Someone messed with my car...time to get them back

1. Recruit gang of friends.
2. Disassemble said car into small parts.
3. Reassemble said car in unlikely location. (In their livingroom comes to mind.)
 
Wire their horn to the ignition coil. As soon as they start the car, the horn will turn on.

Or do like my sister's boyfriend's car...every time he turns his wheel to the right, the horn goes off...not signals, every time he turns the wheel!!!

Oh my god for the life of me I cant figure out how its happening!
 
Take a bunch of Exlax and lock yourself in their car.
 
1. Materials needed. Lots of Dry Ice or liquid Nitrogen, many many cans of shaving FOAM(avoid gels as it won't work correctly), a hacksaw

2. freeze the cans of shaving foam for a while in order to freeze the foam inside.

3. remove the cans from the dry ice/liquid nitrogen and quickly cut off the top of the can with the hacksaw.

4. Throw the cut cans into the target car. As the can warms up, the foam will begin to expand and come spewing out the open side of the can.

5. Enjoy the moment as they have to scoop out the mess from their car.
 
Put that expanding foam in-a-can crap in every nook and cranny of their car.
 
-Hide AIDS infested hookers in thier cars.

After that, have a pimp come and pimp smack the shit out of the 4 people.
You know what, **** it. Send those heaps of metal straight to Hell.

-Then send those hookers to my house.

-Enjoy your AIDS.

-Jokes on you. I was going to demand blowjobs.
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LMFAO :D

Banana + exhaust pipe.
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yay, eddie murphy style!
 
Glirk Dient said:
This morning I used my slueth skills to figure out who it was and pressure them into telling me who it was.
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You would make quite a detective.
I will then sneak into his house and give him a hitler moustache and write LOL on his forhead and then un plug his alarm clock so he wakes up late for work(he already has a problem with this) and runs to work without even looking in the mirror.
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Does he usually take a general anesthetic before bed?
I would probably just lean nails up against all of their tyres, on both sides in case they reverse first.
 
That shit sounds so stupid and far too time wasting. Best thing to do would be to either:

1. Get underneath the vehicle and unwire the solanoid. There wouldn't be an ignition signal from the keyed ignition to start the car... would drive him crazy + take him ages to work out the problem)

2. Remove the solanoid completely and put it somewhere obvious so that he finds it after searching a bit ie: in a box or under a desk. Then hook the coupled wires to another car battery, so all the fuses would blow. Sounds serious, but it isn't that harsh. We did it to my mate ha ha. The car, would only start up, then conk out after like two seconds. Plus fuses cost bugger all.

Lol
 
Krynn72 said:
Kick a baby under their car, then use the adrenaline you get from knowing a baby is under a car to lift the car up, and flip it on its hood.
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HHAHAHAHA OMG I will put that in my signature
 
Put knghenry in their car. They will never, ever, EVER mess with you again. Guaranteed.
 
Krynn72 said:
It did it with no effort at all with my car! I almost died on my way to Walmart yesterday.
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Probably nothing to do with draining brake fluid, and everything to do with either loss of power assistance or a failure of the master brake cylinder.
 
Raziaar said:
I like the way you think. Though you could bypass the exhaust pipe and place it under the seat.
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n00b.

Put it on the front of the airbag, then wire the airbag for wireless activation. Now, when he's driving, you, with the button to set off the airbag, put the C4 into his face, THEN blow it up.
 
Alright, here is an update.

I have been unable to get to her car so far. She has kept it in a garage. Tonight however she is going to a screening of a movie. We have also expanded the list of things we are doing to her car. Here is the updated list.

  • Crisco on all windows
  • Pickled herring in the springs under the pasanger seat
  • Filling her car full of packing peanuts
  • Habanero hot sauce on the steering wheel
  • Sticky hair goop under all door handles
  • Eggs all over her car(18)
  • Poster paint all over her car, I have 6 colors
  • And to top it off we have an industrial size sheet of seran(sp?) wrap to cover her car in

I will try to watch the same movie she is. If it is in the largest theaters then I can sneak out the back and she will think I was in there the whole time that she was. I already have about 5 more people that are in on this.
 
Just get the other three guys. Then, after a while, walk up behind number four, whisper in their ear "Your next". When they spin round, say "Hey, how you doing". Point at them and wink theatrically.

Spend the rest of time winking at them and pointing once in a while. Wait untill they go insane.

Edit - Or, take thier wheels off, leaving the car on bricks. Leave wheels under the car. Put thier jack in under the passanger seat.

More edit - Variation on the cling film/saran wrap idea. Do it in a busy car park and they may never find thier car again :D

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