you'd get to imitate a very humorous Simpsons Episode.

 

[Anthraxxx]

A couple of these ought to cover your yard quite throughly....

Look about halfway down the page

Scarecrow Animal Deterrent- Motion Activated Sprinkler
If you want an instant effective deterrent this is the best unit we have found. Hook it up to your hose and point the heat/motion detector in the direction you wish to protect. Any animal that moves in front of this unit up to 35ft away will get a 3 second sprinkler blast. Uses 2-3 cups of water per blast. Fires 1000s of times using one 9v battery, detects animals day and night, and is very is to install.

http://www.queenswood.co.uk/acatalo..._Online_Animal_Deterrents_36.html&CatalogBody

here's another site(s) to get it from

http://www.biconet.com/critter/sprinkler.html

http://www.perfectponds.com/scrcrw.htm

http://www.mountainvalleygrowers.com/scarecrow.htm

 

[JonTheCanuck]

hmm that sprinkler thing is actually a pretty good idea. I might consider that, and one day i'll put it on the road just for fun too hehehe

 

[Deadline]

hmm that sprinkler thing is actually a pretty good idea. I might consider that, and one day i'll put it on the road just for fun too hehehe

But instead of water it sprays Napalm which is ignited by a spark at the tip of the sprayer. Well you wouldnt have much of a yard left but hell, it would be cool for afew minutes ... mwhahahahha...

 

[Anthraxxx]

But instead of water it sprays Napalm which is ignited by a spark at the tip of the sprayer. Well you wouldnt have much of a yard left but hell, it would be cool for afew minutes ... mwhahahahha...

Gas + Styrofoam + Melted/Slightly liquid Vaseline + lots of mixing = Cheap homemade napalm!!!


edit: for those of you who don't already know, you can melt vaseline simply by putting it in a pot and set on the stove on low heat for a little bit....

 

[Deadline]

Gas + Styrofoam + Melted/Slightly liquid Vaseline + lots of mixing = Cheap homemade napalm!!!

Exactly what I was thinking... dont want to waste too much money on the expensive stuff

 

[Frank]

Dress up as a ninja...it works every time!
http://www.mtwthailand.org/Team/Missionaries/Veldhorst/Veld Photos/2002/Jonathan nija.jpg

 

[Deadline]

Dress up as a ninja...it works every time!
http://www.mtwthailand.org/Team/Missionaries/Veldhorst/Veld Photos/2002/Jonathan nija.jpg

Make sure you use pink ribbons, that is the key my son. :naughty:

 

[Bad^Hat]

Heh, this is turning into the next 'trick-or-treaters' thread.

Sounds like it's just some kids, a few motion-sensitive lights should scare em off. OR you could hook the motion sensors up to yo phat sound system and blast em away with some leet Aphex Twin UUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA~~!!!