Stupid lines in games

riomhaire said:
"They know I hate orange! They are doing it to get me!"
Or something like that.
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I think it's "The (refillers, something like that) know I hate orange! They are doing it on purpose!"
 
"I am the milkman, my milk is delicious." --- The Milkman



Haha, no... that line rocks!
 
AiM said:
"Some day... you will feed... on a TREE FROG!" :LOL:

To be fair, translations probably had a huge part in this but goddamn, you'd figure someone would say, 'hm... that doesn't sound right.'

Also, it's not necessarily a line but more of an opening intro, props to whoever guesses the game (not really hard though).

:cheers:
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Snake Eater ftw.

Playing Cold Winter, I was messing around with the ragdolls and stuff, and I blew all the limbs off of one with some silenced SMG until there was only a torso. I pushed it down a sloped street and literally lol'd when a guard crouched down and looked at it, said "Are you okay?". He stood up a few seconds later and walked off like nothing.
 
Remus said:
Come on did someone actually say that in Republic Commando?!
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Yeah! The guy with the green armour... the best character. He was the specialist slicer. He says it randomly while he is slicing something.
 
desperado's *shoots some person* *other guy runs over* "oh no, he ain't moving ... ... .. HE MUST BE ...... DEAD CALL THE SHERRIF!"
 
Sin: Episodes:
Cop: What is your destination?
Jessica: South corner of F*** and You.

Omfg, that was so retarded!
 
4 pages and not one mention of this immortal classic?

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not really stupid but when you shoot a soldier in fear in the bawls "OH MOTHER F*CKER!"
 
Oh yea, forgot about Far Cry Instincts, when you fight the big retard for the first time, when it's over your guy says "What's with the giant f*cking circus freak, with the big bucking arm?"

I laughed so damn hard.. I love it when they use swear words in insults in games, it makes me giggle.
 
Anything said by the mercs in Far Cry. Like: "You! In the shirt!"
 
Anything said by the Malkavian character in Vampire the Maquerade: Bloodlines.

And the peasants in Mount & Blade when they say

"I can't even afford a new pair of BOOTS!"
 
"I AM ERROR"
"DODONGO NO LIKE SMOKE"
"Hey, LISTEN!"

All from the Legend of Zelda series.
 
Zephos said:
But still, the game looks aweshens :)

All the bosses (I've encountered) in World of Warcraft have cheesy lines, made even cheesier by shite voice acting.
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TASTE THE FLAMES OF SULFURON!
 
There are boses in WoW? an they talk?

Must have missed something
 
Your general is under attack! Come! Come! Slay these Frostwolf Dogs.
 
^Hahah that reminds me.

C&C General - Zero Hour : "Face it general, you are no match for my lasers!!! Muahaha":LOL:
 
"We are taking heavy fire from the Germans!"
- Random Soldier, COD3

No shit asshole, we're right in the middle of it!
 
CoD3 was bbbbaaaddddd, just nothing new to it what so ever, couldn't even be arsed completing it!

Pro Evo 6 after beating top team in division 3-0:

Trevor Brooking: So would you say everything went to plan then Peter?

Peter Brackley: More or less yes but they have a couple of thing to work on though
 
Oh deary, deary me... I've only played one as well... that was CoD2... do you think this lack of CoDness has anything to do with our affinity for bac*ns?

Mabye it does...
 
"Get the dishes, cause you just got served!" - Jake, Advance Wars: Dual Strike.

God I hate that idiot.
 
Remus said:
^Hahah that reminds me.

C&C General - Zero Hour : "Face it general, you are no match for my lasers!!! Muahaha":LOL:
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"Suicide is NOT a stratagy, general" - Boss General
 
God, the generals in C&C pissed me off.

The best one was the air general, who was all like "Guess I better find an airline job..." when you kicked his ass with Suicide Cycles. And that wasn't really saying much.
 
I hate the damn superweapons general.
A: because she's the most annoying
B: because if you're GLA it's almost impossible to beat her without using SCUD storms.
 
anything from the sims :| " wah gooba gah gah haaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww!"
 
I found this Fallout Tactics quote kinda amusing:

"Picking a lock is kind of like picking your nose, if you're successful you are going to end up with some kind of reward."
 
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