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camelfart
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*SPOILER*
I just recently finished HL2. I got so inspired by the last level in the citadel where you wield this ultra-hyper-mega-grav gun running all over the place virtually unstoppable. So I thought this would make for a fun picnic if I could restart playing the game again equipped with that thing. So after reading various threads on how to get it through cheats, I proceeded to do it. So there I was in the train, executed the give weapon command and drooled on my keyboard when the glorious weapon appeared on my hand. Got off the train and the first hapless thing that tasted my newfound wrath was one of those flying things that take blinding snapshots of you. Then I can't hold on anymore, I wanted to paint pictures in the air using a combine as my brush. So I yanked that very first combine that checks the arriving guy's luggage and did a lovely Van Gogh with very rough brush strokes in the air. I was laughing like an imp for like fifteen hours, man. This is the purest meaning of fun, I tell you. So I then proceeded humming and whistling my way through the train station leaving a wake of flying combines in the air. I felt like a raging bull that's late for a mating session. So now I approach the part where a combine calls you to get into a room with another combine inside. I rushed inside and really unleashed my artistic fury with superb passion. Slammed the combine on the floor and up the ceiling. Flung him across all four walls, diagonal, criss-cross, every trick known to man I did on that poor combine. Again, I was laughing forever. And then suddenly I stopped laughing, I remembered this was the part where you meet Barney! I waited for the other combine to walk in hoping that would be Barney. But no. There was no more combine there. OMG, I just gave Barney the worst possible welcome treatment ever! I couldn't progress through the next level after that, doors wouldn't let me pass through. Oh well, moral of the story: Big toys sometimes aren't meant for all boys.
I just recently finished HL2. I got so inspired by the last level in the citadel where you wield this ultra-hyper-mega-grav gun running all over the place virtually unstoppable. So I thought this would make for a fun picnic if I could restart playing the game again equipped with that thing. So after reading various threads on how to get it through cheats, I proceeded to do it. So there I was in the train, executed the give weapon command and drooled on my keyboard when the glorious weapon appeared on my hand. Got off the train and the first hapless thing that tasted my newfound wrath was one of those flying things that take blinding snapshots of you. Then I can't hold on anymore, I wanted to paint pictures in the air using a combine as my brush. So I yanked that very first combine that checks the arriving guy's luggage and did a lovely Van Gogh with very rough brush strokes in the air. I was laughing like an imp for like fifteen hours, man. This is the purest meaning of fun, I tell you. So I then proceeded humming and whistling my way through the train station leaving a wake of flying combines in the air. I felt like a raging bull that's late for a mating session. So now I approach the part where a combine calls you to get into a room with another combine inside. I rushed inside and really unleashed my artistic fury with superb passion. Slammed the combine on the floor and up the ceiling. Flung him across all four walls, diagonal, criss-cross, every trick known to man I did on that poor combine. Again, I was laughing forever. And then suddenly I stopped laughing, I remembered this was the part where you meet Barney! I waited for the other combine to walk in hoping that would be Barney. But no. There was no more combine there. OMG, I just gave Barney the worst possible welcome treatment ever! I couldn't progress through the next level after that, doors wouldn't let me pass through. Oh well, moral of the story: Big toys sometimes aren't meant for all boys.
