Sunflower Seeds & A Childs Smile

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It was around 8PM this evening that I started craving sunflower seeds. Being as there was a Walgreens Pharmacy about a 1/4 mile away, I hopped in the car & went to buy some. See, not all sunflower seeds are created equal as any chewer will know. As a general rule of thumb, the bigger the seed, the better. David brand of seeds more or less sucks, as their seeds are small & way over salted. 10 mins after eating David brand seeds & your mouth is gonna be puckered from all the salt. Jumbo brand are better, as their seeds tend to be bigger & they do a better job roasting. Walgreen sells a 1LB bag of seeds by a company called "Deerfield Farms." Comes in a purple bag. Well their seeds are excellent. Perfectly roasted, just the right amount of salt & their seeds are big. As luck would have it there was one bag left which I eagerly grabbed & headed to the register.

As I walked to the exit, I saw an elderly woman outside about to walk in, her husband close behind. As I held the door open, the elderly lady gave me a wizened smile, which I returned. Her husband looked to be about 150 years old. A small bald head with big dumbo ears jutting out from both sides of his head & more wrinkles than... well... more wrinkles than you would think an old man would have. He smiled at me as well as he passed. As I started to walk out, I happened to glance down & stopped dead in my tracks. Partially hidden by the old mans legs, was this tiny cute blond haired girl who looked no older than 4 years old. She was wearing a colorful one piece child's jammy. As she was passing me, she looked up at me since I was still holding the door open at this time. As soon as her eyes met mine, she smiled at me. Her smile was angelic. The pure happyness that I saw reflected in her face as she smiled at me was profound. In an instant, I felt light hearted. I have never felt such power in a smile before & at the risk of sounding silly or corney, I will admit that I am happy to have been there & to have had her smile at me like she did. Even now, hours later, I still have a smile on my face.

Just thought I would share that...

-MRG
 
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Being as there was a Walgreens Pharmacy about a 1/4 mile away, I hopped in the car & went to buy some.
JEZUS, YOU LAZY BASTARD!!

-dodo

edit: 400 meters down the road, you take a car. /facepalm
 
Americans drive everywhere. Often they don't even have pavements.
 
Americans drive everywhere. Often they don't even have pavements.
Yeah but 400 meters, come on!
I think i just realized why they have so many fat people. : /

It wouldnt suprise me if they checked there postbox using a car... you know, its atleast 6 meters down the driveway, might aswell just roll down there.

-dodo
 
I saw 'sunflower seeds' and my mind shut down. I don't even care about that smile and the little girl and the warmth and cuteness that blessed your heart. I'm not even angry you didn't walk 400 meters. I WANT SUNFLOWER SEEDS. I WANT TO EAT SUNFLOWER SEEDS.
 
I only sell bags of the mofos for pet birds.

How do they taste?
 
lol : D

...shit i feel the urge to eat sunfloor seeds aswell now ... >: [ DAMN YOU MRG!

-dodo
 
She was wearing a colorful one piece child's jammy. As she was passing me, she looked up at me since I was still holding the door open at this time. As soon as her eyes met mine, she smiled at me. Her smile was angelic. The pure happyness that I saw reflected in her face as she smiled at me was profound.

She obviously wants you... do you have a basement?

-dodo
 
must have been maddie. 150 year old rapist.
 
She obviously wants you... do you have a basement?

-dodo

You sick, twisted little man. You have my sympathies......

BTW, i'm eating some of the seeds as I type this... Quite good.

As for the distance, perhaps it was further away than a 1/4 mile, though probably not by much.

-MRG
 
Wow. Gold?


Totally expecting a new member to offer WoW gold right ... about ... now.
 
Ease up, the thought of sexually abusing her only slipped into his mind for a moment, and by a moment I mean persisted for several hours afterwards.
 
Dude, the deerfield seeds at my walgreens were recalled off the shelves to test for salmonella.
 
Cashew nuts > sunflower seeds > sex

Cashews and pistachios... as well as macadamia nuts but I rarely have those as they are so expensive.

Best nuts in the world.

Yes, even better than yours, poster who thinks he's clever.
 
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