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I am really drunk and have done nothing stupid tonight.

Have you ever done anything ,when out of it that you really regret. You know that one moment when you think "I really wish I hadn't done that"
 
Well I don't remember much but I woke up one morning after being very drunk only to find all the hair on one side of my leg had been shaved off.

I guess it wasn't such a bad thing though since girls seemed to enjoy touching it. (the leg that is)
 
Well, when I was 8 years-old, I kinda cheated on my spelling test. The punishment was horrible compared to a puny and weak 8 year-old body. I really regreted cheating.
 
Qwert93 said:
Well, when I was 8 years-old, I kinda cheated on my spelling test. The punishment was horrible compared to a puny and weak 8 year-old body. I really regreted cheating.
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You cheated on a spelling test while DRUNK?! :p

When you wake up with your buddy's buddy's (yes, friend of a friend) expensive futon covered in puke...you go, "Ooops" then, "Ow, my head hurts a LOT"

Luckily it didn't get to the matress itself and after a few washings the cover was as good as new...and after 8+ hours my head was ok again.
 
AmishSlayer said:
You cheated on a spelling test while DRUNK?! :p

When you wake up with your buddy's buddy's (yes, friend of a friend) expensive futon covered in puke...you go, "Ooops" then, "Ow, my head hurts a LOT"

Luckily it didn't get to the matress itself and after a few washings the cover was as good as new...and after 8+ hours my head was ok again.
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I most certainly wasn't drunk! There's a law saying that people below 18 can't drink.

Anyway, what's a futon?
 
Can't think of anything stupid. Mainly because I've never been drunk :D Pretty sad when you think about it. I'm 20 in 6 months & have never been drunk :)
 
Qwert93 said:
I most certainly wasn't drunk! There's a law saying that people below 18 can't drink.

Anyway, what's a futon?
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A couch that's just one big matress pad sorta thing. You can convert the frame by just lifing on a couple handles so it's flat like a bed.

EDIT: Well there's a law here saying people below 21 can't drink...and that doesn't stop me.
 
Posting on a forum while drunk is a stupid thing to do :p
 
- Stole a toilet from a skip: Best. Beer trophy. Ever.
- Tried to head-butt a female friend of mine who could probably kick seven shades of sh*t out of me.
- Attempted to guide a lost Swedish man from Camden to... Er... I forget. Suffice to say, he didn't get there.
- Pulled a dude I knew in primary school (I must stress that this occurred many years after primary school)
- Posted on these forums <Sighs>


...and many, many more!
 
Breaking a keyboard from pressing too hard on it. Good thing it was the family computers crappy Keyboard, and not my good logitech one :D
 
I forget, but I woke up in a pool of my own gastrointestinal refuse and a door being rhythmically slammed into the side of my head, leaving my shit in ruin.
 
Fell asleep on a bridge dressed up as dracula, got unbelievably hammered, lost my keys and slept in the corridor, only to find my keys beside the toilet in the morning.
 
gh0st said:
I forget, but I woke up in a pool of my own gastrointestinal refuse and a door being rhythmically slammed into the side of my head, leaving my shit in ruin.
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:x

Well, this one time... on Computer camp... I put a linux cd into my windows computer :O
 
el Chi said:
<Applauds MUrray_H>
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A girl who lives in our bit (or used to, she's changed colleges) said to me on the bridge are you alright? I said yes, and I vaguely remembered this happening, and I described her to my mate as an old woman, and she wasn't too pleased

Some aftermath pics

http://img181.exs.cx/img181/2213/image0445tu.jpg

http://img59.exs.cx/img59/6411/image0450nd.jpg

http://img59.exs.cx/img59/6501/image0466hp.jpg

My hair is like that because I fell asleep flat on my face, and the makeup wouldn't come off properly for about a day :(
 
you're not drunk, when im drunk and typing it resembles this : omggh imd so fucekd amn shguifsa
 
My head is sore I apologies to anybody I offended last night
 
Just from reading those...I'm damn glad I don't drink.
 
