Teen Slang Generator

[Jangle]

I like this

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang

It's funny because almost all of them are believable. Some are just plain odd though.

Some examples:

officer
adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone.
"Is it true that Grandma and Grandma are officer?"

penis
n. a club which the speaker wants to shout at.
"I'm gonna shout at your penis, dude."

 

[Ikerous]

shens
adj. not tiny.
"Check out my shens burger!"

 

[joule]

joule
v. to become sexy.
"Reggie, don't joule!"

 

[rosseh]

half life 2
n. crack cocaine belonging to a friend.
"Jesse, where's my half life 2?"

[edit]
rosseh
interj. phrase suggesting that someone cheat on something.
"Man - rosseh!"

 

[Kamikazie]

:O
kamikazie
adj. likely to flirt with firearms.
"What do you think, man?" "Kamikazie, Jose!"

 

[Beerdude26]

Beerend
n. a credit card which the speaker wants to threaten.
"Fool! Gimme a Beerend!"

Wtf that makes no sense whatsoever :|
Just like me

 

[short recoil]

short recoil
v. to spoil one's pair of sunglasses.
"We should short recoil, dawg."

Wtf?

 

[Beerdude26]

short recoil
v. to spoil one's pair of sunglasses.
"We should short recoil, dawg."

Wtf?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Ikerous]

Ikerous
n. an inquiry of health, and confirmation of same.
"Hey there, kid - Ikerous?" "Ikerous."

Neat

icarus milk
v. to steal contraceptives.
"If you don't icarus milk, Billy, I will."

lmao XD

 

[spookymooky]

spookymooky
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better spookymooky, Jesse."

 

[Jangle]

Jangle
n. friends, but also a secret code-word for people.
"Boy, you can't laugh at Jangle!"


Yeah.

 

[Beerdude26]

PAYNIS
n. a secret friend.
"This is a secret PAYNIS!"

Hetairian
n. slang for a particular chain of fast-food burger restaurants.
"Dad, are you coming down to Hetairian's?"

lawl

Jack Thompson
adj. popular but not high-quality.
"Sabrina, do you think I'm Jack Thompson?"

HAHA FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

 

[Kamikazie]

supercalifragilisticexpealidocious
n. 1. an enormous knife. 2. a new arcade game.
"Did you purchase the last supercalifragilisticexpealidocious, girl?"

 

[Que-Ever]

que-ever
n. a collective or quantitative noun for school.
"Shana, that's a whole que-ever of school!"

um...?

 

[Boogymanx]

Boogymanx
n. someone who flaunts boys.
"Dawg, check out that boogymanx's boys!"

D:

Robrecht
v. to intentionally understand a girl.
"Kelly, I really need to Robrecht."

D: D:

 

[Shamrock]

shamrock
interj. casual greeting.
"Shamrock, officer." "Shamrock."

 

[MiccyNarc]

MiccyNarc
v. to hate things, with no purpose or reason.
"MiccyNarc and you'll regret it, my friend."

WTF I hate people that do that!

 

[short recoil]

Some of my favs

Volvo
adj. addicted to violence.
"Old chap! That's totally Volvo!"

gordon freeman
n. a superior credit card.
"This gordon freeman is even more superior than my usual credit card!"

All your base are belong to us
interj. a statement of strong disagreement.
"Kelly, can I love your burger?" "All your base are belong to us!"

 

[Shamrock]

This thing is so ****ing lame.

 

[MiccyNarc]

sex
adj. fake.
"Grandma, you're so sex."

No further comment necessary.

 

[Codcommando]

dildo
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the dildo, Kelly?"

This thing is very accurate........... ?

 

[Beerdude26]

hate
n. a collective or quantitative noun for shoes.
"Boy, that's a whole hate of shoes!"

...What?

 

[Naudian]

Idonotbelonghere
v. to behave in a bad-smelling manner.
"Shh, buddy, I'm trying to Idonotbelonghere."

...

 

[dream431ca]

If you read carefully it's the INFINTIE!! generator. basically it's putting your words into random sentences..which most teens do now a days.

 

[spookymooky]

fairly accurate:

Damn you, damn you all to hell! especially you, shamrock, for no particular reason!
v. to check out drug paraphernalia with fast food.
"Mind you don't Damn you, damn you all to hell! Especially you, shamrock, for no particular reason!, dawg."

EDIT:

interesting:

Screw you, bastard
v. to have sex with things, with no purpose or reason.
"'Scuse me while I Screw you, bastard, my friend."

 

[scatr99]

pwn
interj. informal apology.
"That was your girl I tried to dance with? Pwn, Billie."

 

[DrDevin]

Devin
n. a pair of sunglasses which the speaker wants to trip over.
"Jackie, that Devin is so sexy!"

Actually sounds about accurate.

 

[spookymooky]

pwn
interj. informal apology.
"That was your girl I tried to dance with? Pwn, Billie."

Awesome.

 

[SimonomiS]

pwn
interj. informal apology.
"That was your girl I tried to dance with? Pwn, Billie."

tits
interj. informal apology.
"That was your car I tried to hate? Tits, Jackie."

 

[Dekstar]

wanker
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better wanker, Kelly."

dekstar
adj. bad.
"Billie is way more dekstar than Shana."
:O

 

[The Brick]

The Brick
adj. enviable but not cute.
"Brian - she's The Brick!"

hl2.net
n. a high-quality thong.
"Check out her hl2.net - let's share it!"

lol this is pretty funny.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

ryuken
n. complicated acronym, meaning breasts.
"Let's get ourselves some superior ryuken, officer."

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breasts
interj. informal apology.
"That was your scooter I tried to spoil? Breasts, Frank."

???Vadjvbdhsg

 

[Dalamari]

dalamari
v. to slap something in an exceptional fashion.
"Hey, buddy, wanna dalamari?"

 

[Lucid]

1
n. violence.
"Hey, buddy! Sexy 1!"

2
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the 2, kid?"

3
v. to sniff someone or something.
"Hey, Shana, wanna 3?"

and...

xlucidx
adj. getting ready to check out something.
"Are you as xlucidx as I am, homie?"

:|

lucid
adv. used in conjunction with another word as an intensifier.
"That teacher is lucid-high-quality, Kelly."

:| :|

 

[bvasgm]

bvasgm
adj. big.
"I need a bvasgm radio, and I need it now, Sally."

borgasm
n. an old-school term for school.
"Hey, Dad! Nice borgasm!"

awshens
n. a particularly illegal arcade game.
"I'm gonna love your awshens, Mom."

 

[Raziaar]

Raziaar
n. a type of knife.
"Check out Jesse's Raziaar!"

Razi
n. a person without a skateboard.
"That's the most pleasant Razi I've ever seen!"


Cow
n. clothes without gold.
"What's with the Cow, girl?"

Dancing Cow
v. to see something in a dangerous fashion.
"Why do you Dancing Cow, officer?"


Lol. Rediculous.

 

[jimbo118]

jimbo
v. to behave in a famous manner.
"Shh, Jose, I'm trying to jimbo."

lol...

 

[Septih]

Septih
n. complicated acronym, meaning LSD.
"All your Septih are belong to us, dawg."

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

grab my ass
v. to purchase things, with no purpose or reason.
"Dude, wanna grab my ass?"

grandma
adj. getting ready to shoot something.
"Careful, kid, she's grandma."

banana
n. LSD without school.
"All your banana are belong to us, Shana." :/

touch this
v. to make fun of music.
"Are you trying to touch this, buddy?"

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[Raziaar]

grab my ass
v. to purchase things, with no purpose or reason.
"Dude, wanna grab my ass?"