Stern's perversions legitimized by Fox News

[BabyHeadCrab]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sgjslldwJA

...and mine

**** yeah. Gotta do something until I see the woman next.

 

[Mogi67]

Can you also stare at dicks for the same benefit?

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

sure mane, whatever F's your B

huhe

 

[Bad^Hat]

So they came to this conclusion by asking people to actively refrain from staring at breasts for five years? Wow, I can't possibly imagine why they'd be ****ing stressed out after that.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I'm pretty sure this is a story from a few years ago that they've just randomly reheated.

 

[Warped]

I'm pretty sure that I knew this all ready

 

[Raziaar]

So they came to this conclusion by asking people to actively refrain from staring at breasts for five years? Wow, I can't possibly imagine why they'd be ****ing stressed out after that.

Yeah, more like "preventing yourself from looking at breasts for ridiculous lengths of time is bad for health"

 

[CptStern]

I dont even like massive boobs. I just like boobs of any kind unless they're too big, too small, too droopy or the nipples are misaligned

 

[Raziaar]

You do like massive, disgusting boobs. Every one of your posts have demonstrated that the larger they are the more you enjoy them and the more others are gay for not enjoying them.

Bam!

 

[Yuri]

man im pretty sure i would have some massive heart attacks if some german scientists told me to not look at boobies for the next 5 years

 

[Sulkdodds]

I'm going to beat stern to the possibly-slightly-casually-racist punch by making a joke about nazis and doing some funny accents. Ahem:

"you vill not luuk at a zingle breazt for ze NEXT FIEFE YEEARS. Is thiz oonterschtood?"