Survivor: We're racially diverse! stupid but racially diverse!!!

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...because in Survivor: Cook Islands we're separating the races and they'll be competeing against other races. It's Black vs Yellow vs brown(ish) vs white (pink)


hmmm let's see, the blacks will pwn everyone in physical (especially running, jumping, hiding), the Asians will pwn everyone in mathematics/protestor beatings, the Hispanics will spend their time basking in the sun while the blacks do all the work, and the white people will look uncomfortable having to deal with so many non-white people

racial diversity FTMFW

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14484194/


well at least they're trying to be a more of a "reality" show by separating the races ..as it is in RL


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The hispanics will wtfpwn in Housewife Beating. You just watch.
 
I'm sure there's a token black guy hiding somewhere amongst the whites :E
 
Goddamn, it's nice to finally see reality shows come around. For years I've always hated them, but now they're onto something. Televised race wars ... this is bound to be at least somewhat entertaining. Here's hoping one of the whites says something stupidly racist and gets a riot going.

For the next one they should let us vote for our race representatives. I want to see Klan vs. Panthers!
 
smwScott said:
Goddamn, it's nice to finally see reality shows come around. For years I've always hated them, but now they're onto something. Televised race wars ... this is bound to be at least somewhat entertaining. Here's hoping one of the whites says something stupidly racist and gets a riot going.

For the next one they should let us vote for our race representatives. I want to see Klan vs. Panthers!
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That is so wrong but so funny. Yet so wrong!
 
CptStern said:
hmmm let's see, the blacks will pwn everyone in physical (especially running, jumping, hiding), the Asians will pwn everyone in mathematics/protestor beatings, the Hispanics will spend their time basking in the sun while the blacks do all the work, and the white people will look uncomfortable having to deal with so many non-white people
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please tell me that was a joke. it was though wasn't it? it's hard to tell over text.
 
So they're going to intentionally breed racism between the teams? Well, it's what's going to happen since each team obviously won't like the opposing teams, and if the opposing teams are all of one race they're going be racist.
 
didn't*

and he didn't say he was joking, he just said they weren't his views. i was just wondering if they were origionally intended to be a joke.

also i got told off for using big text.
 
You know they're gonna pick the redneck white guy/s and the gansta black guy/s.

This is gonna be awesome. :cheers:
 
LOL, and this after last night's Prison Break... which is probably gonna turn out more civil than this.
 
Sooner or later, the remaining will merge remember...
 
*Prays for the most stereotypical people imaginable*
 
Yeesh, what's next, "Survivor: Gays vs. Straights?"
 
StardogChampion said:
I only see 2 black people in that picture.
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You can barely tell from the low quality picture, but I think they might already be split in that photo.

Back row, right-most 5 would be the blacks.
Front row, right-most 5 would be the Asians.
Back row, left-most 5 would be the Hispanics.
Front row, left-most 5 would be the whites.

...I think.
 
fat pig and waste of skin Rush Limbaugh had this to say about the show:

Rush Limbaugh said:
if they [Hispanics] start fighting for supremacy amongst themselves, that could lead to problems. But our early money is on them anyway, because these people have shown a remarkable ability, ladies and gentlemen, to cross borders, boundaries -- they get anywhere they want to go. They can do it without water for a long time. They don't get apprehended, and they will do things other people won't do. ....

The Asian -- the Asian-American tribe probably will outsmart everybody, but will that help them in the ultimate survival contest? Intelligence is one thing, but raw, native understanding of the land and so forth -- this is probably why the Native Americans were excluded, because they were at one with the land here, and they probably would have an unfair advantage.

The African-American tribe, tough to handicap on this one, because you just -- it's -- it's -- there are many characteristics here that you would think give them the lead and the heads up in terms of skill and athleticism and so forth.

We're speculating among ourselves that if the white tribe behaves as it historically has, they will bring along vials of diseases; they will end up oppressing the other groups; they will deny them benefits; deny them their property, steal it from them, and you know, put them on some kind of a benefit program. The white tribe put everybody else on some kind of benefit program, but the benefit program, of course, will not be enough
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interesting reading ..a caller calls him on his apparent racism and he cuts him off

http://mediamatters.org/items/200608240003

go pop some pills you sorry excuse for a human being
 
I have a dream, that one we would not be judged by the color of our skin but by our people put into racial groups and competing against each other on prime time television.
 
I really hope this takes off. I want to see a Racial Olympics every four years, where the same races win the same contests every time. Imagine starting a basketball team and not being able to recruit any black people... Or having to only recruit blacks for a swimming team... Or a hockey team with no whites... Or a StarCraft team with no Koreans...

And Stern, you do realize what the purpose of those Limbaugh comments were? And that you're playing right into his hands by acting all offended by it? He's trying to be edgy and controversial to attract liberal audiences. It's stupid, but a lot of people listen to radio jockeys they don't like ... apparently because they like getting pissed off. Also I'm sure part of it was pandering to his slightly retarded audience.
 
Didn't they do this sort of thing in the 1930s or so?
 
I'd like to see a class division for the next season. Peasantry would own at farming stuff. But then the working class would be good at building stuff. Middle class can maybe bring a tv for their luxury item. The burgeosis would probably get their heads chopped off.
 
smwScott said:
And Stern, you do realize what the purpose of those Limbaugh comments were? And that you're playing right into his hands by acting all offended by it? He's trying to be edgy and controversial to attract liberal audiences. It's stupid, but a lot of people listen to radio jockeys they don't like ... apparently because they like getting pissed off. Also I'm sure part of it was pandering to his slightly retarded audience.
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yes I do realize what limbaugh was doing ..look at my first post in this thread ..I basically do the same thing he does ...still doesnt make him any less of a waste of skin :E

oh and the main difference was that I was joking
 
New one, Combine Versus Rebels... How could you guys FORGET?!
 
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