Tale of Monkey Island Promotional Contest

[BlueWolf72]

[br]So the last "key" contest was fun and while many of you took the time to play I wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart.? So I got some new keys today and this time it will be for:

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[br]The game you can win is "Season 1 of Tales of Monkey Island". Still not sure what you can get your swords on check the video out here.? Tales of Monkey Island, an all new adventure set in the highly celebrated Monkey Island universe. Spend time with Guybrush Threepwood and all his pals for the full 1^st season of Tales of Monkey Island.[br]

[br]Contest:[br]

[br]The contest I have in mind is very simple.? Tell us why you want this game in a odd and funny way.? Write a sentence of 26 words where the words begin with the 26 letters of the alphabet in order. Again 2 keys to give away, contest ends tomorrow evening so good luck. Let the fun begin![br]

 

[stewardmic]

My submission

Alone, bedridden, counting down eternity - forever gameless, helpless, I joylessly kill lonesome minutes, needing only pennies, quietly repeating "Sorry Threepwood," ululating vaudeville, weaving xebec yarns zealously.

 

[Barnz]

academic beard can't dick enlarge
flying ghost hooker is jewish.
king licks magical naughty orangutan panties.
rodriguez smells tiny used vaginas, watching xray'd young zambians

wtf did i just post

 

[brickjuggler]

My best try

A boy's commodore64 displayed early fantastic graphics, Home, Island, Just krawling, lively monkeys, No other people, Quests, Romance, Suspense, Twowaychickens, Utter Valiance, Would Xerox Your Zeitgeist!

 

[paradoxzn]

And before crabs devoured every flippin goobery headful, I jump kicked, leaving my newly opened presents, quickly requiring some totally unibrowed Valve worker x-ray your zombie.

 

[Warped]

Accidentally boycotted Communism, diddling erection for gay homo in just klutzy loose man not offering pussy quest, riding stupid tits under vibrant whale xenophobe yelling zits!

 

[quigonjoe]

Argh! Buying computer discs enabling freaking gaming habits instigates judicious killing, leaving massive, nerdy, old programmer quagmires; reward shall tentatively undermine violence without x-ing your zen.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/x%5B2%5D

 

[Opium]

The picture is for the Secret of Monkey Island Special Edition and the competition and video is for the Tales of Monkey Island. Two completely different games from different developers.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Mine is in a somewhat rhyme scheme. :l

As bells carry devious ecstacy,
Forty girls hearken in joyous kleptocracys.
Little men no often ponder,
Quixote! Reverse squanders,
Then, under various wiles,
Xylene, you're Zacharias!

 

[Roblet]

Obviously capitalized for style rather than technical correctness.

A Boldened Contest Doth Entice Fine Gamers Here - I Just Keyed Lexical Magic, Naturally Overlooking Potential Quotes, Racing Straight Through /Usr/share/dict/words, Violently Writing - Xerographic, Yet Zen.

 

[BlueWolf72]

The picture is for the Secret of Monkey Island Special Edition and the competition and video is for the Tales of Monkey Island. Two completely different games from different developers.

Thanks fixing

 

[morgs]

A Boldly Crafted Delightful Epic, Forged Gleefully - Hurls Itself Justly Knocking Long Matured Nostalgia Onward Paced Quickly, Rests Solitary, There, Unavailable, Vacancy Wayward, X yards Zipped.

Interpretation: - Pretty much the game being made, bringing Thoughts of Nostalgia from old monkey island games, and being there in front of me, but out of reach. The "X yards Zipped" Parts means it is X as "Random Variable" yards away zipped up.

 

[ZachAttack]

the dvd case to this game can cure my skin diease?

A Beautiful Crescent Descends Excitedly From Groping Heartily, It's Joyous Kaleidoscopic Look Mind Numbs Old Previous Quarrels, Recently Solved Throughout Ultimate Victory Well Xeroisis Yesternight ZILTCH!

 

[ZachAttack]

that's disease... ug tired. i really should have read this while fully awake.

 

[Andrax]

Admittedly bashful, continuing despite every feeling growing, hopefully I just keep letting my need of property quietly recede, scoring the unlikely victory, with xenophobia yielding zero.

-I want to win, but I'm really shy. That's what that means-

 

[Ennui]

Alone, bedridden, counting down eternity - forever gameless, helpless, I joylessly kill lonesome minutes, needing only pennies, quietly repeating "Sorry Threepwood," ululating vaudeville, weaving xebec yarns zealously.

Absolutely beautiful, crafting doldrum-evoking form gaily, hoping I, jaundiced kettleborn, languishing momentarily near oblivion, preemptively quiet, rang silently the ultimate vesper - where xenomorphic yarns zoon.

 

[Fatbubba]

After blissfully creating delightfully enormous feces, getting hyped, I justifiably killed lemmings muttering nasty opinions, pleasing quite rigorous society that ultimately veiled, willingly xerxes yields zoology

Always a reader, but hardly a poster, but this was fun to get me out of hideout

 

[Eejit]

Anon, Bacchus calls - driving ever for grog... How I jokingly kept lambasting mealymouthed nephalists! Only persons quixotic retain sobriety. Torturing us vile wastrels; xylophonic yelling zanily.



It being a Monkey Island thing I thought grog or rum would be a good subject

 

[the.v.dog]

Aardvarks bit computer, destroying everything: fourteen games have irremovable jaws, knuckles locked motionless; now only possible quiet relief seem to unwaveringly vanish- wish Xenomorphs yerked zoos.

 

[BlueWolf72]

WOW you guys kick butt. I love some of these. I will be picking two winners later in the day. Check your pm for info on how to get your game Thanks again.

 

[dustydog823]

Always be careful during extreme flag grabbin, have instinct; just kill lotta monkey nappers, otherwise people quell random stories/tales underlying vengeance will xenomorphically yield Zerg.

 

[BlueWolf72]

Mine is in a somewhat rhyme scheme. :l

As bells carry devious ecstacy,
Forty girls hearken in joyous kleptocracys.
Little men no often ponder,
Quixote! Reverse squanders,
Then, under various wiles,
Xylene, you're Zacharias!

FIRST WINNER IS: Acepilotf14 please check your pm on how to claim the prize you desire.

 

[BlueWolf72]

Admittedly bashful, continuing despite every feeling growing, hopefully I just keep letting my need of property quietly recede, scoring the unlikely victory, with xenophobia yielding zero.

-I want to win, but I'm really shy. That's what that means-

Congrats to the shy guy. Please check your pm for the key to your new car.

CONTEST IS OVER.. We got some keys for other games on way be ready for future contests.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Woo woo!

 

[Andrax]

Thanks for the key! I'm lucky I'm not the judge, as I thought there were plenty of much better verses than mine.

 

[MJ12]

Another bitch cummin down everywhere f*ckin good, humpin in jammin. Keep lickin my nuts on penetration. Quick rub, smack titties until vagina wet. Xerox your zucchini.

 

[Fatbubba]

Congrats to the winners

 

[Eejit]

DENIED!!

grats lads.