Stupid f**king pikee/townie/chav SCUM Taking over the UK

Well, when someone drops a chocolate rapper, it doesn't automatically mean that the police miss a mugger...but then I don't live in London, so perhaps when chocolate rappers head downwards, muggers go on the rampage. :D

In Singapore you can't chew chewing gum in public can you? I can understand that it makes a mess when you throw it away, but not being allowed to have it is a bit harsh.
 
Yeah in London gangs are organised enough that they use the old chocolate wrapper dropping as a decoy whilst the rest of them go and rob a bank.
 
Somethings got to be done about these chavs, they congregate on town centres and make them 'bad areas' to go, when all you want to go is head down the pub with your mates, havea few beers and go home again - in peace. These losers jmake that impossible, you have to watch your back now for fear of mugging and it's not even that, i know people who have been beaten up just for the sake of being beaten.. and its not by one person, they are too pussy for that. Its all there mates too, 10+ people on one.
The ASBO's being given out by the courts are helping aswell as the new powers the police have to stop groups loitering but these arseholes just meetup somewhere else and the problem just moves on.

Im thinking if the government stopped promoting University and started promoting Apprentaships in schools for manual labour and lowered the child benefit then these people would get jobs and not have as many kids. As it is they can afford to have kids and live in council estates which they don't care about and destroy. Making life hell for everyone else.
 
oldagerocker said:
Im thinking if the government stopped promoting University and started promoting Apprentaships in schools for manual labour ...
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That's not a bad idea at all. I think promoting university is a Good Thing, because it can better equip people for whatever jobs - it's just a Good Thing in general. But for those who aren't going to get the grades it's all much of a muchness so promoting GNVQs or, as you said, apprenticeships more heavily from secondary school upwards might encourage them to have something else, something practical, to work for.
Damn good idea...
 
el Chi said:
That's not a bad idea at all. I think promoting university is a Good Thing, because it can better equip people for whatever jobs - it's just a Good Thing in general. But for those who aren't going to get the grades it's all much of a muchness so promoting GNVQs or, as you said, apprenticeships more heavily from secondary school upwards might encourage them to have something else, something practical, to work for.
Damn good idea...
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they should give the Isle of Mann to Kev's and Sharon's, then they can all bugger off there, 1 week later you'd probably find half the population had gone due to stabbing's.
 
townies piss me off no end.

just ignore em. where i go to university (cowley/uxbridge) it's townie central. they're the rednecks of the UK, but there's nothing much that can be done about it. so leave em to it.

although my university is in a townie area, there are very few townies actually studying there...mainly because your average townie doesn't have the intelligence to attend university, and cannot afford it either.

never had a problem with muggings/beating up/threads etc, especially not from townies.

as for promoting universities, i think it's a good thing like el Chi said. university brings out all your talents, as well as bringing out all your inadequacies. it does prepare you for a better life, and it's quite obvious to differentiate two people (one having been to uni, the other not). anyway, most universities are just pubs, with a lecture hall attached.



*runs off to prey on unsuspecting freshers* :naughty: :cheers:
 
I hate them. I really do. A bunch of THIRTEEN year olds were hanging around a park near me, smoking. So what do I do? I walk right through the middle of them, and they actually made no attempt to move! :O Even when Im twice their size and I play rugby :p

Im gonna take my bike to school tomorrow, if they dont get out of the way then its gonna be their fault they have broken legs.

:cheers:
 
I thought i was going to townie central - portsmouth. lol. I doubt they'll bother the students though or hang around student area's, i have a nice house in a student area and last time i went there i didnt see any chavs.
The problem is the chavs dont know about apprentaships and things, they have to go to school where they dont want to be, if they were pointed out by the system and their teaching targeted towards manual work, they have something to aspire to. Once people get work they become more mature in general anyway, hopefully the teenage rebellion phase which overspills into pikeydom wouldnt overspill.

And Dedalus... you leave us freshers alone :p
 
el Chi said:
I love the fact that the superiority complex works both ways.
1. Scallies and townies think they're the best because they're doing the "popular" thing and that they're tough, cool etc.
2. Other people - mainly "alternative" people - think they're the best for pretty much the opposite reasons.
That said, I'm pretty much in the second camp (although it's not really fair to say that all scallies are tossers - most, yes, but not all). The main problem is the pugnacious machismo of "Wooo I'm harder than this person", especially if the other person isn't a scally or rude boy.
However this usually halts when they're not with their friends. Then they don't have anyone to show off to or, more importantly, back them up if they get into a fight. I love that because you just know that's the way, despite all their posing.
They're capable of the most stupid, pointless little things to try and prove their worth.
But then so do a lot of "alternative" people (ever notice how many of them claim to be bisexual?), it just all manifests itself in different ways.
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Heh yes, the alternate groups are'nt much better either but well in a different way. The best group to be in is team me! I feel that being an individual is very important, have your own views and dont try and copy everyone you meet. Everyone seems to be the same as the next person now, there aren't enough unique personalities in society. And this being 'ard thing occurs in most male group and you know it. But the chavs are the elite group for being well 'ard :p. Yes the male (mainly) social system is still very primitive, the less 'ard people such as gamers, skaters/stoners and the "poet and acting camp gang" :p are the lesser people, then there are the "regular" people who perhaps play some football and lunch time and wear semi fashionable to fashionable clothing then there are the cool kids who have to be a member of a football team usually and always wear the hip clothes and listen to rap all day. And of course there are the chavs however there are not chavs in my school so i cant really relate
 
