"Swine Flu" appears, quickly spreads to US.

[The Monkey]

^ I second that motion.

 

[Stigmata]

Scottish flu passes easily from bottle to human

 

[Higlac]

I'm going to try to cure it with the disinfectant power of VODKA!@!

 

[lefty]

apparently swine flu killed Bea Arthur.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Hey guys I just thought of a great joke, okay okay okay, listen up;

"There's a virus. It's going to kill us all!"
"Yeah? When pigs fly!"
"Haven't you heard? Swine flu!"


This is probably my proudest moment ever.

 

[Warped]

Ok this is gunna sound weird but I just started coughing recently. My screaming shits are gone and I slept like a baby but I'm hoping its not related.

 

[PimpinPenguin]

Just to be on the safe side, i think you should set yourself on fire and die.

 

[Warped]

Just to be on the safe side, i think you should set yourself on fire and die.

its raining out, hmmm i'll do it in the garage. no one else should die because of me

 

[AKIRA]

Ok this is gunna sound weird but I just started coughing recently. My screaming shits are gone and I slept like a baby but I'm hoping its not related.

so are the symptoms of swine flu just like a regular flu?

Is the swine flu stronger than a regular flu or is the big deal is that we just dont know how to treat it?

Anyway, if you get a fever and experience full body aches and muscle pain then i'd go see a doctor.

 

[lefty]

Guys my balls itched earlier I htink I have swine flu am I gonna die lol

qonfused can have all my stuff

 

[Warped]

Guys my balls itched earlier I htink I have swine flu am I gonna die lol

qonfused can have all my stuff

i heard somewhere that swine flu cures ball itch though, so you probably just caught something else

 

[Qonfused]

Score!

*dies of swine flu*

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Man you guys didn't appreciate my pun. I'm glad I caused swine flu.

 

[The Monkey]

I wish you would turn into a pig. This disease is too boring.

 

[lefty]

Man you guys didn't appreciate my pun. I'm glad I caused swine flu.

I'm actually still loling at it.

 

[Insano]

I hope I wasn't the only one thinking this:

 

[Sulkdodds]

I enjoyed it but I can never take bird flu or swine flu seriously because I imagine a goose or a pig giving out little sneezes and that amuses me too much to be worried.

 

[Eejit]

Nope, several people have made that joke, starting from page 1.

 

[Qonfused]

I hope I wasn't the only one thinking this:

I lol'd so hard.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I hope nobody minds this plug:

You are challenged to write a story on the subject of swine flu. See this thread.

 

[Eejit]

Two deaths in USA, swine flu suspected as cause.

 

[The Monkey]

They thought two people in California had died from the flu, but that's probably not the case.

http://www.ktla.com/landing_news/?T...Deaths-Probed-in-=1&blockID=277903&feedID=171

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

America really will **** the world up pretty bad.
-USA brought the e. crisis
-Mexico brought swine influenza
I wonder what will Brazil contribute.

 

[Eejit]

Brazilian fart fetish porn.

 

[Higlac]

^^ You can thank Japan for that.

Probably something rare and exotic from the Amazon.

 

[Warped]

AAAAMERICAAA......AAAAMERICAAAAAA

AMERICA **** YEAH!! COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHER **** DAY YEAH!!

 

[MJ12]

I'm going to try to cure it with the disinfectant power of VODKA!@!

1:30-

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/08/081706.html

 

[Lizardizzle]

this sucks. D:

 

[Warped]

this sucks. D:

:thumbs: <----me
:x <----you

 

[gFrohman]

This sucks because I'm moving to Texas this summer for grad school. Piss out my ass.

 

[mocho loco]

My school is about 9 miles away from the border. There are already people making excuses to not go to school. :\

 

[Lizardizzle]

:thumbs: <----me
:x <----you

gee, thanks. lol

 

[xdrive]

80 suspected cases in australia

 

[bbson john]

No one can escape from this. Everyone will be ****ing dead at the end of the days.
Noooooooo

p.s., no cases in China lol

 

[staticprimer]

this sucks. D:

What are you worried about? You're surrounded by what I can only guess is some sort of green anti-viral barrier.

 

[Llama]

There is no god damn risk.
The *only* people who have died have been in Mexico, and of those 100-odd people, only 20 people have been established to have died from the disease.
It is not a worry.

 

[Warped]

your more likely to get Cancer or Genital diseases than get the Swine Flu. Wrap yo dik up!

 

[VirusType2]

So there were mosquitos near you, that means you had bird flu. Why doesn't anyone believe you?!

Um yeah, because that was my logic. Let me break it down:

- the bird flu was going around at the time (about 2001 2002 IIRC)
-I had the flu
-the bird flu had infiltrated my state
-it can be transmitted by the mosquito (-in fact that type of mosquito in particular was shown on my local news)
-I had mosquitoes living in my bedroom that I didn't notice at first
-I had mosquito bites before and during my illness
-I hadn't left my room much, since I was in my room writing music and was unemployed.
-I hadn't left my house in a while since I had a suspended drivers license
-shared bathroom and kitchen with my roommate and her 3 children - nobody else in my house got sick, because it's not contagious. What kind of flu is not contagious? The avian flu

 

[Sulkdodds]

My school is about 9 miles away from the border. There are already people making excuses to not go to school. :\

Excuses? Or swine flu?

 

[jondy]

Um yeah, because that was my logic. Let me break it down:

- the bird flu was going around at the time (about 2001 2002 IIRC)
-I had the flu
-the bird flu had infiltrated my state
-it can be transmitted by the mosquito (-in fact that type of mosquito in particular was shown on my local news)
-I had mosquitoes living in my bedroom that I didn't notice at first
-I had mosquito bites before and during my illness
-I hadn't left my room much, since I was in my room writing music and was unemployed.
-I hadn't left my house in a while since I had a suspended drivers license
-shared bathroom and kitchen with my roommate and her 3 children - nobody else in my house got sick, because it's not contagious. What kind of flu is not contagious? The avian flu

hehe. Hahaha. BAHAHAHAHA