I don't generally do anything stupid when im drunk I just feel ill. I actually do more stupid things when im not drunk. It's been a long time since I have got drunk however, last time was ... bad. So I decided not to drink but that went out the window the key is not to binge drink :p
 
getting so drunk my mates tied wy shoelaces together picked me up and threw me, what i didnt realise was they chucked me down a bank, i was rolling down i was tihnking what the **** ins tarted screaming cos i were gunna die!!

and this othertie i got so drunk i went for walk around the centre of town stumbling everywhere and walked past spoons and thought wtf?

and this other time i passed out in burger king

and this other time i passed out at a mates house so his bro decided to wake me up by putting the amp on my head turning it up real loud and banged down the guitar:p

Good times:p tho i normally end up soaked in beer and freezing cold

yep when i drink I get drunk! very drunk.... tis bad should stop but it a laugh and yea im living i know my limit so i dont go there
 
- Pulled a dude I knew in primary school (I must stress that this occurred many years after primary school)
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I'm trying to read this in a way that might make some sense. You 'pulled' another dude? Rather open commentary your making there.
 
Joims said:
getting so drunk my mates tied wy shoelaces together picked me up and threw me, what i didnt realise was they chucked me down a bank, i was rolling down i was tihnking what the **** ins tarted screaming cos i were gunna die!!

and this othertie i got so drunk i went for walk around the centre of town stumbling everywhere and walked past spoons and thought wtf?

and this other time i passed out in burger king

and this other time i passed out at a mates house so his bro decided to wake me up by putting the amp on my head turning it up real loud and banged down the guitar:p
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...and this one time, at band camp...


Calanen said:
I'm trying to read this in a way that might make some sense. You 'pulled' another dude? Rather open commentary your making there.
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Over here in Blighty, "pulled" is slang for "kissed", dear boy.
Suffice to say, I'd had a skin-full of red wine and beer. The best mixture of alcohol since vodka and anything.
 
Vodka Redbull >all

never een to band camp tho i went to Tae Kwon Do camp:) was shite did no taekwon do went swimming tho! i bought popcorn :)
 
Got shit-faced in the woods. Tried to walk home. Blacked out. Apparently walked around a house for 15 minutes. Right when the family inside was about to call the cops, I passed out in their garden. They put me in their corvette. I vomited in it twice. Spent the night in a hospital. Had scratches and bruises all over my body. In the morning, I was weak as Hell. I couldn't hold the giant tube I was supposed to piss into. I couldn't tie my shoes. Walking to the car nearly made me die.

Yeah, I'd say I regret that.

Everything else has been more minor.

-Had a conversation with a girl that I usually don't talk to on the tram home. I was pretty smashed, so I don't really remember what we talked about, but I do remember that we got on quite well. The next day, she blabbered about it to all her friends and I apparently said some embaressing stuff. I don't talk to that **** any more.

-Apparently (I say that because I don't remember) I tried to start a fight with one of my friend's German buddies. I was yelling at people, threatening, being a total cock. Later that night, I collapsed into some bushes and burst into tears from feeling like total shit. I called my friends and drunkenly rambled them (I don't remember that either) and they came to pick me up. They came and saw me laying across the tram tracks. They asked me what I was doing and I told them I was waiting for a tram to run me over. My plan was thwarted when they informed me that the trams stopped running at that hour.

-Numerous instances when I got drunk too early and then checked out the party right when it was getting started.

-Numerous male-out sessions with girls that I would never be caught sober with.

I'd remember more things if I wasn't so hung over right now. The only thing I regret from last night is lighting a cigarette backwards.
 
el Chi said:
Vodka = Pure, liquid evil
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I drink pure liquid evil? :O
It can't be so evil...I'd drank a bottle of vodka the night I found love :D


I drink far too much when I drink. I'm the perfect binge drinker. I drink a lot, not very often. When I drink, I do it to get drunk basically...

Well they do say the quiet ones are more prone to alcoholism.
 
Absinthe said:
Got shit-faced in the woods. Tried to walk home. Blacked out. Apparently walked around a house for 15 minutes. Right when the family inside was about to call the cops, I passed out in their garden. They put me in their corvette. I vomited in it twice. Spent the night in a hospital. Had scratches and bruises all over my body. In the morning, I was weak as Hell. I couldn't hold the giant tube I was supposed to piss into. I couldn't tie my shoes. Walking to the car nearly made me die.

