Tapeworms

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Umm hey uhhh anyone ever had tapeworms? I just need someone to share a personal experience with me cause I think I might have em(lot of symptoms).
 
Are you shitting them out, then see/feel them squirm back up your asshole?
 
This thread is good without pics.

Let's keep it that way.
 
Haven't Shit in like 2 days. O.o. I live in Memphis.
 
Go to the bath make the water very hot water. This will irritate them and they'll ooze out of either your tear duct or through the sweat pours under your arms.

Works every time.
 
Mr-Fusion said:
Go to the bath make the water very hot water. This will irritate them and they'll ooze out of either your tear duct or through the sweat pours under your arms.

Works every time.
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So your saying i'll sweat out the worm? I don't think my mind would be able to take that.
 
The only other option is to starve yourself for 5 days. Sit on the kitchen table in front of a lovely roasted piece of beef. Inhale the succulent aromas of that beef and the worm(s) will crawl up your throat out of the mouth in search of the food.
 
Put a glass of milk by your mouth for an hour. It will lure them out to drink some, they love milk.
 
Why shouldn't i see a doctor and get medicine then shit em out. Cant u do that?
 
Congratulations HL2.net, we managed to help this young man solve a question he already knew the answer to without giving him any good advice.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
Congratulations HL2.net, we managed to help this young man solve a question he already knew the answer to without giving him any good advice.
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I was originally asking for a story just to ask what someone did to get rid of them
 
Are you sure you have them and you're not just thinking you have them because you looked up the symptoms online and formed your own diagnosis? Have you actually seen tapeworms in your stool?
 
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be able to worm his way out of this one.
 
Darkside55 said:
Are you sure you have them and you're not just thinking you have them because you looked up the symptoms online and formed your own diagnosis? Have you actually seen tapeworms in your stool?
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I'm not 100% sure, but I do have a ton of the symptoms(abdominal pain, weakness, Loss of appetite, Nausea, fever).
 
Yeah, don't go online and make your own diagnosis. You aren't a doctor. Go see a doctor before you worry yourself to death about having tapeworms and end up having to take aciphex.
 
*face palm* my mom's a nurse, i forgot :p. Thank you Darkside
 
TBH, could be...but if you've not seen worms in your shit, you can't be 100% sure. Doctor, doctor, doctor.

Or, find a loving girlfriend that will be willing to 'squirrel' her finger up your asshole to see if anything irregular is in there. Don't worry, she'll know how it feels if she's willing to do it.
 
You can pull them off your asshole with some transparent tape. That's why they call them tape worms.

Perhaps.


Edit: My bad, that's pinworms.
A enterobiasis tape test or transparent adhesive tape test (sometimes called a Scotch tape test or Graham's test) refers to a method used for collecting and examining material gathered from regions surrounding the anus. This test is usually used to identify an infection of pinworms by collecting both the worms and eggs.
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Virus, wtf are you trying to do? Don't go giving bad advice to someone unless you KNOW it will work. You don't want a malpractice suit, do you?
 
Lol. Doctor = Medicine. Medicine = Dead Tapeworm(if you do indeed have the parasite). Dead parasite = OMG moment in the shitter when you shit the damn thing out and you find a floppy 12 foot long THING coming out of your ass.

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
Anthraxxx said:
Lol. Doctor = Medicine. Medicine = Dead Tapeworm(if you do indeed have the parasite). Dead parasite = OMG moment in the shitter when you shit the damn thing out and you find a floppy 12 foot long THING coming out of your ass.

Pics or it didn't happen.
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lol oh god can you imagine...i wouldnt be able to look at myself in the mirror for a few days if that happened..
 
get really drunk and it'll kill all the germs/worms in your system
 
If you start having fits of rage and loss of self-awareness, you may have something more serious, like Las Plagas.

Fun Fact: Did you know that 1/4 people may have roundworms or some other type of parasite and not even know it for up to 20+ years?
 
http://www.fray.com/drugs/worm/
^This is all you need.....

.....to be assured that you never want to get tapeworms, EVER. True story from a guy who got tapeworms by eating raw beef in France. Plus, it's illustrated!

Special Bonus: At the end you can read a message board where multiple people post their own personal tapeworm stories.

I showed this story to a friend once and now he has an incredible fear of tapeworms.
 
dfc05 said:
http://www.fray.com/drugs/worm/
^This is all you need.....

.....to be assured that you never want to get tapeworms, EVER. True story from a guy who got tapeworms by eating raw beef in France. Plus, it's illustrated!

Special Bonus: At the end you can read a message board where multiple people post their own personal tapeworm stories.

I showed this story to a friend once and now he has an incredible fear of tapeworms.
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That was delightfully grotesque.

Shall, chances are you don't have any sort of parasite. It's likely AIDS. Enjoy your nightmares.
 
Starve yourself for a few days then sit on the toilet waving a Mars Bar next to you anus. The tapeworm will scent the delicious food and move to get it, as soon as it starts to exit your asshole grab onto it and pull until the whole thing is out.
 
due to my one and only phobia of internal parasites i did alot of researching.

tapeworms don't crawl anywhere. they attach themselves to your gut and feeds trough its skin. they can't move because they have no usable muscles or organs that allows it. they are very good at multiplying themselves due to their hyper reproduction.

home remedy's...switch to spicy foods, since it turns the flora of the gut more acidic which is irritating to parasites. but this requires consistency and time.

drink two spoons of kerosene. umm, i read it somwhere

eat tobacco

or just ****ing go to the doctor. he'll give you medicine that it will stun the worm long enough so you can shit it out. there is no guarantee you won't have to pull some of it out yourself. enjoy! and yeah...extremely good hygiene is crucial. since each egg is a tapeworm and there's millions of them in one single adult.


either that or do as this brave fellow did
WARNING...you might throw up and ruin your childhood if you look at it

edit: oh...seems it's not an actual tapeworm but a spider bite. still, very fun to watch!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/24078/
 
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