Stern's Thread of the day: Epic mount for an epic mount

[CptStern]

holy fcuk this is equally hilarious and disturbing:

 

[CyberPitz]

Wow.....that gives me TONS of ideas....

*falls out of work chair rofling.*

 

[Laivasse]

Hahaha... Somehow, she wins.

 

[mindless_moder]

wait let me see if i got this straight .... she whored herself out for 5000 in virtual money ? to buy a flying bird creature ?.

 

[xcellerate]

wait let me see if i got this straight .... she whored herself out for 5000 in virtual money ? to buy a flying bird creature ?.

OMG YES

 

[Baal]

YTMND makes it even better

 

[DreamThrall]

I'd laugh even harder if they ended up getting married...


"Mommy, how did you and daddy meet?"

 

[jimbo118]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!

 

[Remus]

What the ****?! :|

 

[Insano]

Truly an epic story.

 

[Baal]

Just for clarification, 5000 gold in World of Warcraft is worth approximately 600-700 US Dollars

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

in one way this is very D:

on the other hand she does kinda have a point that it's a double-win situation for someone like her who would otherwise never have sex...

 

[Krynn72]

Shes crying on the inside.

 

[<RJMC>]

the gold of the game worth money?

and who cares?

"hey you all nerdzors Ima da WOW slutz and I got money and sex lololol and I bought a eagle lololol"

 

[Dekstar]

A rogue did her from behind.
That was the best I could come up with. I'm sorry.

 

[StardogChampion]

Damn, no anal.

 

[mindless_moder]

in one way this is very D:

on the other hand she does kinda have a point that it's a double-win situation for someone like her who would otherwise never have sex...

i don't know ... she doesn't look half bad :S .

 

[Insano]

A rogue did her from behind.
That was the best I could come up with. I'm sorry.

Sorry comes first, then the WoW joke

 

[destrukt]

A girl who took in-game money to but an in-game thing is calling others failures ?

Amazing, let's hope they used protection because there is no way in hell I want every monstrosity the 2 of them would create being allowed to live.

 

[Geogaddi]

That makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

 

[Adabiviak]

Funny. Seriously though, what's wrong with this? Everyone won - both parties got laid (and may get laid again) and she got a bird that looks like the critter from Joust but apparently beats ass. I love the fact that she can now kill you "280% faster". LOL That sounds like something that Dwight Schrute would say.

 

[Lucid]

Pretty sad.
Selling herself to get an ingame thing.

Dumb whore, I hope both of them get some sort of STD.

 

[bam23]

i don't know ... she doesn't look half bad :S .

She looks full bad.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I wouldn't hit that with a ****ing 10 foot piece of rebar.

 

[Adabiviak]

...although in retrospect, I can't believe she didn't think this'd be all over the Internet.

 

[Taboo]

Holy Shat!

And concerned mothers thought WOW was destroying the youth before?

 

[mortiz]

She may look bad, but there's always some desperate nerd on the internet that'll go after absolutely anything. Case and point. Although he could have gotten a better looking prostitute for cheaper and sold the gold over eBay or something.

 

[Steven]

If anyone ever see's a level 70 night elf druid on an epic flying mount in WoW, please tell me the server, lulz will be gauranted.

 

[theotherguy]

Isn't that....illegal somehow?

 

[Steven]

Actually she could have just got a private server, made a new char, gave it level 70 and added it to her inventory. I mean everyone would know she's the gm but jesus...

 

[mindless_moder]

She looks full bad.

nothing a couple of beer goggles couldnt fix..

 

[CptStern]

make that a keg and an eye poking stick and you might have a point




no

 

[Fliko]

I wouldn't hit that with a ****ing 10 foot piece of rebar.

QFT

 

[cheddarrr]

beeer and roofies woulda been better....

 

[Sulkdodds]

Hmm. Must try that.

*Dons woman mask*

 

[Seppo]

A girl who took in-game money to but an in-game thing is calling others failures ?

Amazing, let's hope they used protection because there is no way in hell I want every monstrosity the 2 of them would create being allowed to live.

but she is right. all those losers playing WoW will probably never get laid, and waste their lives trying to get that damn epic mount. She got both faster than those nerds can even open a can of cola.

 

[Maxi]

but she is right. all those losers playing WoW will probably never get laid, and waste their lives trying to get that damn epic mount. She got both faster than those nerds can even open a can of cola.

She is still technically a whore though.

 

[Ren.182]

She is still technically a whore though.

An ugly one at that. Sorry but she is

 

[2Fast4U]

She is still technically a whore though.

A happy whore with an epic bird and a new boyfriend. She F'ing wins.

 

[CptStern]

ya she's a winner all right ..getting laid by a fellow troglodyte doesnt make a person a winner ..any fool with enough coin can get laid ..I mean you could litterally be a stump: no arms and no legs and still get laid (it might entail a bit of extra work, but it's do-able)

no she definately should have a permanent "L" tattooed to her forehead ..and god is she ever ugly ..in that trailer trash, I married my cousin sort of way