Yeah, I'd say I regret that.

Everything else has been more minor.

-Had a conversation with a girl that I usually don't talk to on the tram home. I was pretty smashed, so I don't really remember what we talked about, but I do remember that we got on quite well. The next day, she blabbered about it to all her friends and I apparently said some embaressing stuff. I don't talk to that **** any more.

-Apparently (I say that because I don't remember) I tried to start a fight with one of my friend's German buddies. I was yelling at people, threatening, being a total cock. Later that night, I collapsed into some bushes and burst into tears from feeling like total shit. I called my friends and drunkenly rambled them (I don't remember that either) and they came to pick me up. They came and saw me laying across the tram tracks. They asked me what I was doing and I told them I was waiting for a tram to run me over. My plan was thwarted when they informed me that the trams stopped running at that hour.

-Numerous instances when I got drunk too early and then checked out the party right when it was getting started.

-Numerous male-out sessions with girls that I would never be caught sober with.

I'd remember more things if I wasn't so hung over right now. The only thing I regret from last night is lighting a cigarette backwards.
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lol, you live up to your name, :thumbs:
 
getting so drunk my mates tied wy shoelaces together picked me up and threw me, what i didnt realise was they chucked me down a bank, i was rolling down i was tihnking what the **** ins tarted screaming cos i were gunna die!!

and this othertie i got so drunk i went for walk around the centre of town stumbling everywhere and walked past spoons and thought wtf?

and this other time i passed out in burger king

and this other time i passed out at a mates house so his bro decided to wake me up by putting the amp on my head turning it up real loud and banged down the guitar

Good times tho i normally end up soaked in beer and freezing cold

yep when i drink I get drunk! very drunk.... tis bad should stop but it a laugh and yea im living i know my limit so i dont go there
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Your friends don't seem that nice :p
 
yeah they arent really that nice:p

i kinda dont go out with them nemore just one of them,
I know a few girls and one REally NIce one so to speak i go out with,

them :p

and yeah :) i want absinthe and wanna get Ratted on the s tuff, i spose im like Farlesparrow:) except i was drunk or out drinking 5 nights outa 8 :p last week then my parents decided to Lock me in house

I yeleld im drunk and i love it on bank holiday monday when some police were just down the road i was liek eep :)

Fun tho i am on first name basis with the best takeaway in bath :)
 
Last night i got drunk and threw a stool at a door at my friends house and it made a huge hole...now i have to pay for it :(
 
ALcohol makes me Crazy and stumble around and ultra talk able too :)

tho if i go past ma limit it isnt fun and i basically want to escape and pass out:p
 
i love Vodka and red bull, im off camping in 2 weeks, and thats what ill be drinking, oh baby..

might take some gin too. :D
 
baxter said:
Have you ever done anything ,when out of it that you really regret. You know that one moment when you think "I really wish I hadn't done that"
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I once bit a girl on the cheek, kinda hard, but not bleeding hard though. Then we made out o_O

She then called me the next day and I was like WTF who are you?

And she told me everything. And then I was like ..... ****..
 
One of my friends got drunk, and while he was walking home decided it would be a good idea to rest...This was in the winter. It was snowing, and he lay down on a bench. When he woke up some time later, he had about 2 inches of snow covering him. he almost didn't get up, but at least some rational thought must have stayed with him, because he rolled off the bench, and crawled to a house nearby where he knew someone. His hands were blue...litterally, they were not the right colour. He couldn't move most of his body for several hours.

Ive done some crazy stuff, but sadly I don't remember most of it and have to rely on friends to tell me about it.
 
One time at this girls house there was this drinking comp. going on.

Two participants each downed half a bottle of vodka. One was fine; the other promptly fell down the stairs into the bathroom, locked himself in, and proceeded to take a shit in the bath, and wipe his ass on flannel.

The aftermath had to be seen to be believed

EDIT: Kore, my own issues about vodka and red bull aside, do NOT get drunk on gin. The apres-wastage headache is a bitch.
 
Joims said:
except i was drunk or out drinking 5 nights outa 8 last week
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Either I'm mistaking this or you're incredible... 8 nights in a week eh :eek: ?! Gotta visit that country :D
 
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