Spam?

The Monkey

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Where does that come from? I've heard that it stands for Stupid Pointless Annying Messages, but I think that's just bullshit. I've also heard it comes from a Monty Python scene.
 
Something annoying/unwanted. Like www.spam.com, spam meat that's really bad in most peoples opinions.

I've also heard that the internet phrase originates from a Monthy Python sketch.
 
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
 
CrazyHarij said:
Something annoying/unwanted. Like www.spam.com, spam meat that's really bad in most peoples opinions.

I've also heard that the internet phrase originates from a Monthy Python sketch.

Yes, I know what it means. Dooh. ;)
 
Jargon File def. of "spam". It links to spam.com, at the very bottom.

It seems utterly reasonable that the term originated with the Monty Python bit. There are other such etymological examples, none of which I will provide (out of smugness).

In any case, you're absolutely correct in being skeptical of it being an acronym; anything like that is likely to have been ascribed after the fact, much in the same way Perl is described as a "pathologically eclectic rubbish lister", or "practical extraction and report language". Those are affectionately known as "backronyms".
 
CrazyHarij said:
Something annoying/unwanted. Like www.spam.com, spam meat that's really bad in most peoples opinions.

I've also heard that the internet phrase originates from a Monthy Python sketch.

People in Hawaii absolutely go crazy for spam. Its bizarre. I lived there and I could never figure out why they loved it so much. Probably because it is cheap.
 
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