Mechagodzilla
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Keep in mind that we are talking about a guy who apparently bases his theology, to a large extent, on the movie Constantine (rated "46% - Rotten" according to rottentomatoes.com).
Putting the snark aside, how is it that any of you can understand his posts?
"Oh wait, who said god was to let everybody burn in hell?"
A:
God.
"Well, yeah, I just wanna test ya respect and want to know wether anyone of you is so convinced of a lack of god and subsequent punishment that he would actually dare comitting some sort of obscene blasphemy?"
A:
Blasphemy is easy; Jesus enjoys anal foreplay.
There you go, I commited blasphemy right there, with no ill effects.
"Are you really like that?"
A:
Not usually, but you asked me to blaspheme so I did.
"Are you just people who have lost their faith??"
A:
I have never had faith, but some folks here once did.
"Are you really people who just doubt his existence?"
A:
"Doubt" is putting things mildly.
"[Rant]"
A:
What?
"Why not listen to some old dusty book people have been reading for ages reaching over 2,000 years and more, instead of some mob of 'realists' who just screams 'Diz is all bullshit!'"
A:
Nobody here is screaming anything, but even this hypothetical flock of gangsta scientists is likely far more articulate than you could hope to be.
"'If there as a god, why doesn't he help out man w/ his miseries?' pose that question to yourself."
A:
There is no god. That was easy.
"Well, can't you just agree w/ me there is that 2,000 years book?!?"
A:
No; the bible is far older than just 2000 years old.
I hope that answers your questions.
Putting the snark aside, how is it that any of you can understand his posts?
"Oh wait, who said god was to let everybody burn in hell?"
A:
God.
"Well, yeah, I just wanna test ya respect and want to know wether anyone of you is so convinced of a lack of god and subsequent punishment that he would actually dare comitting some sort of obscene blasphemy?"
A:
Blasphemy is easy; Jesus enjoys anal foreplay.
There you go, I commited blasphemy right there, with no ill effects.
"Are you really like that?"
A:
Not usually, but you asked me to blaspheme so I did.
"Are you just people who have lost their faith??"
A:
I have never had faith, but some folks here once did.
"Are you really people who just doubt his existence?"
A:
"Doubt" is putting things mildly.
"[Rant]"
A:
What?
"Why not listen to some old dusty book people have been reading for ages reaching over 2,000 years and more, instead of some mob of 'realists' who just screams 'Diz is all bullshit!'"
A:
Nobody here is screaming anything, but even this hypothetical flock of gangsta scientists is likely far more articulate than you could hope to be.
"'If there as a god, why doesn't he help out man w/ his miseries?' pose that question to yourself."
A:
There is no god. That was easy.
"Well, can't you just agree w/ me there is that 2,000 years book?!?"
A:
No; the bible is far older than just 2000 years old.
I hope that answers your questions.