Tales from the Emergency Room

[CptStern]

oh dear god ...

A morbidly obese man with a large abdominal pannus (image at right) came in exhibiting red, irritated skin around the abdomen. It looked like a routine skin infection. But what was the cause? During the exam, I lifted the pannus and a turkey sandwich fell from between his folds. The man said it was about a month old, which the smell confirmed.

http://dailystrength.org/blog/182-8-crazy-stories

NWS NWS, also not eye safe ..not for the weak of stomach

An older gentleman man came in with many complications from his diabetes. I went to take off his socks and as I began to examine him, the tip of his second toe broke off into my hand like a piece of turkey bacon. It was dry gangrene.

 

[Raziaar]

According to wikipedia, that's not even the worst scenario of Panniculus, which can extend to cover the knees and beyond.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Ever have that look on your face where your nose scrunches up, and your top lip rises over your teeth, and your eyebrow furrows? My face atm.

 

[CptStern]

According to wikipedia, that's not even the worst scenario of Panniculus, which can extend to cover the knees and beyond.

read up on uterine prolapse

 

[Krynn72]

My internets is going slow, so that webpage isnt opening. Is panniculus just the name for huge rolls of fat flopping over each other?

 

[Geogaddi]

/me makes a biscuit with butter and Kentucky Jelly

 

[Qonfused]

read up on uterine prolapse

If I had a dime...

 

[kineaesth]

I don't believe you.
http://www.snopes.com/medical/emergent/emergent.asp

 

[CyberPitz]

Some of those stories made me cringe....others turned me on.

 

[Deadpan]

Ammusing stories. I lol'd at a few of them.

 

[Stigmata]

Kentucky Jelly.

Amazing.

 

[Jintor]

Just reading Stern's comments made me feel like retching. I'm not sure I want to click on the link.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

First off
****ING EWWW

Second
Stern how the hell do you come up with all this shit?!

 

[Stigmata]

PROTIP: CptStern is an RSS feed from reddit.com

 

[Acepilotf14]

Cock ring.

 

[Qonfused]

PROTIP: CptStern is an RSS feed from reddit.com

Also Digg.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I've noticed that Stern finds a lot of disgusting things.

And no, KY Jelly is NOT made here in Kentucky. I live here, I should know.

 

[AKIRA]

Cock ring.

buttplug

 

[Mr-Fusion]

An unconscious man and his girlfriend arrived with a large lump on his head and several deep scratches on his scrotum. When he awoke, he explained that he had been kneeling naked over the side of his bathtub while cleaning.

The cat must have become transfixed with his swaying testes, and it pounced.

Hehe oh shit

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Oh **** Read This Shit

n Elderly Woman Came Into The Er Complaining She Had Green Vines In Her "virginny". A Pelvic Exam Verified That She Did Have A Six-inch Vine Growing Out Of Her Vagina, And X-rays Revealed It Was Growing From A Potato In Her Vaginal Vault.

 

[highlander]

What The **** ^ D: D:

 

[Stigmata]

I know. "Vaginal vault"? That's not even a thing.

 

[kineaesth]

Um, guys. They're not all on here, but... http://www.snopes.com/medical/emergent/emergent.asp