Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

[YROC]

*hollow sound of stormtrooper helmet hitting the top of the door*

 

[Dynasty]

Some wimzical suggestion to the use of The Force.

 

[T-6000]

I can't really imagine someone quoting Star Wars quotes during sex. O.O

 

[Yuri]

I seriously cannot believe this one wasn't mentioned in over a year.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

 

[<RJMC>]

*r2d2 chirping noises*

 

[Yuri]

"R2 says that the chances of survival are 725 to 1."

 

[Higlac]

"This cave seems a little unstable."

 

[morgs]

The "That's what she said" video had me in stitches.

"Luke! at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?!"

 

[MJ12]

The Sand People battle scream.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1mfxGd0YCw&feature=related

 

[VirusType2]

^Are you over a year LATE?

Took him a while to think of one.

*r2d2 chirping noises*

Holy shit that caught me off guard.

 

[YROC]

I thought they smelled bad....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................on the outside.

Edit: I guess this one was already done, but I enjoy it more with the long, out of breath pause.

 

[lefty]

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

 

[VirusType2]

Anything Yoda says

 

[DEATH eVADER]

The Cave is Collapsing!

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I really despise this kind of humor and hate you guys a lot

 

[lefty]

You mean sex humor? Does it make you uncomfortable?

Does it... remind you?

 

[Bad^Hat]

"Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

 

[kupocake]

These are not the roids you're looking for.

 

[StarBob]

Ooh mooey mooey I love you!

Really you just never want to hear that at all.

 

[Shem]

"Hello, what have we here?"

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/7/75/WhatHaveWeHere-ESB.ogg

No, I really don't want to hear that line being said.

 

[StarBob]

"Hello, what have we here?"

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/7/75/WhatHaveWeHere-ESB.ogg

No, I really don't want to hear that line being said.

Man, you can say anything that Billy Dee Williams has ever said at any time in his life during sex and you will be a winner for life.

Outside of saying anything Jar Jar Binks said... you could also go with anything Jabba the Hut said.

 

[Shem]

This man speaks the truth.

 

[MFL]

That exact sound R2D2 makes when he's shot in the dick opening the door in RotJ.