Super-Sped AIM Prank!! (I got bored...)

[Teta_Bonita]

I was bored, so I decided to bother this pale goth chick I dont really know named Cagney (I dont have a pic, but she kinda looks like this). This time, I chose the "Retarded Norwegian ice-fisherman" technique. (no offence to any Norwegians here *ahem*) Anyway, here is the result:

tetabonita89: Many greetings friend from Sven of Norway!
x dark fire 911x: ...Hi?
tetabonita89: How doing are this morning you?
tetabonita89:
tetabonita89: I have learned the usage of happy pictures! see?
x dark fire 911x: What?
tetabonita89: Do you understand not my English? many apologies.
tetabonita89: English spoken nativly in the country of my home not it is.
x dark fire 911x: You're sooo weird.
tetabonita89: Well if you think you are better in your country because I posses dificulties in communicating language of your home then you are big dumb-dumb head! :flame:
x dark fire 911x: I didn't say anything!
tetabonita89: Many apologies, friend. I did not mean to be jerky walrus.
x dark fire 911x: Riiiight.
tetabonita89: Thank you friend!
tetabonita89: Do you posses the desire of knowledge from my homeland?
tetabonita89: I will tell you!
x dark fire 911x: Okay?
x dark fire 911x: What are you typing that's so long?
tetabonita89: I am going to tell you of the many wonders of my homeland!
x dark fire 911x: ...Why?
tetabonita89: Because they contain much interestingness for americans like yourself to hear!
x dark fire 911x: ...Yeah... I'm so interested...
tetabonita89: Good I am pleased to hear this, friend! I shall now tell you of Norway!
tetabonita89: In country of my home many large ice-fiedls there are. Every next past friday, or smüglefargenmajizzers as it is called in Norway, myself I and Bjorne travel outside to perform ice-fishing for tasty fükuresulf fish! Afterwards that, myself I and Bjorne go back to the tundra-shelter and make delicious fükuresulf pie!
x dark fire 911x: ...Cool?
tetabonita89: Yes in country of my homeland the temperature is somtimes -200 celsius!
x dark fire 911x: Wooo.
tetabonita89: But on cold day sometimes it become -600 celsius!
x dark fire 911x: Awesome.. I guess.
tetabonita89: You should make traveling plans for hot sexy vacation in Norway!
tetabonita89: You could meet I myself and Bjorn and we could go ice-fishing together with ourselves!
tetabonita89: That would bring much happiness with smiling!
x dark fire 911x: Sure.
tetabonita89: Bjürphlem!
x dark fire 911x: ...
tetabonita89: That is language of Norway for exitement with happiness!
x dark fire 911x: Right..
tetabonita89: Indeed I am right, friend!
tetabonita89: I have smiling on face now! see?
x dark fire 911x: Cool.
tetabonita89: Yes I have told many times of cool in country of Norway. Remember?
tetabonita89: Do you enjoy the tasty eating of fükuresulf pie in America?
tetabonita89: Hello friend do you have alertness of the question I am communicating for this conversation at this moment?
x dark fire 911x: What?
tetabonita89: I wish ask you about America!
tetabonita89: Do you enjoy the tasty eating of fükuresulf pie in America?
x dark fire 911x: I dunno what you're talking about.
tetabonita89: fükuresulf pie!!!!
tetabonita89: Have you not experienced the joys and happynesses that are fükuresulf pie?! :O
x dark fire 911x: ...?
tetabonita89: I feel much pitty with sadness for you, friend.
tetabonita89: Fükuresulf pie is most delicious treat in all Norway!
x dark fire 911x: Who is this really?
tetabonita89: Your are communicating on the internets with Sven the ice-fisherman! remember friend?
x dark fire 911x: Really? Joe said you were at the football game. You're tall and you were wearing a hat? Which doesn't really help... But it's Joe.. so.. Yeah.
tetabonita89: ...
tetabonita89: o cock
tetabonita89 signed off

Quick, now everybody start bothering x dark fire 911x. GO GO GO!

 

[Glirk Dient]

I am messaging her now...she is slow and it's not as fun as I thought it would be. All I am getting are one word responses. She is dumb and should fall down the stairs.

Glirk2: Hello friend!
Glirk2: I am friend of Sven from Norway!
Glirk2: Like you go walrus hunting with us?
x dark fire 911x: Right..
Glirk2: right is not an answer!
Glirk2: do you wish not to walrus hunt with us?

And she stopped talking to me. We should find someone better to mess with. Someone who is gullible and can type more than 1 word answers.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

And she stopped talking to me. We should find someone better to mess with. Someone who is gullible and can type more than 1 word answers.

Ya I know, she isn't very fun to prank, but pranking pale goth people is fun on its own right.
Anyway, I know a few other people we could mess with, but I dont know there AIM adresses right now.

 

[Ennui]

This is stupid and we're not going to have a thread dedicated to harrassing someone on AIM.