Take revenge on your cheating girlfriend by sending her CRABS

[CptStern]

In short, we give crabs to your ex-girlfriend. No if?s, not too many and?s, but we promise a very itchy butt. You?ve got an ex, a grudge and a valid credit card with matching billing & shipping addresses, and we?ve got crabs.If you want a way to get back that doesn?t involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you now have a place to turn.

It?s an idea so horrible and regrettable that you could never directly endorse or request it, and we won?t ask you to. All we do is ask you for your billing and shipping addresses, and mail you out a tidy package of peculiar material with tiny, purple dots in it? those are live crabs, and they need only be sprinkled on the bedding or clothing of the one you once loved the most to ensure he/she sufferers the fullest wrath of those genital lice.

If you?ve ever tasted the sweet intoxication of love, you know what it?s like to live?

If you?ve ever fought the bitter battle with the one you?ve pledged to love, you?ve felt our very pain.

If you?ve ever told that whore which cliff to jump off because of all that sleeping around she must be doing, going out dressed like that all the time.

If you?ve ever loved or bedded above your class, but felt bitter, dire resentment when you were abandoned for someone more in keeping with socio economic classing, but still wished there was something you could do to get back at him or her.
We can help

Read our pages, feel our X-Ray vision, and make the only choice that?s left; you must now buy our product of gestational pubic crab eggs, delivered fresh to your door within mere days.

they offer up school trips to visit their facilities

If you?re an elementary or middle school teacher in upstate New York and you?re looking for a unique field trip opportunity, you may have found just the ticket.

Unlike other field trips, we never charge admission for students or teachers, and our parking is always convenient and ample.

And if you?re looking for a great way to hammer home the early education against sexual promiscuity (for your science, health or home economics class) we?ve got the active lab that will make the skin crawl worse than the hissing cockroach exhibit!

Check out our ?Scared Abstinent? tours as well. It?s a great way to combine your own twisted fetish and a Saturday out with the girls of the church youth group.

http://www.revengecrabs.com/

 

[jimbo118]

General Games eh?

 

[Lucid]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=146190

 

[CptStern]

well obviously I was looking in the wrong section when I posted this

 

[Darkside55]

This is an awesome video game.

 

[jimbo118]

<3

 

[CyberPitz]

Jimbo, that made me lawl so hard at work. People are like "wtf?"

 

[jimbo118]

Nice

 

[L3N!N]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2740544#post2740544

been done before in the lounge.

 

[xombine]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2740544#post2740544

been done before in the lounge.

Been done before in the third post.