SomethingAwful.com's View on Half-Life 2

WhiteZero · Nov 21, 2004

Check out the main story over on Something Awful. entitled "Asshole Physics".

It cracked me up.

humplick · Nov 21, 2004

that was pretty funny

diluted · Nov 21, 2004

heh, i love asshole physics.

Drop22 · Nov 21, 2004

That is really funny. I mean, I'm laughin the whole time I'm reading that. It's so juvenile, but I still laughed!

destrukt · Nov 21, 2004

i wonder if we'll get the same people who thought the last review was real . .

"omg, how did they get the gamez0r?!1!111!oenoenlevelen"

DarkSonic · Nov 21, 2004

That was the funniest damn thing I've ever read. "I stole a lamp and continued on." Hahahaha...

ktimekiller · Nov 21, 2004

that guy is a crack nut

thefiznut · Nov 21, 2004

Haha, he killed Lamar!

SkorzenyNinja · Nov 21, 2004

That was very funny. I did the exact same thing both of my times through the game, which is throwing everything in that apartment out on the street.

The only part that I didn't like is when he killed Lamarr! ;(

I'm so sad now.

Dasparov · Nov 21, 2004

Mutley · Nov 21, 2004

That hovercraft part is so true, worst part of the game.

RakuraiTenjin · Nov 21, 2004

I was crying from laughing.

"I told her to lose that zero and get with a hero, but she didn't respond"

FangsFirst · Nov 21, 2004

that was hilarious and true.

That's totally how I played the game too.
minus the trying to get the chicks bit.