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So i was buying a ticket today at the train station and i decided to use the ticket machine because i couldnt be bothered to wait in line for ages. I put ten pounds in (the fare was £5.15) and waited for my ticket and change. To my horror i recieved £4 in 20p coins. the morale of the story: that machine hates me.
 
Tax. hehe..


Anyway, go kick it or blast it with gasoline.
 
Last time we got a train to blackburn, I only had a 20 so the conductor said I would have to pay when I got there... I didn't. On the way back we got home before the conductor got to us, that was a good day.
 
So i was buying a ticket today at the train station and i decided to use the ticket machine because i couldnt be bothered to wait in line for ages. I put ten pounds in (the fare was £5.15) and waited for my ticket and change. To my horror i recieved £4 in 20p coins. the morale of the story: that machine hates me.
Wow...that was totally worth a thread.

No, really.

:|
 
Wow...that was totally worth a thread.

No, really.

:|

Dude, someone kicked your ass in stone-paper-scissors recently? I checked your recent posts and it looks as if you were constantly mad at something oO.
 
Dude, someone kicked your ass in stone-paper-scissors recently? I checked your recent posts and it looks as if you were constantly mad at something oO.

I get my ass kicked at RPS all the time....I'm never hateful!.
 
Wow...that was totally worth a thread.

No, really.

:|

OH NOES, THE RESOURCE OF THE INTERNETS ARE RUNNING LOW!!11

Now we won't be able to create any more new threads, this thread used up all the internets remaining resources!!

:rolleyes:
 
I will redeem this thread with my own sort of funny story.

Sulkdodds said:
I met a man and a woman the other day on the bus. They were repulsive. They kept striking up random conversations with me and some younger kids coming back from their own school (I'd got off college much earlier but stuck around to do some work). They asked what I was studying, seeming genuinely interested, if derisive. A little kid asked what school the man had gone to, and he said "I didn't go to high school. Got kicked out. Fer fighting." But we fight all the time, says the kid. "Fightin the teachers."

I might have felt a little empathy until it emerged he was on his way back from the police station and had been arrested "fer fightin'" on Gay Pride day. Fighting who? "Fightin' the gays." Why? "'Cos they're queer, ent they?"

Accursed working class. I have half a mind to forego public transport entirely so I need not put up with their vulgarity.

* Sulkdodds twiddles moustache.
Ha...ha...hmm. :(
 
I've been given around 2€ change in 2 & 5 eurocent coins by a ticket machine... It's just its been out of bigger coins
 
I will redeem this thread with my own sort of funny story.

Ha...ha...hmm. :(

You said working class! You're an upper-class twat!

*Workers must control the means of... um... i mean, i mean, for the common... no, no, wait... ah, stuff it.*
 
Slacking class then

Where can I sign up?

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:eek:
 
Like the Procrastiation party.
 
I'm of the mage class. I shoot lightningbolts at queers.
 
So i was buying a ticket today at the train station and i decided to use the ticket machine because i couldnt be bothered to wait in line for ages. I put ten pounds in (the fare was £5.15) and waited for my ticket and change. To my horror i recieved £4 in 20p coins. the morale of the story: that machine hates me.

I Rofl'd

D:
 
Erm the slacking class starts when you stop doing your homework and copy the answers when your teacher is teaching
 
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