stupid drunk actions

I can remember this once, I found a pig in the river so we carried it around in the street and left it in a pick up truck, the smell was horible.
Apart from that I've never been a drunk to do stupid shit, expet this once I passed out in the parking of a club, good think a good friend of mine braught me home. I have never gottne drunk after that time.
 
lol last week as in not this week it was around that week cos i was out on monday :p
 
u know u want to!

no one with think any les of you even if u do live in CHAVersham :p

would be interesting :p
 
Joims said:
u know u want to!

no one with think any les of you even if u do live in CHAVersham :p

would be interesting :p
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are you drunk right now?
 
I nearly got into a fight with Essex Cricketer, Darren Gough on Thursday night... :|
 
i've done impressions of fireworks whilst in a kebab shop drunk

raced someone and 'jumped' over a barrier, tripping over it landing on my ass

rang a girl i used to like up and made a wanker out of myself

was pushed, slipped and wacked me head on a pavement making it painful to eat when i sobered up

had a security guard on me college campus pick me up from a puddle of my own puke asking if he should ring someone for me

played drunken footy

there are many things i've done while drunk but i've not been able to drink for the past 4 or so months on what i think is because of being stupid with shots...be careful
 
why?
these times are fun, and no jangle im not drunk if my aprent shadnt decided to keep me in, otherswise i would be at a club with my girl right now on probs my 3rd jug.........
 
**** fun. :|

I rather have control of my mind then lose it to some drug or drink.
 
About 4 or 5 years ago, some mates and me used cans of WD40 as flamethrowers and attacked things on the street (namely bollards and street signs) ... they are still burnt to this day.

:(
 
Fair play to everyone who doesn't drink but - here's mine:

Halflife2.net does NOT in any way support CB's actions - don't do the same :)

Sleeping with a girl I'd known for all of 2 hours without a johnny on. [was fun though :p ]

Falling asleep on a bannister, if I moved 1 inch either way I'd have fallen 10 ft [Slept like a baby though]

Stealing a pub sign saying 'Phoenix Tavern Open For Buisness', lugging it halfway across town, only to have it taken off us ;(

Feeling up my best mate's current interest whilst absolutely battered.. big mistake

Taking a leak in a street only to have a cop car stop - and the policeman ask me my adress. At the time I could only think of two adresses - my real one, and 123 Fake Street ... :|

Doing stuff with my ex on a bench in the middle of town on Valentines day - verrry stupid :E

Running around Geneva's Red Light district jumping into brothels with a couple of mates - until I got dragged off by a prostitute and managed to get away, and we all fled off, being chased by a huge bouncer

There's others but I can't remember them right now ;(

I regret nearly all of those things: GO BOOZE!
 
u dont loose control of your mind, if u do u have drank waaaaaaay to much,

when im drunk i just have not as good judgement and have undeniable urges to pull Luckily my gal has the same totally trajic problem :p

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lol badger u feel better now dont ya! :hmph: :)
 
ComradeBadger said:
I regret nearly all of those things: GO BOOZE!
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Probably because this is the "stupid drunk actions" thread ... had it been the "awesome drunk actions" thread, you probably wouldn't regret so much :D
 
ComradeBadger said:
Falling asleep on a bannister, if I moved 1 inch either way I'd have fallen 10 ft [Slept like a baby though]
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Eeek! lol, bet that was fun waking up next morning...


ComradeBadger said:
Taking a leak in a street only to have a cop car stop - and the policeman ask me my adress. At the time I could only think of two adresses - my real one, and 123 Fake Street ... :|
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123 fake street ...

hahaha, :D Quality.
 
I heard something stupid from a friend a few days ago about something a drunk guy did :D He lived in Sweden & got drunk. Then he decided to take an airplane to... FLORIDA. To do what? Well he took a cup of coffee at some famous coffee bar. Then he flew home... THAT's pretty stupid :E Not to mention expensive coffee.
 
ComradeBadger said:
GO BOOZE!
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Amen!
By the way - like your new sig :cheers:

Don't think I posted this already - last saturday, I was drinking with a mate in the W. End and after closing time we decided to walk to Buckingham Palace.
We got there and there was a group of four people there who were all dressed up in '30s-'40s attire, one of whom was dressed as an admiral...
I can only remember two of their names: Viscount Rushen (the admiral) and Sir Aubrey McSomething-or-other
They told us the Pope had died, so we tried to have a minute of silence but I kept singing Auld Langs Syne (el Chi don't need no God-damn reason, foo'). The admiral kept slapping me with his hat, so I nicked it and then we got into a wee play-fight/wrestling match. In front of Buckingham Palace. It was a draw; we were surprisingly well matched.
A very odd night.

www.sheridanclub.co.uk - that's where those eccentrics congregate...
 
Staying at Wet N' Wild as long as possible naked. I managed to go down the vertical drop slide thing, and swim through the wave pool until some big black guy threw me into a wall and gave me a towel.
 
Qwert93 said:
I most certainly wasn't drunk! There's a law saying that people below 18 can't drink.