Fat Tony! said:
Heh yes, the alternate groups are'nt much better either but well in a different way. The best group to be in is team me! I feel that being an individual is very important, have your own views and dont try and copy everyone you meet. Everyone seems to be the same as the next person now, there aren't enough unique personalities in society. And this being 'ard thing occurs in most male group and you know it. But the chavs are the elite group for being well 'ard :p. Yes the male (mainly) social system is still very primitive, the less 'ard people such as gamers, skaters/stoners and the "poet and acting camp gang" :p are the lesser people, then there are the "regular" people who perhaps play some football and lunch time and wear semi fashionable to fashionable clothing then there are the cool kids who have to be a member of a football team usually and always wear the hip clothes and listen to rap all day. And of course there are the chavs however there are not chavs in my school so i cant really relate
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Yeah I love the whole Goth
"I'm really individual!" But you're wearing all the same black stuff and silly make-up and hair dye as everyone else...
"Don't judge me!" But you judge everyone else...
"God my life is so messed up!" But you're from a stable loving middle class background...

Then there's the:"God townies are so violent." Maybe, but then you rave about how you went skitz in a Puddle of Mudd mosh pit and hurt people. Shut up.

And then the "bisexuals" who're just pretending so they can be different. "Artschool Bisexual" is a great term for it.

It's just to add some balance
 
Fat Tony! said:
Heh yes, the alternate groups are'nt much better either but well in a different way. The best group to be in is team me! I feel that being an individual is very important, have your own views and dont try and copy everyone you meet. Everyone seems to be the same as the next person now, there aren't enough unique personalities in society. And this being 'ard thing occurs in most male group and you know it. But the chavs are the elite group for being well 'ard :p. Yes the male (mainly) social system is still very primitive, the less 'ard people such as gamers, skaters/stoners and the "poet and acting camp gang" :p are the lesser people, then there are the "regular" people who perhaps play some football and lunch time and wear semi fashionable to fashionable clothing then there are the cool kids who have to be a member of a football team usually and always wear the hip clothes and listen to rap all day. And of course there are the chavs however there are not chavs in my school so i cant really relate
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What group am I in Ben? :E

And we don't have chavs.. and I honestly like most of the sixth form tbh :)
 
isnt it rare that chav's stay chav's past the age of 18 or sumthin..?
 
JiMmEh said:
Well, here in London, it seems we're being overrun by little arrogant self-centred twats. Whatever you call em, bazzas, pikees, townies, chavvies, hoodrats - WHATEVER they're complete scum.

I really can't believe some of the plebs I see day in day out. They go around, vandalise every single thing they see, graffiti over everything, the floor, walls - smash bus shelters in, and I'm just sick of the little runts. Pretty much, they make England (at least kent ;P) a shithole to live in - I've the twats constantly go trying to mug people - one little f**ker who looked about 12 came up to me and a mate of mine and demanded our phones! I mean, comon - We're both at least twice his height and he starts squaring up to us as he wanted a fight? I mean what the f**k?

Then you get the gangs that tend to go around with their heads up there damn arses, thinking they are somehow "better" or "superior" than anyone else. Blimey, I quite honestly wouldn't mind putting a bullet in some of their heads.

So, now thats off my chest - anyone else like to express their rage for these complete arses?
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watch your mouth small dick :O :devil:

one day you gone get :sniper: right between your eyes.
 
Gorgon said:
watch your mouth small dick :O :devil:

one day you gone get :sniper: right between your eyes.
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Oh so your a chav then? :p I was thinking after I posted there must be some chavs around here on these here boards. :cool:
 
JiMmEh said:
Oh so your a chav then? :p I was thinking after I posted there must be some chavs around here on these here boards. :cool:
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NO, :) I am not !!

