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So I went to a strip club for the first time last night. I don't know why I had never gone to one before. I guess the entire concept of strippers just always made me depressed for some reason. Anyway, I finally went to one and I had a f*cking blast. I dropped 80 bucks on drinks and lap dances and now I'm typing with just about the worst hangover I've ever had. I had a good time though and now I'm officially a fan of strip clubs.

EDIT: I just found a pink garter belt in my pocket. Damn.
 
;( I want to go to one too. Couldn't have clicked the link to this thread any faster :E
 
Never really had a fancy to go to a strip club, dunno why. Maybe its the fact you cant take the girl home lol
 
pffft... i went to see a live sex show in amsterdam with a female friend of mine :)
 
[Matt] said:
pffft... i went to see a live sex show in amsterdam with a female friend of mine :)

lol couldn't you have just rented out a porno for the night?
 
My hands are very very smooth...
It makes pen spinning difficult.
 
Live sex shows aren't the same thing as a porno, your actually involved.
 
Oxygenetic said:
Live sex shows aren't the same thing as a porno, your actually involved.

Could be involved in a porno too if you film it yourself :)
 
ive never been to a strip club b/c im 17 (turnin 18 next month yay :bounce)

but can u have sex there or is that illegal and it is like prostituting??
 
johnnypoopoopant said:
ive never been to a strip club b/c im 17 (turnin 18 next month yay :bounce)

but can u have sex there or is that illegal and it is like prostituting??
I guess it depends in which country you are. Personnaly I would not have sex with a prostitute. I prefer to watch the girls strip and drink a lot of beer.
 
Lethal8472 said:
Damn America for not letting this kind of stuff here!
O.o. Perhaps it's your state or something.. but as far as I'm aware, Strip Clubs are (well not as much as restaurants or something) fairly common.

Hell, the old bowling alley here turned into a Strip Club when they built a new building and moved there. xD
 
Strip clubs may seem like a cool place to hang out, but they're just another sign of corruption of the western world. Strippers are nothing more than mass prostitutes if you ask me, get the hell outta them dirty places and socialise with real females.
 
Real females? lol that's funny cause the girls I know that are dancers, make a ton of money, live on their own, pretty well I might add (they make about 2k a week) and go to school on top of it all. The others still at home however, usually arent goin to school, have no job, and a lot of times blow what little money they do make on drugs or something stupid like that
 
So you think because these strippers have a lot of money and have their own houses that it makes them nice? They're still filth, and the only reason they have the money is because they're selling their dignity to lifeless pervs.
 
lePobz said:
So you think because these strippers have a lot of money and have their own houses that it makes them nice? They're still filth, and the only reason they have the money is because they're selling their dignity to lifeless pervs.
This is probally the first time I ever agreed with you.It's evil...thats what.
 
Stripping... I dunno. It's just so artificial. For every one exhibitionist girl, there are twenty there who just want a fast buck.

For that reason, it's about as sexy as an oil change. Where's the fun if the girl's not having fun?
 
lePobz said:
Strip clubs may seem like a cool place to hang out, but they're just another sign of corruption of the western world. Strippers are nothing more than mass prostitutes if you ask me, get the hell outta them dirty places and socialise with real females.
honestly, you are now my role model in at least one area..
 
Cant see whats wrong with stripping, hell if i had a body worth showing off, and getting paid for it ... that would be my job m8.

I visited alot of strip joint in my younger days (in Copenhagen), nothing like 2$ tequila and 2$ beers, served by naget women. Its a good way to start an evening before u hit the clubs.

(Shit remembering here, and laughing like hell) I remember a girl that served us often, her trick was to stand ontop of the bar naget, the crouch over the handel of the tap, and pooring a beer.

Many fine women their, women of great humor (some tragic cases also) ah memorys i wouldent do without! :cheers:
 
He, USA stripers suck, in Mexico you actually touch the girls on the lap dances, and after you can take them to a "private" sesion for 10 bucks.

I only go there once every 4 month. If you go to much it just prove you can't get a chick with out paying. I'd like to try the ones in europe, they must be good.
 
Hmm... a private session
with a ten dollar
mexican stripper...

You.. need.. help
You sick freak
 
Adrien C said:
He, USA stripers suck, in Mexico you actually touch the girls on the lap dances, and after you can take them to a "private" sesion for 10 bucks.

Man thats like using a community toothbrush...caked up nasties
 
Ikerous said:
Hmm... a private session
with a ten dollar
mexican stripper...

You.. need.. help
You sick freak

Don't think I'm crazy, you don't do the the girl, you just get to touch her for a while, I've only done it 1 or 2 times, don't think I'm one of those guys...
 
Itd be perfectly fine
If it wasnt a ten dollar
mexican stripper....
That just sounds...
Gross...
 
lePobz said:
Strip clubs may seem like a cool place to hang out, but they're just another sign of corruption of the western world. Strippers are nothing more than mass prostitutes if you ask me, get the hell outta them dirty places and socialise with real females.
I would agree with you if it weren't for the fact that in almost every society in history there have been strip clubs or something of the sort. So no its not just in the Western world and since we have had them since civilization basically began i'm not really sure if it constitutes as corruption either.
 
Ikerous said:
Itd be perfectly fine
If it wasnt a ten dollar
mexican stripper....
That just sounds...
Gross...
Dont you know the value of $10 is Mexico? We're talkin high class women here ;)
 
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