Anyway, what's a futon?
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You have to be 21 or older to drink i think? :LOL:
 
Woke up at four in the morning bare foot under an overpass about a mile away from the party I was at. No idea how I got there. I blacked out and woke up there. My feet were all cut up and covered in blood. Someone burned my shoes because apparently I was ranting and screaming and being a jackass. Cops came to my house the next day and I was freaking out, I thought I did something very bad when I was blacked out. He just returned my wallet which had apparently fallen out of my pocket and was found by an old man. It had approximately $300 cash and a $300 pay cheque in it. My girlfriend broke up with me because of this night but a week later we got back together (no one can resist me, no matter how much of an idiot I make myself to be :))
 
18 in britain but **** them ive been out pissing it up since i was 15!!! :p

and im still alive well and now my limits and believe myself to be someone who has an idea of what not to do when hes drunk ( like smoke 3 cigaretes at once )
 
drunk calling the ex girlfriends is always fun... Damn cell phone, I swear I hate it....
 
Innervision961 said:
drunk calling the ex girlfriends is always fun... Damn cell phone, I swear I hate it....
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Mmmmm, 'tis true that drunk people should not be allowed to make phone calls unless it's to cab companies.
 
No, don't do that even - I've phoned a cab firm at 12, trying to get a cab, trying to sound sober, only to have my mate reciting random bits of Pulp Fiction, and basically trying to sound like a huge crowd of people all pratting about.

We ended up sleeping at a kindly friend's house, and then walking a mile in a blizzard the next morning to the train station and blessed home...
 
ComradeBadger said:
No, don't do that even - I've phoned a cab firm at 12, trying to get a cab, trying to sound sober, only to have my mate reciting random bits of Pulp Fiction, and basically trying to sound like a huge crowd of people all pratting about.

We ended up sleeping at a kindly friend's house, and then walking a mile in a blizzard the next morning to the train station and blessed home...
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lol i find it hard to believe you've never done worse... :LOL:
*cough* new years *cough*
 
Which one? New Year's 03-04 I ran across a row of BMWs and Mercedes, smashed a bottle of Stella against a wall and poured beer in a pond...

New Year's 04-05 I got with some girl who had a boyfriend - and I knew she had one too...

Plenty more where those came from :E
 
Keep up the couple splitting, you seem to be good at it...and the cheek to call you Hopeless Hal...
Plenty more coming the the future...everyone hide your gf's

Last time i was stupid, i stuck a fork in my eye, it hurt, im not gonna lie, and i wont do it again. Thankfully it wasnt too hard, it just bled a bit :thumbs: Dont try it :D
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Last time i was stupid, i stuck a fork in my eye, it hurt, im not gonna lie, and i wont do it again. Thankfully it wasnt too hard, it just bled a bit :thumbs: Dont try it :D
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I love you, Glenn.
 
If you're sure...

I got asked by this girl's mate (I quite liked the girl in question) what I thought of her - now see, I was tottalled - so I thought I'll be clever and say 'Yea, she's cool, but I'm a bit too drunk' ... so for some reason she comes over and starts talking.. and I just wanna pass out and die.. so I go 'Hiya.. I'm a little too drunk right now.. but I'd be happy to chat tomorrow or something..' and she's like 'It's ok' and starts touching my leg.. coming on a bit too strong for my likes, especially when the urge to keel over was building.. so I say 'Look, seriously, **** off, I'm gonna sleep here' and she storms off :p

I took a nice nap, and apologised the next time I saw her. We cool now.


Want more? I still got loads :p
 
qckbeam said:
Why do you refuse to profess your love to me in public? ;(
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Because you don't do dumb stuff like prod yourself with cuttlery.
Until that day, our sordid liasons will remain behind closed doors where they belong.
 
ComradeBadger said:
If you're sure...

I got asked by this girl's mate (I quite liked the girl in question) what I thought of her - now see, I was tottalled - so I thought I'll be clever and say 'Yea, she's cool, but I'm a bit too drunk' ... so for some reason she comes over and starts talking.. and I just wanna pass out and die.. so I go 'Hiya.. I'm a little too drunk right now.. but I'd be happy to chat tomorrow or something..' and she's like 'It's ok' and starts touching my leg.. coming on a bit too strong for my likes, especially when the urge to keel over was building.. so I say 'Look, seriously, **** off, I'm gonna sleep here' and she storms off :p

I took a nice nap, and apologised the next time I saw her. We cool now.


Want more? I still got loads :p
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So, did you date her? Or just talk to her? Not that I'm nosey.
 
Heh this was a few weeks ago - plan to perhaps talk to her/try in on with her at next party.. :)

Nah it's cool :)


Anyone interested in knowing why I'm banned from Whitstable Sainsburys?
 
Was that the one where you got caught drinking in there and they chucked you out?
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
This one time...I was sick.

Thats it basically. I'm really not a beer person.
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Come on Farrow, you'd have the most interesting stories ever about when you're drunk. :thumbs:
 
Well I was chatted up by a gay man once...that was weird.

I dunno I've got stories its just an effort to write them down.
 
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