But I have friends who are mix of all the things you v3 mentioned.

for more info visit: www.chavscum.co.uk
 
Hehe, well - glad to hear your no damn chav, but that reminds me - I saw an old mate from school I used to hang around with the other day. All I can say is..oh dear. He is probably the biggest chav I've ever seen nowadays, he dresses like those 12-year olds - about as alert as a dead hamster - and the way he spoke all most made me laugh out loud when we bumped into eachother. I can see how kids can actually latch on to this who townie craze thing, but what annoys me most is the wang'as who never actually grow out of it - the ones who are about 25 who act and look the same as them - just with a deep voice and beard.
 
hehe - yeh i watched those two movies - absolutely f**king hilarious heh. "You don't know big andy? You f**king gay"
 
I would comment on this...but all the english slang is confusing me. :rolling:
 
JiMmEh said:
Well, here in London, it seems we're being overrun by little arrogant self-centred twats. Whatever you call em, bazzas, pikees, townies, chavvies, hoodrats - WHATEVER they're complete scum.

I really can't believe some of the plebs I see day in day out. They go around, vandalise every single thing they see, graffiti over everything, the floor, walls - smash bus shelters in, and I'm just sick of the little runts. Pretty much, they make England (at least kent ;P) a shithole to live in - I've the twats constantly go trying to mug people - one little f**ker who looked about 12 came up to me and a mate of mine and demanded our phones! I mean, comon - We're both at least twice his height and he starts squaring up to us as he wanted a fight? I mean what the f**k?

Then you get the gangs that tend to go around with their heads up there damn arses, thinking they are somehow "better" or "superior" than anyone else. Blimey, I quite honestly wouldn't mind putting a bullet in some of their heads.

So, now thats off my chest - anyone else like to express their rage for these complete arses?
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Those kids just deserve a swift kick in the nuts.
 
Lethal8472 said:
I would comment on this...but all the english slang is confusing me. :rolling:
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You know you love it really :LOL:
 
clarky003 said:
isnt it rare that chav's stay chav's past the age of 18 or sumthin..?
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Yeah after 18 we call them, inhabitants of the criminal housing establishment...or prisoners.

:O


Actually a lot of people don't stay the same, but they mature into something else. Either they "grow up" and become a more 'normal' member of the public or they become much much worse.
 
JiMmEh said:
Hehe, well - glad to hear your no damn chav, but that reminds me - I saw an old mate from school I used to hang around with the other day. All I can say is..oh dear. He is probably the biggest chav I've ever seen nowadays, he dresses like those 12-year olds - about as alert as a dead hamster - and the way he spoke all most made me laugh out loud when we bumped into eachother. I can see how kids can actually latch on to this who townie craze thing, but what annoys me most is the wang'as who never actually grow out of it - the ones who are about 25 who act and look the same as them - just with a deep voice and beard.
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I completely agree with you. In my university, around 20-30% of the students are chav.

When you start chatting with them they just keep saying things that even the best English (speaker/writer) wouldn't understand, Basically they chatt bullshit. There are around 20 students in my group and 6 of them are chavs.
:sniper:
 
Gorgon said:
I completely agree with you. In my university, around 20-30% of the students are chav.
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You get chavs are university?! i know labour wanted lots of kids into Uni, but they can't have made it that easy to get in, surely? :frown:
 
clarky003 said:
isnt it rare that chav's stay chav's past the age of 18 or sumthin..?
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Sadly, no. It's like an advanced stage; from maggot to moth.
 
oldagerocker said:
You get chavs are university?! i know labour wanted lots of kids into Uni, but they can't have made it that easy to get in, surely? :frown:
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A big part of that is the old polytechnics now calling themselves unis. The courses they do that are meant to equal regular uni courses are generally sub standard.
 
obviously there's only one thing you can do, stomp as many of them into the ground as you can. eventually they'll learn. and if not itll sure be a lot more fun having them around!
 
Wraith said:
obviously there's only one thing you can do, stomp as many of them into the ground as you can. eventually they'll learn. and if not itll sure be a lot more fun having them around!
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Unless they return about half an hour later, in double the numbers, with cricket bats. Like one unfortunate night at a cricket club...
 
KagePrototype said:
Unless they return about half an hour later, in double the numbers, with cricket bats. Like one unfortunate night at a cricket club...
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sure they wernt just the opposing team bringing the reserves with them for practice?
i didnt know chavs knew what cricket bats were...

chavs need to be packed off to the army, like that show on tv.. bad lads army? where they did 1950's style training... they just couldnt hack it... they didnt think they were that 'ard at the end of it. If they made it.
 
oldagerocker said:
sure they wernt just the opposing team bringing the reserves with them for practice?
i didnt know chavs knew what cricket bats were...
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Heh, well I doubt they do cricket matches at 10 to midnight during somoene's 50th birthday party. :p
 
Some of my relatives are 'chavs'. My cousin is 20 or 21 and she already has two kids, and her brother wears nothing but track suits. He's also inconsiderate and a bit of a dick. I'm not proud of this fact, but what can you do, they're family?

Actually come to think of it quite a lot of my family are townies. Luckily though my parents moved to a nice rural town before I was born.
 
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