Son of Stern says "baby jesus", Stern cries

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yup ..my 2 year old son came home from grandma's house last night ..my wife says to my son .."Thomas what's the name of the baby at nana's house"

he says "baby jesus"




my jaw hit the floor, I ran out into the cold snow covered canadian wilderness and screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


heh, my mother in law was decorating for christmas, she has a nativity scene with a baby jesus, my son picked it up and asked her what it was



/me plans intense deprogramming
 
I know what that is.. I am just confused.. I = Catholic.

You = Atheist/Islamic/Buddist? :D
 
my wife says to my son .."Thomas what's the name of the baby at nana's house"
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sounds like the wife is plotting against you
who will win this battle of minds - weather beaten sage of the forums or female cunning
i'm taking bets as we speak :)
 
Shamrock said:
I know what that is.. I am just confused.. I = Catholic.

You = Atheist/Islamic/Buddist? :D
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yes, but my mother-in-law is anglican

I do celebrate christmas, but in a non-religious way
 
john3571000 said:
sounds like the wife is plotting against you
who will win this battle of minds - weather beaten sage of the forums or female cunning
i'm taking bets as we speak :)
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and that's a bet I'd lose ;(

naw, she knows my views and pretty much agrees with them ..she's just teasing me as is my mother in law
 
Even if your son did grow up believing in Jesus, would that make you any less proud of him?

-Angry Lawyer
 
My two-year-old said "tits up" the other day. I was so proud.
 
For some reason, I imagine your two-year-old to have a shaven head and mean-looking goatee.

-Angry Lawyer
 
sterny is it weird that your avatar makes me imagine you as the evil twin of stan from american dad
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Angry Lawyer said:
Even if your son did grow up believing in Jesus, would that make you any less proud of him?

-Angry Lawyer
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yes ... kidding


Pi Mu Rho said:
My two-year-old said "tits up" the other day. I was so proud
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I'd much rather that to baby jesus ....wait a minute, your wife is still breastfeeding your youngest, right? ...ok now that's a little disturbing :laugh:
 
john-o said:
sterny is it weird that your avatar makes me imagine you as the evil twin of stan from american dad
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That's exactly what I keep thinking. That show would have been somewhat boring and unfunny if it wasn't for the fact that I kept thinking it was CptStern. :laugh:
 
Stern - just one shot, just one shot at cheney and the prohecy will be fulfilled, middle earth will be MINE!!!MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Sulkdodds said:
That's exactly what I keep thinking. That show would have been somewhat boring and unfunny if it wasn't for the fact that I kept thinking it was CptStern. :laugh:
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I gotta watch that show :)



john3571000 said:
Stern - just one shot, just one shot at cheney and the prohecy will be fulfilled, middle earth will be MINE!!!MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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to dream the impossible dream ....I didnt say that :O


Dr.Freeman: nothing a nonstop marathon of the Omen, the Excorcist and South Park the movie wouldnt fix ;)
 
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Stern's gonna hafta put in over time to "de-program" teh baby jesus! :)
 
If my child grew up religious, I'd be disappointed.
Unless he can sufficently defend his beliefs, then he can get away with a mere whipping.

Lol j/j..
I'd have him shot
 
It's not so bad stern. Your baby will grow up christian or catholic, and either you'll disown him, or love him.

And it sounds to me like your wife and grandparents are going to have a big part in trying to raise him that way?
 
no, they're not, they did it as a joke ...my son isnt baptised ..they know how we feel on the issue

if he wants to choose religion later in life, I have no problem with that
 
CptStern said:
no, they're not, they did it as a joke ...my son isnt baptised ..they know how we feel on the issue

if he wants to choose religion later in life, I have no problem with that
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Well i'm sure if you teach him that religion is evil, he won't choose that........................
 
the lake is frozen ...will fire do?



I cant believe I said that about my son, bad stern bad
 
CptStern said:
the lake is frozen ...will fire do?



I cant believe I said that about my son, bad stern bad
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You're a hateful, hateful man Stern!
 
Raziaar said:
Well i'm sure if you teach him that religion is evil, he won't choose that........................
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why would I do that? I may tell him that religion doesnt have the answers depite their claims but I wouldnt say "religion is evil" ..I studied Theology, trust me to do the right thing with my children
 
CptStern said:
why would I do that? I may tell him that religion doesnt have the answers depite their claims but I wouldnt say "religion is evil" ..I studied Theology, trust me to do the right thing with my children
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LMAO. You can't honestly think i'm being entirely serious?

Oh and that last line...

trust me to do the right thing with my children
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I can't help but laugh after you gave thought about burning your child alive cause he's already tainted ;)


And for crying out loud, don't take what I say in the wrong way, cause its all playful here.
 
a momentary thought which quickly passed ...but I have considered buring other people :O
 
CptStern, I've got some advice for you. If you want your child to grow up without religious influence, send them to Catholic schooling for 12 years. Trust me, nothing will make them more jaded to it than that. Nothing.
 
kaf11 said:
CptStern, I've got some advice for you. If you want your child to grow up without religious influence, send them to Catholic schooling for 12 years. Trust me, nothing will make them more jaded to it than that. Nothing.
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But then he'd think that a priest would molest his little boy... cause obviously all religious teachers molest children, especially catholic ones.

/sarcasm


Heh.
 
I still remember what my parents told me when I was really young and the question of religion came up. It was something along the lines of:

"No one really knows if god exists. No one really knows who is right. I don't know, your mother doesn't know. Anyone who says they do know only thinks they are right. You can decide to believe in god if you want or you can decide not to, it really doesn't matter to us."

It took a few years but I eventually became someone who doesn't believe in the existance any higher being but I don't view such an existance to be impossible.
 
CptStern said:
a momentary thought which quickly passed ...but I have considered buring other people :O
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G.W. Bush?
come on Stern, truth, WE WANT TRUTH!! :P
 
The Mullinator said:
I still remember what my parents told me when I was really young and the question of religion came up. It was something along the lines of:

"No one really knows if god exists. No one really knows who is right. I don't know, your mother doesn't know. Anyone who says they do know only thinks they are right. You can decide to believe in god if you want or you can decide not to, it really doesn't matter to us."

It took a few years but I eventually became someone who doesn't believe in the existance any higher being but I don't view such an existance to be impossible.
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I got similar treatment, but no speech. I was just told something along those lines when I asked why I'd never been christened. My dad didn't tell me what he believed in (same with politics) until I was about 13, because he didn't want to shape my views in any way. I wasn't too surprised when I found out he was as athiest as Stern, though ;)

My mum however, is a buddhist, but doesn't follow the lifestyle that much really. She enjoys a lot of it, though.
 
kaf11 said:
CptStern, I've got some advice for you. If you want your child to grow up without religious influence, send them to Catholic schooling for 12 years. Trust me, nothing will make them more jaded to it than that. Nothing.
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I know ....spent 12 years in catholic school myself :) or is it ;(





Mullinator said:
"No one really knows if god exists. No one really knows who is right. I don't know, your mother doesn't know. Anyone who says they do know only thinks they are right. You can decide to believe in god if you want or you can decide not to, it really doesn't matter to us."
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good advice, wise parents
 
My mum however, is a buddhist, but doesn't follow the lifestyle that much really. She enjoys a lot of it, though.
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Like Rubbing Buddha's round belly? He's like a genii!

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Stern next time he mentions something like that get all serious and debate with him. He will never again mention religion.
 
CptStern said:
I know ....spent 12 years in catholic school myself :) or is it ;(








good advice, wise parents
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We share a common bond :(
 
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