Stern's Idiot of the Day: woman crashes while trying to teach dog to drive car

[CptStern]

:O

wha? man you just cant make this stuff up:

BEIJING -- A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.

The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua.

"She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationw...78346.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines


Li: "Now fido turn left, dont forget your signal ...Look out for that moving van, TURN LEFT TURN LEFT WHAMMMMMM

.....
I told you to turn left!!!


Fido: Woof?

 

[CyberPitz]

If she indeed did teach teh dog to drive though, she'd be rich!

But yeah, idiot.

 

[Solaris]

lol pwnt

 

[Hazar]

ROFL

where the hell do you find this stuff!!?! D:

 

[CptStern]

shacknews comments ..chock full of weird stories


http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12760550

 

[pvtbones]

everyone knows dogs can't drive stick.

 

[CyberPitz]

shacknews comments ..chock full of weird stories


http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12760550

I use ShoutWire...works for me. \=

 

[CptStern]

I use ShoutWire...works for me. \=

thanks for the link

I also use http://www.gametab.com


btw anyone notice the name of the city she's from?

Hohhot

 

[CyberPitz]

thanks for the link

I also use http://www.gametab.com

If you were being sarcastic about the lack of link I gave, then add .com to it,
or go to Torrentspy.com *which is how I check out news mainly*

If your NOT being sarcastic, then you're welcome, and I'll have to check out gametab.com.

 

[Shippi]

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[CptStern]

If you were being sarcastic about the lack of link I gave, then add .com to it,
or go to Torrentspy.com *which is how I check out news mainly*

no, I literally meant "thanks for the link" ..I've never visited shoutwire

If your NOT being sarcastic, then you're welcome, and I'll have to check out gametab.com.

you're welcome

 

[CyberPitz]

no, I literally meant "thanks for the link" ..I've never visited shoutwire




you're welcome

Stern..I need you to do something for me...

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=112188

Heck, you don't even need to show your face! You can hide it, so we'll still think of you as your avatar. <3

 

[CptStern]

but I dont need to piece of paper to profess my love for you pitz do I? (that question didnt work for my wife either) :naughty: ....besides have a I mentioned that my office has windows all around it so that fellow employees can see me as they walk down the hall? (makes nose picking difficult)

 

[Parlez]

ROFL! That would be funny to see. Where do people come up with these outrageous ideas!

 

[CyberPitz]

but I dont need to piece of paper to profess my love for you pitz do I? (that question didnt work for my wife either) :naughty: ....besides have a I mentioned that my office has windows all around it so that fellow employees can see me as they walk down the hall? (makes nose picking difficult)

Ok, how about when you get home? Just explain to the wife I'm a mentally retarded boy that needs it.

 

[CptStern]

oh ya that'll work

 

[CyberPitz]

oh ya that'll work

Good!

 

[Direwolf]

Man, thats a Gary Larson cartoon come to life.

 

[Rupertvdb]

I can't believe stern hasn't heard of shoutwire. Good news on the crash though, humans 1 canines 0

 

[DietSoap]

everyone knows dogs can't drive stick.

Indeed, next time she'll buy automatic before she tries again.

 

[Tyguy]

Must of been a female dog

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Must of been a female dog

Haha controversial, but i like it!

 

[CptStern]

I can't believe stern hasn't heard of shoutwire. Good news on the crash though, humans 1 canines 0

I didnt say I've never heard of it ..just that I've never visited

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh my dear gizzawd. WINNAR. The things people do!

 

[Core407]

I bet it wouldn't have crashed if it wasn't an asian dog.

 

[rambler]

sounds like an excuse for fiddling a dog to me.

 

[Cole]

Has the world been on a steady incline of stupidity?
From the Americas to Africa and Europe and into Asia then back. From the Americans electing Bush, twice, to a Chinese woman trying to teach her dog to drive.

 

[Steven]

wow

 

[Korgoth]

Pfft dogs got no keys n3wb

(ah the good ol' days)