suspicious materials...

[KoreBolteR]

Burnzie, keep your job, youll have more stories for us tomoro hehe.

seems like youve had a good day..

 

[Sulkdodds]

Reminds me of two seperate occasions:

1. Me and a friend were walking down the road to a nearby internet cafe. I was telling Counterstrike stories when suddenly this man, all bloodshot eye-popping and wide open mouth, comes up to us.

Me: So then he shot me and I died.
Man: YOU WERE ALIVE!
Me: ?
Man: YOU WERE ALIVE, MATE! YOU'RE ALIVE! (walks off)
Old lady: Don't worry about him dearie, he's mad.


Occasion number 2:

So I'm walking down to the internet cafe and suddenly up ahead there's this old man being shouted at by a middle aged man.

Middle aged man: You stay away from me! You stay away from my family! Stay away from my ****ing family! (storms off)
Me: What was up with him?
Old man: Oh, I don't know, people today...
Me: Tell me about it.
<awkward silence>
Old man: You should be careful when crossing the road.
Me: Er, yeah, this traffic nowadays is awful.
Old man: Yes, I remember when it was all fields...

And it continued like that for a while before we went our seperate ways.

In fact, these two occasions were almost as strange as the time when I phoned a wrong number and ended up talking for ONE HOUR with some random old lady about the state of the world today, the virtues of crumpets, and her grandson. Wtf?

 

[sabre0001]

"Old man: Yes, I remember when it was all fields..."

I know how it is...get that ALL the time in Ireland.Some wierd conversations ive had...*shudders*

 

[Darkknighttt]

it's mine.