Suicide or Run?

Which one?

  • Jail - I'll get built then rape everyone ELSE!

    Votes: 3 4.8%
  • Run - EEEEEEE!!!

    Votes: 52 82.5%
  • Suicide - I'm a bitch.

    Votes: 8 12.7%

  • Total voters
    63

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I got this idea from the Anthrax story, the guy killed himself after learning he was just about to be convicted for the attacks.

My scenario - You've done something so bad in the eyes of others, or so illegal (could have been for a good cause), the cops are after you, and in 3 days they will bust in your house with a SWAT team and take you in, and you know this will happen in exactly 3 days.

You have 3 choices:

1) Jail - You know for a fact you WILL get raped daily by a giant fat guy named Bubba, and your life will generally just be hell, and you will be in jail for the rest of your life, until the day you die.

2) Run - You will have to live the rest of your life, until the day you die using fake names, living on the run all the time. You'll have to steal, kill, etc. to get what you need to survive. And there IS still a chance you could get caught, then end up in choice 1.

3) Suicide - You just kill yourself and end it more quickly.


I'd personally run. I think I could deal with living the rest of my life on the run using fake names stealing, etc. Atleast you still have some freedom. And hey, maybe you could somehow get out of the country and live in China or Mexico or whatever.
 
If it was a "good" crime, I will confess my crime and hope for proper justice.

If it was a bad crime, something I did out of rage and passion, then I'd run.

I don't think I'd ever commit suicide unless I was on the throes of being imprisoned forever.
 
I'd run of course. It'd be exciting.

Yep! Exciting! Like a movie!

I'm going to go rob a series of banks right now!
 
That's not really a question. I'd take the third option in most scenarios.
 
I would take jail.

For one, its the right thing to do, and two, there is a chance of probation and appeal.
 
#2 is the fun way out. #1 is easy. #3 is just bleh.
 
If I knew what I did was wrong, and I was actually repentant, possibly jail. Probably suicide.

Otherwise, run. Or maybe face the music if there was some chance of lessening the sentence or avoiding jail altogether... but since that doesn't seem to be an option, run.
 
Run with C4 strapped to my chest. If they ever manage to chase me into a corner, I'm blowing myself up, prefferably with all those SWAT ****ers trying to restrain me.

Mmm, widows.
 
Well I'd run of course, but I'd almost always have some sort of weapon with me (preferably a gun) if at some point I am in such deep shit I feel I need to kill myself.
 
Become an hero. Actually, no, I'd run. Just like the guy in the fugitive. It's romantic and awesome.
 
I'd run, but then I'd get sick of hiding and would want to just suicide, but that would be lame and unhelpful to the world, so I'd just go around doing good deeds and being a superhero, then end up getting myself killed while trying to disrupt a bank robbery.
 
I would take jail.

For one, its the right thing to do, and two, there is a chance of probation and appeal.

I'm sorry but if I did something so horrible and illegal that I was on the run, turning myself in would not be the right thing to do...

heh
 
Going to jail, i would just own everyone. i sent most of them there, seeing as i do everything.
I dont run, i summon my chariot made out of the bones of heathens and drive like a bitch,
and if i commit suicide ill end up in my house with a bunch of hot women saying "oh god, whats with the bullet holes"
case closed.
 
suicide...even before pre-trial hearings
 
According to Aristotle, a country is the parent of its citizens. Therefore running away from the country's laws means betraying our country - parent. This will undoubtedly cause social insecurity and harm others in acts of robbery and other crimes that will be if one chooses to run away.

On another perspective, social morality values and self preservation are in conflict with each other. Using the hierarchy conflict-solving method. social morality values which is higher than self preservation should be considered first. Thus, running away and suicide would be wrong.

However looking back to the fact that my asshole would be widened by some giant fat dude on a daily basis....

"Run mutha***ka!"
 
*presses ~, types in /kill and hits enter*
 
Run with C4 strapped to my chest. If they ever manage to chase me into a corner, I'm blowing myself up, prefferably with all those SWAT ****ers trying to restrain me.

Mmm, widows.
They'd just shoot you down, then detonate your corpse from afar and watch the crimson showers and gibs fly. There'd be Cougar man pieces everywhere.
 
Unless he concealed them under his coat?
 
There's an incredibly small number of scenarios desperate enough to warrant suicide, and this is not one of them. I chose Run - I'm hardly one to turn down a little excitement :D
 
I would choose to Run.
Take a bus and run to some taiga.And live there for some years.
I would build a house and buy a satellite Internet.And whoever would want to meet me,he will have to find me in my forest.
Bears and snakes are better than some people,btw.
 
I meant to click run, but hit suicide. :( But yeah, I'd run my ass off.
 
Run. But...
Towards them
Who would see that coming? never know. they might be blind.
 
if i have a chance id run but if i didnt id kill myself
 
Run
Actually i think i already have a plan
 
/me runs like the wind...
 
You will have to live the rest of your life, until the day you die using fake names

You can die from the use of a fake name? GOOD GOD! We need to close this forum down, so less people will get infected!

But no, I'd take the noble way out, mainly because if I did something that bad I'd kill myself whether people were coming to get me or not.
 
Despite the fact that absolutely none of us know what we would do, I chose run.
 
Run.


If the goverment is chasing me, out of all people, then there is something wrong with the goverment. :p
 
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