Tales of Botched Surgery #10,934: the New Anus edition

The doctor told her he'd tear her a new one if she wouldn't shut the **** up.

He kept his word.
 
I hope she didn't take it too hard. It's a tough break, though.
 
thats a kick in the ass

well, she cant kick yet
 
I smell the makings of a cheesy horror concept.

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Schmidt, but there's been a terrible mistake. Instead of a new leg, you were given the anus... of a SERIAL KILLER."

The Clencher
Lock up your sphincters.

(coming this summer)
 
I lol'd at the page title.

"Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead"
 
The administration is analizing* this mishap to see what went wrong.

*(sic)
 
She can't complain of not being able to shit, at least.
 
How do you make a new anus? XD

I need a rubber band and some luncheon meat stat!
 
I was hoping that he was implying that fox news wasn't a real source... oh well.
 
Man that sucks. At least if there is no effect on her life its like winning the lotto.
 
Want more details.
 

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haha awesome thread.


seriously though, why hasn't anyone banned masterofdarkness, most retarded forum member i've seen in a long time
 
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