Stern's Holy Shit thread of the day: Half Man Half Tree

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An Indonesian fisherman who feared that he would be killed by tree-like growths covering his body has been given hope of recovery by an American doctor - and Vitamin A.

Dede, now 35, baffled medical experts when warty "roots" began growing out of his arms and feet after he cut his knee in a teenage accident.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...GGAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml
 
must suck to have dogs chase him around just to pee on his legs
 
holy shit nature is really stranger that sci-ficcion
 
Holy Cow!!!!! yeah.

Reminds me of The Thing from Fantastic 4. Sorry, but it does
 
This is the part where we find out that trees are actually humans.
 
I have this obscene urge to just hack away at it - I have no idea, but I just want to take a red hot poker and just prod away at the growths.

PS: Google image search cutaneous horns - pretty nasty looking stuff.
 
Woah! He's a member of the Fantastic Four!

Or some other weird comic book.

Stan Lee was right!!
 
Damn, you all need to watch more discovery channel!!

They've been showing this guy during pretty much every advert break for the past 2 weeks or so now :p
 
Dont have cable.

He must win alot of fights.
Hahaha. I just envisioned someone trying to mug him.

Mugger: Hey motha ****er gimme your wallet!
Ent: *turns around and raises his arm* HUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
Mugger: HOLY ****, AN ENT! *flees*




I love you stern, you always have the best news stories.
 
My hairs are standing. :|
 
Because my mind works in mysterious ways... how in the HELL does he... erm... wipe?

Splinters.

*shudders*
 
Half-Tree Man: Tap to surprise a bunch of people who frankly have seen more surprising things.
 
how the **** does that even work? I thought animal and plant cells were pretty different??!?
 
it's just warts that have grown over decades to resemble ....errr...tree bark
 
Awesome guy. I hope he can live through photosynthesis!
 
*chokes on food*

Wow, thats amazing and everything, but it would really suck to be that guy.
 
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I can't believe this is real. :eek: *Pirates of the Carribean btw.
 
Awesome, in a "wow thats different and interesting" kinda way. Sucks for him though. Hope he gets that cure.
 
**** the cure, let's kill him and find out how we can replicate it on others!
 
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