Evo
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We have a spy here at halflife2.net who brings us further information following Glenn?s late night/early morning News regarding the Steam Community which was revealed by the PC Gamer team on C&VG last night which can be found here. [br]However, this spy, more commonly known as Evo has further information on the latest news that PC Gamer have managed to steal from Valve.[br] Some of you may think I was Spy who travelled cloaked into the heart of the PC Gamer Offices with my flick-knife and small-calibre pistol travelling through areas which changed their layout every time I came back to them and avoiding the menacing duo of a Heavy and a Medic that were invulnerable for ten seconds, then sneaking past the dancing duo of Pyros to get these important documents.[br] Others may think I jumped into a modified muscle car with the gorgeous Alyx travelling through underground tunnels my new bio-luminescence lights guiding the way while Worker Antlions spat poisonous corrosive venom at me until I found the holy grail, the PC Gamer report form Valve which may, or may not be located in a top-secret Arctic base Dr. Mossman was last seen in.[br]Samon told me he thought that I had been part of a group of Survivors battling against infected monsters through two sections of city fighting and two sections fighting in the countryside until I came upon the hooded Hunter, who following the manipulation of The Director had found me alone ready for the final blow to be struck to my feeble body. Samon also murmured that I was saved by Evilsloth who received an award for his actions which will forever be found in his Steam Community stats. Things turned nasty however when Samon thought I would intentionally leave Sloth wounded lying in the path of the Hunter so I could get this news posted,the grave consequence would be that I would be kicked or banned from the game for my heinous actions.[br]The final thoughts some of you may have upon how I came across such information is that I travelled my way through the labs of the Enrichment Center creating portals to different rooms of the labs and avoiding talking gun turrets then upon reaching the final lab deciding to go back through the Center again in a Challenge or Advanced version of the labs.[br]Unfortunately you (including Samon) are all wrong if you thought such things actually occurred. The truth is much much simpler, I received my subscription copy of PC Gamer and read the articles in the flesh which soon enough will be available from the PC Gamer site (which is here) over the coming days.[br]I hope you enjoyed my musings and that they dont give too much away as everything will be revealed in more detail soon..[br]Evo[br]p.s. I may have information of a Gabe Newell interview with PC Gamer same time, next month![br]Evo out.
